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05-01-2018 , 10:52 AM

#26

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,591

Three years of sports betting and this is the first win I've seen posted. Grats.

05-01-2018 , 10:55 AM

#27

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Three years of sports betting and this is the first win I've seen posted. Grats.

Thank you, that's very kind of you.

Spoiler:

05-01-2018 , 11:05 AM

#28

Sammy2bullets

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Starts in 90 min. Easy money.

For the weaklings:

For the non-weaklings:

For Sammy: (bet void if exactly 4 goals)

05-01-2018 , 11:20 AM

#29

Sammy2bullets

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Starts in 3,5 hours

For the weaklings:

For the non-weaklings:

For Sammy: (bet void if exactly 4 goals)

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 05-01-2018 at 11:34 AM.

05-01-2018 , 11:24 AM

#30

Sammy2bullets

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You can thank Sammy later.

Beeers

05-01-2018 , 11:33 AM

#31

24our

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2017 Posts: 227

thanks for explaining to us what a push is

05-01-2018 , 11:48 AM

#32

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by 24our

thanks for explaining to us what a push is

The regular idiots in this thread have shown that they know nothing about betting.

Also, fuck you!

05-01-2018 , 12:11 PM

#33

suitedjustice

Bastard

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About 3.5 days left!

05-01-2018 , 12:29 PM

#34

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

i still dont know what is push

05-01-2018 , 12:32 PM

#35

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

i still dont know what is push

Don't worry about it Frank, there's a lot of things you don't know.

Spoiler:

05-01-2018 , 12:51 PM

#36

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

why is it called push?

also, why they dont use more or less than 3.5 goals to avoid that ****?

05-01-2018 , 01:07 PM

#37

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

why is it called push?

The Germans did it.

Quote:

also, why they dont use more or less than 3.5 goals to avoid that ****?

They do. You can also bet 1.5 - 2.5 - 3.5 -4.5 - 5.5 and so on, those are called "European handicaps/(over/unders)"

1.0, 2.0, 3.0, 4.0 and so on, those are called "Asian handicaps/(over/unders)" (there's also 1.25/.50 , -1.25/.50 etc., but that's too complicated for you to understand).

The point is that in Asian handicaps/(over,unders) you get your money back if the score is exactly what your over/under was. The odds for "over 4.0" is lower than the odds for "over 4.5", because in both bets you only win with 5 goals, but in the Asian ov/ 4.0 you get the money back if there's only 4 goals.

Beers

05-01-2018 , 01:08 PM

#38

suitedjustice

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I don't know, Fran. English is stupid. It's just a tie or a draw. Maybe it's from getting your bet pushed back to you in the olden days.

05-01-2018 , 01:10 PM

#39

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Starts in 90 min. Easy money.

For the weaklings:

For the non-weaklings:

For Sammy: (bet void if exactly 4 goals)

36 mins played

05-01-2018 , 01:14 PM

#40

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Starts in 90 min. Easy money.

For the weaklings:

For the non-weaklings:

For Sammy: (bet void if exactly 4 goals)

2 goals after 40 mins. Sammy making the money?

05-01-2018 , 01:20 PM

#41

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

(there's also 1.25/.50 , -1.25/.50 etc., but that's too complicated for you to understand).

orlly

05-01-2018 , 01:23 PM

#42

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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**** you tuesday

05-01-2018 , 01:25 PM

#43

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

2 goals after 40 mins. Sammy making the money?

Sammy's always making the money, that's how it is for people with real jobs.

05-01-2018 , 01:52 PM

#44

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Just noticed the thread title.

Perfect timing since barbecue weather is upon us.

05-01-2018 , 02:01 PM

#45

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,591

Mutton is super bland and the texture sucks. One star. I don't think I've had lamb

05-01-2018 , 02:24 PM

#46

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Starts in 90 min. Easy money.

For the weaklings:

For the non-weaklings:

For Sammy: (bet void if exactly 4 goals)

Say thank you Sammy

05-01-2018 , 02:34 PM

#47

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

I bet "over four". So I won nothing.

What am I thanking you for?

05-01-2018 , 02:38 PM

#48

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I bet "over four". So I won nothing.

What am I thanking you for?

You didn't bet anything at all, you're way too nitty/poor for that. Also if you did bet, a smart bettor would have bet on all 3 outcomes to minimize the risk.