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11-18-2021 , 02:56 PM

#251

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

RIP everyone

11-18-2021 , 09:43 PM

#252

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

RIP

11-18-2021 , 10:40 PM

#253

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Weird. I had oatmeal for lunch today. I never have oatmeal for lunch. It was meh.

11-19-2021 , 03:50 AM

#254

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

What is wrong with you people?

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 11-19-2021 at 03:51 AM. Reason: Have a vegemite sandwich

11-19-2021 , 10:21 AM

#255

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

What is wrong with you people?

11-19-2021 , 02:22 PM

#256

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Punk#1 3 years old, pink#2 1 year old. Hot wife surprises Sammy with a nice candlelight dinner as he returns from saving the world, to tell him that punk/pink #3 is in her stomach right now..........

Welcome to grown up life, Sammy

Sammy will now enjoy one of the few nights home alone he has left before he dies.

Beer

11-19-2021 , 02:29 PM

#257

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Congrats, Sammie wife.
Who’s the father of this one?

11-19-2021 , 02:57 PM

#258

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Congrats, Sammie wife.
Who’s the father of this one?

I've seen a picture of you...pretty sure you're a virgin

11-19-2021 , 03:03 PM

#259

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Do you fap more to virgins?

11-19-2021 , 03:14 PM

#260

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Sammy killing the world by overpopulating it.

11-19-2021 , 03:43 PM

#261

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Sammy killing the world by overpopulating it.

Sammy's kids will save the world

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 11-19-2021 at 03:44 PM. Reason: or at least make Sammy a lot of money in his great match fixing scheme

11-19-2021 , 04:12 PM

#262

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

So you've already conceded that you won't.

Sad.

11-19-2021 , 04:30 PM

#263

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

So you've already conceded that you won't.

Sad.

I've always liked you, I think you are beautiful.

11-19-2021 , 04:34 PM

#264

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

You're only human.

11-19-2021 , 05:03 PM

#265

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Don’t forget your second wind.

Spoiler:

11-19-2021 , 05:04 PM

#266

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Congrats!

11-19-2021 , 05:05 PM

#267

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

11-19-2021 , 05:06 PM

#268

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Congrats!

You take that back!

11-19-2021 , 05:20 PM

#269

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Right now!

11-19-2021 , 05:20 PM

#270

Sheep86

*** A Thread for Low Content Slash No Content Poasts in November - Not Safe for Work ***

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Sheep infracted the Sammy for overpopulating the world. Has Sheep handled the situation correctly, Senior Head Mod King Fish?

11-19-2021 , 09:42 PM

#271

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

One week ban for every spawn sounds abt right, imo.

11-19-2021 , 09:45 PM

#272

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

I bet the new baby will look just like its father.

Spoiler:

11-20-2021 , 05:38 AM

#273

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

No more oatmeal for lunch. I thought I'd save some money, but eating it makes me want to lie down and die.

ffs SJ eat something substantial for lunch, like this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Congrats Sammy!

11-20-2021 , 06:48 AM

#274

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Morph,

It looks like someone took a sh*t on your plate.

Spoiler:

11-20-2021 , 07:08 AM

#275

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Hey it has all the three food groups: meat, sourkraut, and mashed potatoes!

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