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09-18-2017 , 12:45 PM

#1076

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

We know Reno you know.

09-18-2017 , 12:47 PM

#1077

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,412

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

The house I just looked at to rent is 100 meters from a nude beach.

You can be naked on all beaches in Denmark, unfortunately that means seeing fat German naked men every time you go there.

09-18-2017 , 12:52 PM

#1078

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,059

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

You can be naked on all beaches in Denmark, unfortunately that means seeing fat German naked men every time you go there.

On the 3 days of summer?

09-18-2017 , 12:52 PM

#1079

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

denmark is new bora bora

09-18-2017 , 12:54 PM

#1080

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

Joining the brexit protests or nude beaches? Tough call/

not really.

09-18-2017 , 12:56 PM

#1081

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Protesting brexit nude beaches?

09-18-2017 , 12:57 PM

#1082

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

6 hour detour tho

also, just download the bravo poker app, drop in the zip code and you can see what games are running where from the comfort of your phone

may jus have to get shwazy in boise

09-18-2017 , 12:57 PM

#1083

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,412

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

On the 3 days of summer?

09-18-2017 , 01:00 PM

#1084

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,598

I haven't been to nvg in a long while, what is the current aids threat level there?

09-18-2017 , 01:08 PM

#1085

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,569

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Now you know why there is so few Danish offspring

09-18-2017 , 01:08 PM

#1086

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,569

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik19

I haven't been to nvg in a long while, what is the current aids threat level there?

I suppose Politics is worse

09-18-2017 , 01:08 PM

#1087

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,178

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

6 hour detour tho

also, just download the bravo poker app, drop in the zip code and you can see what games are running where from the comfort of your phone

may jus have to get shwazy in boise

Yeah there's ****-all out there besides SLC, Boise and Reno.

09-18-2017 , 01:16 PM

#1088

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,412

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Now you know why there is so few Danish offspring

Offspring is from America

Spoiler:

09-18-2017 , 01:37 PM

#1089

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,178

The best thing about the degen thread is that op promised to come back and share some of his stories, and after 12000 posts and 3.8 million views, he still hasn't delivered. That has to be some sort of record.

09-18-2017 , 02:15 PM

#1090

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Moral of the story: Even on 2p2 you'll be more famous if you die after creating something

09-18-2017 , 02:25 PM

#1091

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,351

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Ffs, Sammy just watched the news. Prince Henrik (The Queen's husband) sufferers from dementia, this means that she will step down from her throne very soon to be with him before he goes totally crazy. Sammy doesn't care about that, he is French after all, but it also means that we will have an Australian Queen very soon... Sammy will now drink to forget.

I thought you were Danish.

09-18-2017 , 02:26 PM

#1092

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

He's realized that Denmarkian heritage is shameful and now wants to assimilate into Frenchdom.

09-18-2017 , 02:36 PM

#1093

Sheep86

*** Surviving the floods and each other/ BBV Rescue Operation September LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,690

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

When we return to the felt our mind need some prep but our body will be ready

1. #1 of this list is devoted to Mr. Folding, because the wonderful slowpokes have returned! Sheep's life will be better from now on. Let us give thanks.
2. Hai NeverFolding and AlwaysCalling, good to see you as well.
3. With so many slowpokes around, Sheep decided it is time to reinstate his Filippo "andrewkm" Candio avatar.
4. **** you Monday!
5. But maybe not so much as most other Mondays, because Sheep had actually ordered a watch and it arrived today!
6. Sheep is not really interested in watches, but this one is just so classy.
7. It's a Sinn 556A.
8. Ok, one detail about the ewe, but that's it!

Spoiler:

09-18-2017 , 02:37 PM

#1094

SammysGF

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 242

Fake news. The french will smugly smoke in public and easily shrug off judgement. If they'll put those things in their mouths without thinking about it, they'd feast on the vagina as if it were the very last baguette.

09-18-2017 , 02:39 PM

#1095

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,690

Quote:

Originally Posted by SammysGF

09-18-2017 , 02:42 PM

#1096

Sammy2bullets

Property of Australia

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,412

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

I thought you were Danish.

Morph trying to be the funny Morph.

You know what Sammy meant. The crazy prince is French

09-18-2017 , 02:50 PM

#1097

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,178

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Morph trying to be the funny Morph.

You know what Sammy meant. The crazy prince is French

Is he from Bel-Air?

09-18-2017 , 02:54 PM

#1098

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,588

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Yeah there's ****-all out there besides SLC, Boise and Reno.

yea that's kinda where im at. Dont think Reno is worth 6 hours of my life. Yellowstone would be awesome but thats like a 13 hour detour. **** that.

I just hope i dont run into snow cuz my snow tires are in Chicago and my summer tires turn into hockey puck in the snowskis.