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Things people do in casinos that tilt you Things people do in casinos that tilt you

09-29-2011 , 07:05 PM
playing live 2-5 in south florida (lol old people)

I mean not really tilting (I won the hand) but definitely

call older lady (50ish) with heavy makeup's 4x preflop raise I turn two pair on a wetish board and call her potsized bet on the river. she looks at me with faux pity, moves her head side to side and snaps her fingers "kid...I got....the ACES" and tables pocket aces with a huge sweeping motion.

im like...ok...

i wonder how long she practiced her pocket aces routine in front of the mirror.
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09-30-2011 , 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by architect_dad
playing live 2-5 in south florida (lol old people)

I mean not really tilting (I won the hand) but definitely

call older lady (50ish) with heavy makeup's 4x preflop raise I turn two pair on a wetish board and call her potsized bet on the river. she looks at me with faux pity, moves her head side to side and snaps her fingers "kid...I got....the ACES" and tables pocket aces with a huge sweeping motion.

im like...ok...

i wonder how long she practiced her pocket aces routine in front of the mirror.
You should have called the floor and asked them why there were only two aces in the deck.
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09-30-2011 , 11:00 AM
i HATE when people still wear FTP gear and act like their pros yet their playing 1/1 and suck
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09-30-2011 , 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by nickt2326
i HATE when people still wear FTP gear and act like their pros yet their playing 1/1 and suck
or just like stone faced dudes with wrap around shades playing 2/4
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09-30-2011 , 06:47 PM
The guys who just have to tell you every single time the board hits the hand they folded OR hits the hand they had the previous hand.
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10-01-2011 , 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by bearsw2001
this one guy limped UTG, SB completed, and I was in BB and going to raise...
"you wanna chop?" he asked, and I said no. He called me an ahole and folded his hand and requested a table change right after this. This tilts me badly
Mine is similiar to this. Here in Denver if it's just SB and BB, SB will look at BB and ask pull back, which is usually agreed. It tilts be when SB completes then asks about chop after flop comes out. Usually will say no then check behind them since 99% of the time they have two pair.
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10-03-2011 , 07:03 PM
OLD NITS PLAYING TOP 2% OF HANDS GO TO SHOW-DOWN AFTER C/C RIVER. WAIT 10 F***ING MINUTES FOR ONE OF THEM TO SHOW THEIR HAND. WHEN THE DEALER FINALLY SAYS HE NEEDS TO SEE WINNER, ONE GUY ONLY SHOWS ONE HOLE-CARD. AND OTHER GUY FLIPS OVER ONE CARD TOO. THEN IT COMES DOWN TO WHO HAS THE BETTER KICKER, OMG, THEN WAIT ANOTHER 10 SECONDS FOR ONE OF THEM TO SHOW THEIR KICKERS!! HOLY S*** GO WRITE YOUR GRANDSON A 10 DOLLAR BDAY CHECK!
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10-03-2011 , 11:22 PM
Players who say that Poker is all about luck and agreeing amongst themselves all night for every hand won/lost.
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10-04-2011 , 12:12 AM
Getting berated and insulted by other players for standard pots. I once got in a raising war with a guy preflop when I had AK and he had some sort or pair. My 4 b forced some other dude to fold the monster pocket 6s prefllop. Board ran down 2345x. He was so pissed at me as if I had done something wrong, I almost felt threatened.

I don't always ask players how much chips they have behind, I only do when they're hidding their stack making it impossible for me to approximate myself and when it's necessary. Anyway I don't remember the action at all but I know it was very legitimate for me to ask him what he had behind and he started making fun of me for like 2 orbits after. It was pretty irritating. Especially coming from a guy who is clearly to ******ed to understand concepts like pot commitment and pot to stack ratios.
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10-04-2011 , 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted by The JO Show 601
OLD NITS PLAYING TOP 2% OF HANDS GO TO SHOW-DOWN AFTER C/C RIVER. WAIT 10 F***ING MINUTES FOR ONE OF THEM TO SHOW THEIR HAND. WHEN THE DEALER FINALLY SAYS HE NEEDS TO SEE WINNER, ONE GUY ONLY SHOWS ONE HOLE-CARD. AND OTHER GUY FLIPS OVER ONE CARD TOO. THEN IT COMES DOWN TO WHO HAS THE BETTER KICKER, OMG, THEN WAIT ANOTHER 10 SECONDS FOR ONE OF THEM TO SHOW THEIR KICKERS!! HOLY S*** GO WRITE YOUR GRANDSON A 10 DOLLAR BDAY CHECK!
this one is annoying, although the same old guys always have to see your hand first even if they were the aggressor. I always wait on these idiots who have to show second, if possible. I mean some of them wait, wait, wait, in a tournament too. It is like they don't understand, both hands will be shown anyway, flip the dam cards!!!
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10-04-2011 , 01:06 PM
I hate when 21 year old internet hoodie/sunglasses kids at my casino are wearing a pokerstars patch sewn onto their hoodie like they are a sponsored pro or something playing 1/2...
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10-04-2011 , 01:36 PM
when dudes with bad BO, bad oral health.. ****ing breaths on you at the table and you could smell the cigarettes

nothing else though

so i'm pretty good.. nothing tilts me


LOL.. the other night some little korean kid.. smaller than i am threatened to kill me!!!!! cuz i was crushing his cousin and him and was talking a little smack to his cousin... dude straight up threatens to kill me and goes on a verbal rampage.. i call the floor and yell at this dude... 4 or 5 times to get security.... DUDE doesn't think its that big of a deal!!!!!!! and brushes it off!!!! i'm yelling at him and no one at the table is backing me up!!!!!!!

somehow i don't go on massive tilt just shock!! a random player at the table goes to the manager a later and tells him the story.. he didn't want to speak up then and there...i come back into the casino after a break and manager says he wants to bann the kids.. they got software where people walk in and the recognize the face right away

so kid is banned forever!!.. floor prolly written up.. ****ing idiot
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10-05-2011 , 11:31 AM
Last weekend I had a guy in his 50's play almost every hand a $2/5. Limped pot 4 callers I have Queen 10 suited in SB. Flop 6 6 10, I bet $20 two callers. Turn 6 I bet $45 only the middle age guy calls. River 6 I check he bets $20. I think he is trying a bad bluff. I call. He says I play the board and as I flip over the Queen he shows the Ace. He honestly thought he was bluffing with the NUTS!.
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10-05-2011 , 12:05 PM
So did the floor force him to play the board?
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10-05-2011 , 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by largeeyes
So did the floor force him to play the board?
no the cards read in this casino which I knew.
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10-05-2011 , 03:43 PM
This guy kept winking and pointing at people who he won a pots against. Then he lost five racks in an hour. Thank god there's some justice in the world.
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10-05-2011 , 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by The JO Show 601
OLD NITS PLAYING TOP 2% OF HANDS GO TO SHOW-DOWN AFTER C/C RIVER. WAIT 10 F***ING MINUTES FOR ONE OF THEM TO SHOW THEIR HAND. WHEN THE DEALER FINALLY SAYS HE NEEDS TO SEE WINNER, ONE GUY ONLY SHOWS ONE HOLE-CARD. AND OTHER GUY FLIPS OVER ONE CARD TOO. THEN IT COMES DOWN TO WHO HAS THE BETTER KICKER, OMG, THEN WAIT ANOTHER 10 SECONDS FOR ONE OF THEM TO SHOW THEIR KICKERS!! HOLY S*** GO WRITE YOUR GRANDSON A 10 DOLLAR BDAY CHECK!
This deserves so much love.
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10-05-2011 , 04:15 PM
People who don't show their cards when they are first to act at showdown.

Example Last Night:

Villain bets river, I call.

Villain: "I have 5 high"

Me:
"Lets see it"

Villain:
"I said I have 5 high"

Me: "Your first, turn your hand over"

Villain: "I declare I have 5 high, thats all im going to do"

Me: "Expose your hand or Muck!!!"

Villain: Shows just the 5 of diamonds...

Me: "Do you really think your 5 high is good? That's why you don't want to muck it?"

Villain:
I'm not gonna turn over my hand until he does, I already said I have 5 high"

Floor: "Both of you turn your hand up"


WTF
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10-05-2011 , 04:44 PM
Players in tourneys that get seated RIGHT NEXT TO ME that won't shut the eff up!!!

I had earbuds in and he was blabbing to me so i politely took one out and listened.

The next time he blabbed I told him, sorry but I am trying to zone out to my music for awhile.

I hate annoying effers with constant stories.....even if they are amusing.

I miss online poker!!!
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10-05-2011 , 11:12 PM
min bet/min raising....especially after the 4th or 5th min raise.
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10-06-2011 , 08:17 AM
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Originally Posted by mp2012
People who don't show their cards when they are first to act at showdown.

Example Last Night:

Villain bets river, I call.

Villain: "I have 5 high"

Me:
"Lets see it"

Villain:
"I said I have 5 high"

Me: "Your first, turn your hand over"

Villain: "I declare I have 5 high, thats all im going to do"

Me: "Expose your hand or Muck!!!"

Villain: Shows just the 5 of diamonds...

Me: "Do you really think your 5 high is good? That's why you don't want to muck it?"

Villain:
I'm not gonna turn over my hand until he does, I already said I have 5 high"

Floor: "Both of you turn your hand up"


WTF
don't be a douche, he is telling you his hand is 5 high. Just show yours so he can muck. It isn't like he is saying, I know that I act first but I am not rolling them over or telling you my hand until you show yours first. No, he declared his 5 high, just show and move on!!! And if then he lies to you, punch him in the mouth, but I have never seen anyone declare and lie just to make the other show!!!
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10-07-2011 , 09:46 AM
So here´s my first post.

Just started with live playing but i can already add my two cents.

- excessive chip counting. They take ages to count their chips facing raise or push and then the ALWAYS fold!

-Old guys looking and acting disoriented, and not faking this. They really are

-Old guys complaing how online poker has destroyed the real poker and i must be one of those internet kids for 3 betting so much (Dude i´m 37 years old how old are you 105?)

-Players wanting to leave for break/smoke sitting through their blinds and not defending, then leave when they have the button

-Finding out the persons who hosted the tourney i played where involved at a massive chipsmuggling scandal just the weekend before (should read more in forums i guess....)

The just show on card at showdown, bad hygiene and i hate AA things have been mentioned enough.
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10-08-2011 , 08:27 PM
At local indian casino they have both old and new $5 chips, there is this one guy that when he sits on your left and you bet either an old or a new chip he will grab your chip and replace it with his so that he can even out his stack of old and new chips.

It tilts me to no end!

Also this same dude buys custom airbrushed trucker hats with an Ace and a King on the hat. The fish also wears sun glass and covers his mouth every time he is in a hand. If the fool wasn't so damn horrible I would probably say something but he is such a fish I just endure the torture to keep him at the table.
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10-09-2011 , 07:01 AM
When the fish to your right has a friend on the rail yelling out to him explaining how he knows a dude who ALWAYS clears between $2000 and $6000 a night playing 2/3 NL ($200 max buy-in).

I thought it must obv be BS but the dude was serious, saying "I've seen him do it myself..."

ldo why would you bother to come to the casino if you weren't going to make at least 10 buy-ins a session?
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10-09-2011 , 09:01 AM
Some tard calling a raise out of position,

donkbets huge when first to act postflop,

making the original preflop-raiser fold

showing his bluff with Jack-sh*t

with the words :

'I

had

position'.

tilt.
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