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11-25-2021 , 05:39 PM

#376

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Lol Belga films block in Belgium

11-25-2021 , 05:45 PM

#377

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

I apologize. It wasn't me. I blame Morph

11-25-2021 , 05:49 PM

#378

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

That's what my Venezuelan hooker friend told me FWIW

11-25-2021 , 05:50 PM

#379

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Sammy forgets, you punks all look the same to me. Are you the Bavarian or the freak that saw Jesus and got baptised at the age of old, or was that Morph?

11-25-2021 , 05:57 PM

#380

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

No idea what you're talking about but you need 3study Obama and see the lighht

11-25-2021 , 06:08 PM

#381

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

FWWM is the über Bavarian

11-25-2021 , 06:51 PM

#382

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Sammy prefers small athletic breasts.

11-25-2021 , 06:56 PM

#383

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

In Bavaria all breasts are full and round

11-25-2021 , 07:26 PM

#384

Sheep86

*** A Thread for Low Content Slash No Content Poasts in November - Not Safe for Work ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

1. Next holiday destination for Sheep: Bavaria.
2. That is, if Mr. FWWM can confirm Mr. Mr.mmmKay's statement.
3. Have you courted the Chinese ewe with rich parents yet, Mr. FWWM?
4. How's the Korean ewe, Mr. Folding?
5. H0rus should continue praying for Samuel.
6. Hai Gypsie, are you out there somewhere?
7. Polandmøller is getting cold.
8. Klitmøller too, prolly.
9. Jeevesmøller can prolly confirm.
10. Sheep had black beans for dinner.
11. The farting is okay, it's the sharting one needs to avoid.
12. Happy Thanksmorphing erryone!

11-25-2021 , 10:27 PM

#385

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Happy Thanksgiving, Sheep!

I'm thankful that my family aren't a bunch of crazy tinfoil hat wearing horse paste eating *******s.

11-26-2021 , 01:26 AM

#386

spaceman Bryce

anything you guys want

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 21,015

I don’t get Sammy.

I feel like I’m missing something because I’m dumb

11-26-2021 , 03:27 AM

#387

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Yeah Sammy's a strange one

11-26-2021 , 04:38 AM

#388

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy ate 3 pounds of fried eel.

Just because you put something big fat long and slimy in your mouth, it doesn't mean it was eel.

11-26-2021 , 06:46 AM

#389

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

I don’t get Sammy.

I feel like I’m missing something because I’m dumb

Sammie’s sort of like a stray dog that follows you home and you don’t quite have the heart to tell it it’s unwanted so you let it sorta hang out in your yard and every once in awhile you’ll throw it some scraps to survive but there’s no way in hell you’re gonna ever let it into the house because you know he isn’t housebroken and there’s kind of a funky smell and you’re really afraid to touch it or let it get too close.

11-26-2021 , 09:59 AM

#390

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

I don’t get Sammy.

I feel like I’m missing something because I’m dumb

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Sammy is a bit like late German actor and eccentric Klaus Kinski; he can't stand not being the center of attention, even when caused by the woe of other people. Listen to Werner Herzog describing how Kinski reacted to a guy having to cut his own foot off to survive a snake bite in the jungle:

What could be Sammy's chocolate?

Can highly recommend the whole documentary, here is part 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

11-26-2021 , 01:36 PM

#391

Butler Jeeves

enthusiast

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 61

Good evening, fellow BBV members. I hope you all are well.

It's wonderful to hear about Mr and Mrs Sammy expecting their third child. I have no doubt the little one will turn out to be just as beautiful as his or her siblings.

11-26-2021 , 03:25 PM

#392

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

FT in NL Courchevel H/L, 2/5, let's go!

11-26-2021 , 03:29 PM

#393

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by spaceman Bryce

I don’t get Sammy.

I feel like I’m missing something because I’m dumb

Sammy will drink your piss so fast you won't even know what happened.

11-26-2021 , 03:31 PM

#394

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,838

That is totally not any kind of pokers I've ever heard of. I gogled Courchevel, then Courchevel Poker, and it referred me back to this thread.

11-26-2021 , 03:33 PM

#395

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

lol

11-26-2021 , 03:34 PM

#396

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

It’s PLO for lunatics that think PLO doesn’t have enough action.

11-26-2021 , 03:35 PM

#397

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy will drink your piss so fast you won't even know what happened.

I have a feeling that spaceman would prefer slow.

11-26-2021 , 03:37 PM

#398

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

It’s PLO for lunatics that think PLO doesn’t have enough action.

...so perfect for a nit like me!

I just keep them coming...

11-26-2021 , 03:43 PM

#399

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,838

Prolly totally solved, and Morph prolly solved it. RIP all the other players EV.

11-26-2021 , 03:57 PM

#400

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Sammy was supposed to be in Mannheim for 2x2 weeks in dec/jan....Corona ftw

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