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05-05-2018 , 11:59 AM

#276

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

beers

05-05-2018 , 01:37 PM

#277

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Smashed a 21year old from tinder last night.

With condom, so no worries there, plus she was clearly not lying when she said she was too awkward to have the game to hoe around the last few months.

Quarter Chinese. Huge boobs. I give the experience a 7/10

05-05-2018 , 01:41 PM

#278

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Also, happy Meerkaturday!

05-05-2018 , 02:20 PM

#279

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.

05-05-2018 , 02:22 PM

#280

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Have you seen my H&F blog, Mr. H0RUS? Just for the examination of my food intake

Yesterday was a good day

05-05-2018 , 02:58 PM

#281

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

hmmm 1/4 asian......is it going like from 8 to 2?

05-05-2018 , 03:12 PM

#282

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Basically.

Them titties doe. 5'5" soccer player with big ol boobehz, she had built-in thread savers.

05-05-2018 , 03:44 PM

#283

SammysGF

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 242

[QUOTE=Sheep86;53788126]1. Hai BBV, hai Friday!
2. Sheep appreciates the effort in making the LC/NC thread title more sheep-friendly.
3. However, it must be stressed that enslaving pigs is not fine! Sheep presents exhibit A, B and C:

Spoiler:

05-05-2018 , 04:42 PM

#284

Sheep86

*** The Succulence of the Hams - needs enslaving pigs but is not fine in May LC/NC *** NSFW

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Mr. Folding, Sheep would normally have demanded pics of titties, but your Meerkaturday gif-t is so good that Sheep will only say this about The Folding's adventure:

Spoiler:

Last edited by Sheep86; 05-05-2018 at 04:43 PM. Reason: calm down, SammysGF!

05-05-2018 , 05:47 PM

#285

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

I think its time for an Official Sheep v Morph feud thread

It's been a while since two BBV regs went at each other

05-05-2018 , 05:47 PM

#286

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Other then Sammy and TBH

05-05-2018 , 07:32 PM

#287

SammysGF

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 242

After I challenged Sammy's unjust behavior a couple years ago, I feel quite liberated and see no reason to reignite our feud.

But that doesn't mean I'm above peeing in his kitchen sink to further my dominance over him.

05-05-2018 , 07:42 PM

#288

WorldzMine

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 4,604

Quote:

Originally Posted by SammysGF

After I challenged Sammy's unjust behavior a couple years ago, I feel quite liberated and see no reason to reignite our feud.

But that doesn't mean I'm above peeing in his kitchen sink to further my dominance over him.

Is that like marking your territory? lol

05-05-2018 , 08:29 PM

#289

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by SammysGF

Shut up ***** you’re not a reg you’re like a gimmick of a gimmick account and not even a good one, none of the Sammy gimmicks are

05-05-2018 , 08:55 PM

#290

SammysGF

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 242

05-06-2018 , 02:14 AM

#291

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I can't believe the:

A. Lack of postage today COME ON BBV (hi sheep! Happy Sheepday, post coming when I wake up!)

B. Natamus coming in to ****talk SammysGF

05-06-2018 , 02:34 AM

#292

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

Hai AF.

Why aren't you in bed with some Tinder lady friend?

05-06-2018 , 02:38 AM

#293

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Hello benevolent father!

I am currently at my ex's studying, I will be in her bed shortly. Why aren't you in bed with your ice cream wife?

05-06-2018 , 02:59 AM

#294

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

It's 9am here.

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 05-06-2018 at 02:59 AM. Reason: but you're probably right.

05-06-2018 , 02:59 AM

#295

Cocaethylene

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 541

Quote:

Originally Posted by SammysGF

That's what happens if you boycott German Nivea cream

05-06-2018 , 03:03 AM

#296

Cocaethylene

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 541

05-06-2018 , 03:06 AM

#297

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

It's 9am here.

Get some ice cream, get the girlfriend, get the dog, get back in bed, then take plant pictures!

05-06-2018 , 04:04 AM

#298

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

i will piss all around

05-06-2018 , 04:31 AM

#299

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Get some ice cream, get the girlfriend, get the dog, get back in bed, then take plant pictures!

FranFran is all yellow now. He's pollinating the world with his goodness.

05-06-2018 , 04:49 AM

#300

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

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