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04-06-2017 , 03:52 PM
Don Rickles was good guy, took getting beat in Casino like a champ

Hello FranFran nice of you to join us today
04-06-2017 , 05:01 PM
did I tell thursday to **** off yet, if not **** you fursday
04-06-2017 , 05:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
For Colin, Friday is probably over already.
Sadly not my friend. 9:29am
04-06-2017 , 05:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Sadly not my friend. 9:29am
But it's over already by the time your post arrived here, right?
04-06-2017 , 05:53 PM
1. My bank has blocked ignition as a retailer.
1a. I withdrew last week so I could use that $$ on wsop.com in a couple of weeks for wsop satties
2.thursday can eat my scrotch
3. I don't like toolbag theming of days and months like taco Tuesday/thirsty Thursday, movember etc.
4. It's April bitches it's time to start prepping for Summer in Vegas/WSOP aka my favorite time of year
04-06-2017 , 05:58 PM
RIP Rickles, no one knew how to rip a person better or be a nicer person to others in the entertainment business, than him. His insult comedy inspired me as a kid into a couple of ass beatings that were worth the laughs they got.
04-06-2017 , 06:37 PM
How can anyone dislike Taco Tuesday?
04-06-2017 , 07:01 PM
I had tuesday night drinking in HS, that was cool.

Lighten up Nat, go take a dab or something
04-06-2017 , 07:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Natamus
1. My bank has blocked ignition as a retailer.
1a. I withdrew last week so I could use that $$ on wsop.com in a couple of weeks for wsop satties
2.thursday can eat my scrotch
3. I don't like toolbag theming of days and months like taco Tuesday/thirsty Thursday, movember etc.
4. It's April bitches it's time to start prepping for Summer in Vegas/WSOP aka my favorite time of year
I find this to be oddly charming to read for some reason

04-06-2017 , 07:31 PM
Look up a guy named "SliqRiq," he's an obese dude on instagram who just posts videos of himself doing dabs all day.
04-06-2017 , 08:51 PM
welp it's official, I have to start training my replacements and documents every process I do on Monday.

Watch out world, tbh is going to be coming at you
04-06-2017 , 10:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
But it's over already by the time your post arrived here, right?
04-06-2017 , 11:26 PM
Your post makes no sense TBH. Maybe its in relation to a previous post I missed. Vegas in summer I imagine is sick. I reallty want to go to vegas one day and do the whole bottle service thing.
04-06-2017 , 11:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thabighurt35
I had tuesday night drinking in HS, that was cool.

Lighten up Nat, go take a dab or something


Calm down TBH
04-07-2017 , 02:47 AM
04-07-2017 , 07:51 AM
It's ****ing snowing again....
04-07-2017 , 08:55 AM
hello friday you beautiful *****
04-07-2017 , 08:56 AM
1. hai friyay
2. $50/bet blackjack, smashing 20s, getting reamed by dealer pipping up to 21
3. but it's 10/20 day so we'll be okay
4. unless i fall asleep early again
5. the cull playoffs start in a few hours.
6. son i am excite
7. hay FrancisFrancis
04-07-2017 , 09:07 AM
Good morning Friday I am glad to see you!!

Apparently the state of Texas is trying to pass a "Masturbation bill" Where "A man will be fined $100 for "unregulated masturbatory emissions." The fines will benefit children in the care of the Department of Family and Protective Services."

WTF Texas???
04-07-2017 , 09:36 AM
Talk about seed money.
04-07-2017 , 09:36 AM
Sammy would fit right in in Texas.
04-07-2017 , 09:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Your post makes no sense TBH. Maybe its in relation to a previous post I missed. Vegas in summer I imagine is sick. I reallty want to go to vegas one day and do the whole bottle service thing.
If this is directed at me I am very confused

Quote:
Originally Posted by Natamus
Calm down TBH
no you
04-07-2017 , 09:43 AM
hai franday
04-07-2017 , 09:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by thabighurt35
hai franday
omw2fyf

easy translation
04-07-2017 , 12:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
omw2fyf

easy translation
on my way to **** you fran?

Spoiler:
ygos?
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nttawwt
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well maybe
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