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09-16-2017 , 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Sheep86
Sheep is hesitant in providing details regarding the ewe. Hopefully The Folding will understand.

It is very late now, Sheep should get some rest.
I understand Mr. Sheep. Sleep well and I will see you for Sheepday!
09-16-2017 , 09:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat
I vaguely remember being given a spot on the list
****.

I probably did.

Whiskeyneat reserved for #3 after Mr. tbh in absolute #3
09-16-2017 , 10:15 PM
Mr Olympia finals are streaming on Amazon Video atm. I am not working it tonight. Worked a different show today
09-16-2017 , 10:59 PM
Brief synopsis of the Brazilian interaction:


Upon first meeting I initiated an hour-long conversation with her as no one else was interacting with her and she had a deer-in-headlights look. I planted a seed about going to do something outside of school and she was receptive but after about an hour she sort of just closed up. At that point I decided it was time to excuse myself and let it settle in for a few days. She added me on Snapchat/facebook/messaged me for my contact into a few days later.

We studied together, some moderate physical interaction occurred and she was very open about her sexual preferences. Not a lot happened but we agreed we should hang out again, so a few days later we went to dinner and a movie. The middle of that interaction she got really pissed off because I didn't cut the banter we were engaging in while she tried to tell me some meaningless story. Whoops. That ****ed up the dinner portion, but we still saw the movie and after that I dropped her off and decided to write this one off.

Well, I ignored her for a few days and she started popping back up and contacting me a whole bunch, but cut to the party yesterday with her getting up on my boy (who shut her down HARD even though he's like 23 and she's half a decade older, loool) and it's really just time to write this one off. Sorry guys, I couldn't close the deal effectively on this one and she's honestly really taxing to interact with for long periods of time.

Previously drunk girl is highly DTF though, I'll TR that one next.
09-17-2017 , 01:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Professionalpoker
Mr Olympia finals are streaming on Amazon Video atm. I am not working it tonight. Worked a different show today
All of the sad
09-17-2017 , 02:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
0. no gif-t because his benevolence hates us
Sorry Mr Folding...

09-17-2017 , 02:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat
Don't go to Idaho are you still ****ing drunk or something?

I'd say slc Reno because with Reno you're also right next to Tahoe which is pretty sweet also especially for mountainy bendering. Or mountainy detoxing. Or mountainy bendering then detoxing
i am leaning towards this, but i was on a boat today and the driver recommended a place in idaho to go to
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**** him tho
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e is banging the cougar milf
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she did not want to talk about it
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****im


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Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat
Most effective when u do both. I also found these little things called "Calms Forte" that are basically natural advil pm that knock me out when chased w a couple beers
the bar hangover last so long tho, i will definitely try the valerian root, plus GOT ref is strong

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Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat
28 of the olds
huh, i would have taken the over. but whos liver will last longer?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat
That's why the sweet creator gave you two. Don't be a *****
**** man, i know i have two as well. the left one hurt yesterday tho, thank god for water

Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
0. no gif-t because his benevolence hates us
1. basically it's an okay Saturday, I have done 2 hours of the things that need to be accomplished by this week so good is good hello Caturday
2. Mr. tbh your prowess is excellent and admirable, I give you two thumbs up and wish to purchase you a drink some da(aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa)y
3. Mr. Gypsie alive on Monday plz
4. Mr. Sheep well done breaking the unbreakable combo of one Mr. tbh
5. do you know that tomorrow is the best day of the ****ing week?
6. basically the best day ever
7. I should probably examine other threads today but I'm gonna go eat some curry that'll blow my butthole out
8. I went to a "classy" event last night and the lovely Brazilian showed no preference to Mr. AlwaysFolding, this is okay as we expected this
9. she did however show preference to my friend and respected colleague
10. I like him so I was not the slightest bit upset
11. also have an in with the Brazilian's roommate that I'm going to utilize, she is a very nice girl
12. is this acceptable?
13. **** YES IT IS BECAUSE LOL
14. other stories to come later


Quote:
Originally Posted by Natamus
From all that all i took away was: "3 beers to kill the shakes"

Damn TBH ****s getting real homie
****s been real since jump street playa

Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
Brief synopsis of the Brazilian interaction:


Upon first meeting I initiated an hour-long conversation with her as no one else was interacting with her and she had a deer-in-headlights look. I planted a seed about going to do something outside of school and she was receptive but after about an hour she sort of just closed up. At that point I decided it was time to excuse myself and let it settle in for a few days. She added me on Snapchat/facebook/messaged me for my contact into a few days later.

We studied together, some moderate physical interaction occurred and she was very open about her sexual preferences. Not a lot happened but we agreed we should hang out again, so a few days later we went to dinner and a movie. The middle of that interaction she got really pissed off because I didn't cut the banter we were engaging in while she tried to tell me some meaningless story. Whoops. That ****ed up the dinner portion, but we still saw the movie and after that I dropped her off and decided to write this one off.

Well, I ignored her for a few days and she started popping back up and contacting me a whole bunch, but cut to the party yesterday with her getting up on my boy (who shut her down HARD even though he's like 23 and she's half a decade older, loool) and it's really just time to write this one off. Sorry guys, I couldn't close the deal effectively on this one and she's honestly really taxing to interact with for long periods of time.

Previously drunk girl is highly DTF though, I'll TR that one next.
this sounds like you should pull her hair and spank her
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imo
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but for realz
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cant wait for TDG TR


also, just got back from the card game and snapped the losing streak, and am way too ****ing sober for this time of a sunday morning.

at least i can correct that
09-17-2017 , 02:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
****.

I probably did.

Whiskeyneat reserved for #3 after Mr. tbh in absolute #3
you keep talking like this and i may petition for a better spot ymsmfy
09-17-2017 , 06:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding
I understand Mr. Sheep. Sleep well and I will see you for Sheepday!
Yay, Sheepday!



09-17-2017 , 07:30 AM
Sorry for your loss AF. Time to move on to the dtf girlie.

Also Brazzers started their own clothing line. Hats, t-shirts, etc.
09-17-2017 , 07:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Sheep86
Yay, Sheepday!


The archaic English term 'gamboling' is what those lambs are doing

Happy Sheep Day!
09-17-2017 , 08:06 AM
Also, Gamboling Lamb is the name of my Ukulele and Viola-based Mumford & Sons cover band.
09-17-2017 , 08:41 AM
Put 15 on a spread 3 game bet. Lets ****ing go Titans, Chiefs, & Steelers.
09-17-2017 , 08:50 AM
So this Sunday I took under 44 Ind/Ari. Under 41.5 SF/SEA. Jacksonville +3, KC -6, Denver +3, Seattle -14, Oakland -14. I also teased them all together +7 for $10 and parlayed them for $10 just cause lol I apparently don't like money

Edit: I didn't include the o/u in the parlay or teaser tho that would of been more degen worth and probably quite the hit if I went 7/7 either one
09-17-2017 , 08:59 AM
Since I am lazy, I have yet to sign up on a book so this is thru our lol gov. Raiders were given 13.5, not sure how that compares. The odds are locked in and released 2 days before game day.
09-17-2017 , 09:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Majik19
Since I am lazy, I have yet to sign up on a book so this is thru our lol gov. Raiders were given 13.5, not sure how that compares. The odds are locked in and released 2 days before game day.


Still playing through the "Give Us Some Money, Guy!" Govt you hate money more than I do

That being said 13.5 is a good number. Are the odds bad like -115 or TBAB bad like -120 or -125
09-17-2017 , 10:10 AM
I was tempted to bet the other way. I'm sure the raiders will win just not sure by that much.

Be sure to purchase a porn hat and wear it to work with pride. Unfortunately, north america is full of prudes.. let me know how it goes.
09-17-2017 , 10:15 AM
Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.
09-17-2017 , 11:24 AM
1st day of the World Championships in cycling. 1 gold and 1 bronze for Denmark. Many beers will be drunk.

Cheers
09-17-2017 , 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
1st day of the World Championships in cycling. 1 gold and 1 bronze for Denmark. Many beers will be drunk.

Cheers
no silvers?

doesn't sound right...
09-17-2017 , 11:26 AM
Calm down
09-17-2017 , 11:28 AM
Shouldn't the Sammy medal be a forth place finish? I think you guys are doing it wrong.
09-17-2017 , 11:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Majik19
Shouldn't the Sammy medal be a forth place finish? I think you guys are doing it wrong.
Fiddle is always wrong.

also

You take that back, right now!
09-17-2017 , 11:32 AM
My apologies sir Samuel.
09-17-2017 , 11:34 AM
Accepted, just don't let it happen again.

      
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