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04-01-2017 , 01:31 AM

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,119

But I did it anyway. Whatever. Blah blah blah April LC/NC thread. It's not the thread you need, but it's the thread you deserve.

Old thread, unformatted because IDGAF:
http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...-nsfw-1656210/

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04-01-2017 , 01:50 AM

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 20,012

fist

04-01-2017 , 01:50 AM

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

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hello saturday you beautiful *****

04-01-2017 , 01:51 AM

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,131

Last edited by Mr.mmmKay; 04-01-2017 at 01:51 AM. Reason: in

04-01-2017 , 01:51 AM

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 20,012

KF what's with the bread title? I can't even

04-01-2017 , 01:51 AM

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,131

Quote:

Sammy bought a new computer and one of those curved Samsung monitors. Getting a new computer is ****ing hard work. If it wasn't for beers, Sammy would have thrown that **** out the window hours ago. Why does that **** come with all kinds of pre-installed ****. Sammy runs 100% clean windows on one pc and Linux on another. This new **** SAmmy bought is not cooperating AT ALL. DrInk now angry later

Real men like Mr.mmmKay and Morphismus build their own computers. Zero bloatware

04-01-2017 , 01:51 AM

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 13,172

Ban OP. 99% lady

04-01-2017 , 01:52 AM

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,314

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

KF what's with the bread title? I can't even

Its def not whole wheat

04-01-2017 , 01:53 AM

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 20,012

anyway, lets get on with it:

- - 1. ****ing love you saturday
  - 2. friyay was very good to the foldings
  - 4. had the interview, lady was like yeee you know things
  - 3. folded my way into 2nd place in a donkament for $450 or some ****
  - 5. basically winning all around, long ass day though driving two hours north and then stopping at three casinos on the way back...
  - 6. because **** it six points

04-01-2017 , 01:59 AM

#10

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 13,172

So they gave me like the crappiest seat on the whole ferry. F*** adelson. Thanks Donald. OK it might have helped if I wasn't way too late

04-01-2017 , 02:00 AM

#11

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 25,424

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Real men like Mr.mmmKay and Morphismus build their own computers. Zero bloatware

This. Real men don't buy computers, they buy the parts and build them themselves. That way they make sure they get what they want. You should be ashamed of yourself; you're an engineer after all Sammy!

04-01-2017 , 02:01 AM

#12

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,314

Oh no I'm not about to deposit on ignition and donk up the mtts

Oh wait, I am - aaaaaaaaa

04-01-2017 , 02:04 AM

#13

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 20,012

honestly last month's thread ended very well.

04-01-2017 , 02:04 AM

#14

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Did someone say bring the Wtf?

You're welcome.

04-01-2017 , 02:09 AM

#15

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 13,172

At least I'm close to the bar. Prolly going to drink that Danish piss as soon as they open

04-01-2017 , 02:11 AM

#16

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

If it's Sammys piss the alcohol content in that Carlsberg should increase by at least 12%.

04-01-2017 , 02:32 AM

#17

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

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No bar service. Cruel Obama

04-01-2017 , 02:49 AM

#18

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

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Lol nonalcoholic Asians. No-one drinks anything. Might get another one

04-01-2017 , 02:59 AM

#19

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 13,172

2nd. Eating something before wouldn't have been the worst of all ideas lol

04-01-2017 , 03:05 AM

#20

Sheep86

****Too Drunk and Tired to Make an April Fools-Themed LC/NC Thread****

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Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

anyway, lets get on with it:

- - 1. ****ing love you saturday
  - 2. friyay was very good to the foldings
  - 4. had the interview, lady was like yeee you know things
  - 3. folded my way into 2nd place in a donkament for $450 or some ****
  - 5. basically winning all around, long ass day though driving two hours north and then stopping at three casinos on the way back...
  - 6. because **** it six points

Beautiful!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Yeah, even Sheep built his own computer.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

If it's Sammys piss the alcohol content in that Carlsberg should increase by at least 12%.

Spoiler:

04-01-2017 , 03:12 AM

#21

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

F, do your best Jackie Chan impression w/ a TR. Thanks.

04-01-2017 , 03:38 AM

#22

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 13,172

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

F, do your best Jackie Chan impression w/ a TR. Thanks.

JC is HK not macau. On way to hotel, need more beer

04-01-2017 , 04:16 AM

#23

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

honestly last month's thread ended very well.

Thanks Obama is definitely appropriate here.

ps insomnia sucks balls

04-01-2017 , 04:18 AM

#24

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,131

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