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11-20-2021 , 08:01 AM

#276

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Sammy loves the Sauerkraut. A hotdog with Sauerkraut and chopped Zwiebeln as toppings is the nuts.

11-20-2021 , 09:23 AM

#277

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

11-20-2021 , 09:47 AM

#278

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Congrats Sammy!

11-20-2021 , 09:47 AM

#279

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

ffs SJ eat something substantial for lunch, like this:

Sausage, sausage, and meatball? I'm in.

11-20-2021 , 09:52 AM

#280

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Almost as good as meatball sausage meatball IYKWIM

11-20-2021 , 11:05 AM

#281

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Sauerkraut is disgusting, normally banmöller should be in place. But bcos Sammy seems single-handedly responsible for half of Denmarkian population growth, maybe can get a pass for now. Needs to be monitored though

11-20-2021 , 02:35 PM

#282

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Sauerkrauteaters really shouldn't reproduce though

11-20-2021 , 02:41 PM

#283

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Punk#1 3 years old, pink#2 1 year old. Hot wife surprises Sammy with a nice candlelight dinner as he returns from saving the world, to tell him that punk/pink #3 is in her stomach right now..........

Welcome to grown up life, Sammy

Sammy will now enjoy one of the few nights home alone he has left before he dies.

Beer

Punk#1 is already 3? Congratulations, Herr Sammy. Denmarkian litter of the finest quality.

11-20-2021 , 03:00 PM

#284

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Punk#1 is already 3?

Not really sure, I just assume he's around that age. He already loves bacon, so I'm confident he won't grow up to be one of those men that wears womens clothes and cut their penises off. Not that there's anything wrong with that....

11-20-2021 , 03:18 PM

#285

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,068

You'll need to cut your penis off after number 3.

11-20-2021 , 03:27 PM

#286

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

You'll need to cut your penis off after number 3.

We don't do that in Sammy's country, we just stop having sex.

11-20-2021 , 03:40 PM

#287

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,068

Same thing?

11-20-2021 , 04:58 PM

#288

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

But then where do the sausages come from?

11-20-2021 , 08:21 PM

#289

RacerExTex

Honorary Mod

Join Date: Apr 2016 Posts: 796

Thanks, Morph!

11-20-2021 , 11:36 PM

#290

spaceman Bryce

anything you guys want

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 21,015

What are the rules on begging in 2p2 new edition?
What I would like to do is some honest begging in a playful way for my own amusement. And for things. It’s not something that I have to do here or anything, so I’m curious where the line is?

11-21-2021 , 01:55 AM

#291

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

I’d say provide a post ITT describing what you are exchanging and for how much. Whether it’s an embarrassing thing, a tat, or nothing at all but you have a good pitch.

If it gets mod approval, it’s all go for your own thread.

Sure as hell won’t be the first time we’ve done it.

11-21-2021 , 02:18 AM

#292

spaceman Bryce

anything you guys want

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 21,015

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Thanks fishbrains. The chemicals in my brain seemed to have reached a kind of harmonious balance at this moment in time and I’ve changed my mind about going around 2p2 begging for stuff. Something I’m totally serious about an hour ago but disinterested in now. I might change my mind again if I actually need to beg. Hopefully it comes to that.

11-21-2021 , 06:36 AM

#293

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Pink usernames cause serious chemical imbalances in the brain. Take action before it's too late!

11-21-2021 , 07:26 AM

#294

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

RIP Fishbrains

11-21-2021 , 12:38 PM

#295

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

RIP everyone

11-21-2021 , 03:01 PM

#296

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by RacerExTex

Thanks, Morph!

Excellent sausage work, Mr. RET.

11-21-2021 , 03:03 PM

#297

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Happy wonderful Sheepday!

11-21-2021 , 03:17 PM

#298

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

AAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

11-21-2021 , 04:19 PM

#299

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

No Sausage November!

11-21-2021 , 05:18 PM

#300

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

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