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this made me snort too. I think she just probably had a little surfer girl BO and I was too horny at the time to care. My buddy Zach used to bang a girl we called "hippie chick" b/c of her white girl dread locks and no one ever saw her take a shower unless she got banged like one of Tommy Lee's drums. That chick had some serious BO and he'd smash her out after parties and **** - college is the land of the grimey as ****.

04-07-2017 , 04:06 PM

#402

AlwaysFolding

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I have an experience that I often regale people with, the aptly named "Crusty Kelly."

Yeeeeuck

04-07-2017 , 04:16 PM

#403

Sheep86

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Originally Posted by FranFran

SNFVKMFRNFJ NDFJFKFJ DDNFJDJDKJCJDNCHVJICCHICAGOOOO JCNDKFOFIJFNDJD

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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

no u

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Originally Posted by FranFran

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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

nice

Sheep will try some Chardonnay now.

04-07-2017 , 04:16 PM

#404

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Hmmm no I remember her. Back at UCSB a tall super tight blonde chick from Santa Cruz who had a deep seeded need to hookup with me to (in her mind) piss off daddy. She's now married to a real jarhead looking white boy

bro a vagina is just another sweaty stinkbox hole, it just happens to be between her legs and not you arm and torso.

Spoiler:

04-07-2017 , 04:17 PM

#405

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

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Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

bro a vagina is just another sweaty stinkbox hole, it just happens to be between her legs and not you arm and torso.

Spoiler:

Whatever - I need to know more about krusty kelly

04-07-2017 , 04:23 PM

#406

FranFran

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octopussssssyyy ale ale ale

04-07-2017 , 04:26 PM

#407

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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smell your girls snatch after she works out. You will remember again.

04-07-2017 , 04:41 PM

#408

Natamus

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Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

smell your girls snatch after she works out. You will remember again.

But this had more like surfer twang lol

04-07-2017 , 04:50 PM

#409

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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so then have hre work out then jump in the ocean. ffs Nat i am trying to help you out here, stop ****ing resisting

04-07-2017 , 04:53 PM

#410

Natamus

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Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

so then have hre work out then jump in the ocean. ffs Nat i am trying to help you out here, stop ****ing resisting

Bwah hah hah hah hah

04-07-2017 , 05:38 PM

#411

suitedjustice

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ACR has a $2 BI $20000 gtd starting in an hour. That's kind of a big deal for a US site.

04-07-2017 , 05:46 PM

#412

suitedjustice

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Because there's no way they're getting 10k runners, even with re-entry.

04-07-2017 , 06:04 PM

#413

Natamus

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Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Because there's no way they're getting 10k runners, even with re-entry.

Do people actually get money off of ACR? (Bitcoins count)

04-07-2017 , 06:35 PM

#414

suitedjustice

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I just go on a couple months ago. I'm up a few hundo but not enough to pull any off, so I don't know.

04-07-2017 , 08:23 PM

#415

Colin_Piddle

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Anyone else playing the $11 Friday Fun on ACR. Whats up with the long late reg on that mtt? Almost 5 hours in and you can still late reg

04-07-2017 , 08:32 PM

#416

suitedjustice

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That's how they roll on ACR. Be nice if they had more Turbos. But they do have the on demand Turbos, which are fine.

04-07-2017 , 08:36 PM

#417

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

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I don't care much for turbos but I don't care much for 6 hours + to make the money either.

04-07-2017 , 11:48 PM

#418

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

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Did not make the money. Had KQ off in the BB, with 23 BB. Button raised and I jammed and he woke up with aces. Almost 6 hours for zero money.

04-08-2017 , 12:03 AM

#419

AlwaysFolding

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Whatever - I need to know more about krusty kelly

I will absolutely tell this tale tomorrow. Do you want the abridged or the full?

04-08-2017 , 12:27 AM

#420

Natamus

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I will absolutely tell this tale tomorrow. Do you want the abridged or the full?

The full, n-bomb!

04-08-2017 , 04:33 AM

#421

FranFran

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hahahha i drank tjem all last night hahahsahha ****ing head will explode. Off to drink cold paulaners in the shower.

04-08-2017 , 05:25 AM

#422

FranFran

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eggs toasts and cold beers, the breakfast

04-08-2017 , 06:29 AM

#423

suitedjustice

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Did not make the money. Had KQ off in the BB, with 23 BB. Button raised and I jammed and he woke up with aces. Almost 6 hours for zero money.

Playing one of their hyperturbo mega stacks now. They start you off with 25,000 chips at 10/20 and 3 min blinds, so you play deep stack poker for half an hour, then tournament poker for half an hour, then shove/fold for the remainder, and it's all over in 2 1/2 hours tops.