This week in church signs under twitter moments has a few keepers.

The Danish gold medal was in the Team time trials (for sponsored teams)

NSFW

Lol, Sammy forgot Tom isn't Belgian anymore. Sorry about that Mr. Sheep. There were 2 Dutch guys on the team. You all look the same, it's difficult to tell you apart.

Sammy,

Why aren't you living in Spain?

People are at the beaches here, while you are freeing your balls off in 14 degree weather.

It's way too hot there + you live there. The Danish weather is perfect.

Freeing your balls? Sammy's balls are free to do whatever they want, if that's what you mean.

Beer

Danish weather is perfect if you are a polar bear.

It's so cold the "z" fell out of freezing.

Spain is for weaklings. Real men live in countries with real winters.

Lemonade.

Sorry Sammy. I forgot you don't like to raise a sweat.

nerds

What Fran said

¿Donde esta mi rana?

**** you

"esto es un robo"


You're gonna need to learn that one as well, bum

1. F U MONDAY

Hello, friends:

Today is the most glamorous day of the week: Sheepday. This day marks the 24th consecutive Sheepday, and is a momentous occasion to be celebrated by even the Sammiest of Sammys. The namesake of Sheepday, Mr. Sheep, has already shared his gifts with the best forum of all of 2p2. Rejoice.

0. A late gif-t, now perhaps a Sheepday gif-t for the forgiven benevolent leader?
1. Happy 24th Sheepday to all those who observe only the finest things in BBV life!
2. Mr. tbh you already have the primest location mfy
3. Mr. Whiskeyneat you are welcome to produce results leading to the highest stakes
4. Today we shall evaluate all of the homework assignments
5. We have already completed a test and several write-ups and are still going strong
6. It is a late list but a list none-the-less
7. We are seeing the previously drunk girl (DTF PDG iyam lol) tonight
8. To smash or not to smash?
9. That is the question
10. She verbatim stated that she hates condoms
11. I am conflicted about some of the implications of this statement
12. Not sure I am going to fall for this one
13. I shouldn't fall for this one
14. Maybe I pull a Warmdeck and get a BJ mf her

Crushed my under bets. ATS looks more 50/50

This **** made me lol the lols

We did chest day before major consumption of foods, but we did eat the cinnamon bread and preworkout beforehand.

Then we smashed a double-rice double-beans carnitas burrito bowl from chipotle.

We went home to cook the 3lbs of ground turkey that we had been dreaming about but we misread 9/13 as 9/18 and **** was already ruined

obv smash is obv

throat babies for the win tho

Throat-Baby driver

Today was my chest day aswell


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