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09-16-2017 , 01:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat
I'll stick to my tiny mtts on global lol. Today was pretty solid. One win, one 3rd, a 5th place, and a min cash
Keep chipping up. I tried to get $500 on Global but my bank shut it down. Have to give Paypal my bona fides to get the money on there. Maybe Monday if I get up early enough.
09-16-2017 , 03:40 AM
09-16-2017 , 04:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Professionalpoker
You can watch my show tonight.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/adlp/olympia2017
Is it free for Prime members? Probably too late for me in Euroland though.
09-16-2017 , 09:10 AM
Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.
09-16-2017 , 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
Is it free for Prime members? Probably too late for me in Euroland though.
Yes. It is also looping on YouTube. https://youtu.be/lNm0XaRM84c

09-16-2017 , 01:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat
We're pretty much the same person.
how much olds are you?

also ty for the compliment
09-16-2017 , 01:34 PM
holy hangingovering.

i made bad decisions last night.

worse than usual. i dont want to go into detail about it
09-16-2017 , 01:37 PM
strup crub was attended, my dallas stripper wife was not working, she claimed it was her burfday.

I found another cuban hustler to give me the otphj

her extensions smelled like mota

she did not like when i called her hair her extensions
09-16-2017 , 01:38 PM
in other news, advil pm is a much better sleeping aid then a half a bar
09-16-2017 , 01:39 PM
cougar milf asking me if i want to go to the lake where dennis rodman killed a man to hang out with her and her ex boyfriend (who is a scrappy little drunkard pos).

does this mean threesome?
09-16-2017 , 01:40 PM
i think she may have friend zoned me.

**** i need to take some actions on this one dudebros
09-16-2017 , 01:40 PM
the bags under my eyes are growing strong.

may need to address that
09-16-2017 , 01:44 PM
went to top golf for the first time yd, spoiler hitting golf balls and hitting on very young waitresses while drinking is fun.

I also perform the best after 3 beers when the shakes go away.

play declines immediately after the 6th beer tho
09-16-2017 , 01:50 PM
waking up to texts of "are you alive".

last night must have been fun.

jk, i remember it al.

the details are blurry

not really, had the PEDs
09-16-2017 , 02:08 PM
thinking of making the drive out to seattle, shipping the car while covered is gonna be at least 1,5k. f that.

Thinking of stopping and staying a couple of days along the way to break up the driving hell.

rn plan is
Dalls - Denver - SLC - Yellowstone - Portland

obvs buy weed in denver and smoke it in yellowstone.

idk what i will do in slc besides go to a bar and drink.

Portland prob have to hang with some hipsters and drink their craft beers and odly named food
09-16-2017 , 02:11 PM
This poast is intended to break the combo of Mr. Tbh.
09-16-2017 , 02:14 PM
looking for 2 stops between denver and portland. Not sure if SLC and YS is optimal.

I also thought about SLC and Reno (which will be quicker),

Serious advice is appreciated.
09-16-2017 , 02:16 PM
looking for 2 stops between denver and portland. Not sure if SLC and YS is optimal.

I also thought about SLC and Reno (which will be quicker),

Serious advice is appreciated.
09-16-2017 , 02:18 PM
SLC then Boise is pretty much the optimal rout for time.

Reno is a 6 hour detour, yellow stone is a mf 15 hour detour.

****, so i guess im getting a drinky poo in boise. ****ing idaho
09-16-2017 , 02:31 PM
just ate jalapeno and then picked my nose. It did not work out well
09-16-2017 , 02:33 PM
oh, and portland s like a 3 hour detour, but i have heard good things.

Dallas to Denver is 12 hour on MQ but i will do it in 10, trying to keep all subsequent drives under 8 hours to minimize the sufferings.

Plam is to drive all day, get hammered that first night in the new city, then spend the second day exploring and hopefully not get hammered n2 so i can get up and beat the roads dick off, rinse repeat.

maybe no rinse
09-16-2017 , 02:36 PM
fack, i guess ill wash last night off of me and start this game over again
09-16-2017 , 02:37 PM
may have poasted this b4, but i am pretty sure my stage right kideny is dying and i am not a hypochondriac.

I am having to put at least 80ish ounces of water in this body befoore the peepee comes out in the morning
09-16-2017 , 03:45 PM
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Originally Posted by thabighurt35
SLC then Boise is pretty much the optimal rout for time.

Reno is a 6 hour detour, yellow stone is a mf 15 hour detour.

****, so i guess im getting a drinky poo in boise. ****ing idaho
Don't go to Idaho are you still ****ing drunk or something?

I'd say slc Reno because with Reno you're also right next to Tahoe which is pretty sweet also especially for mountainy bendering. Or mountainy detoxing. Or mountainy bendering then detoxing
09-16-2017 , 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by thabighurt35
in other news, advil pm is a much better sleeping aid then a half a bar
Most effective when u do both. I also found these little things called "Calms Forte" that are basically natural advil pm that knock me out when chased w a couple beers

      
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