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05-06-2018 , 04:34 PM

#326

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Becum one with the ball

05-06-2018 , 04:54 PM

#327

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

0. Little bunny rabbit gif-ts are sweeter than pie
1. A pleasant Sheepday to all and to all a good night!
2. I can't agree about Trump because I can't get down with self delusion but I respect your right to choose Mr. tbh
3. Mr. WN confirmed dead, awaiting confirmation from the ghost himself
4. Mr. Colin_Piddle how was the squish?
5. Squash
G. taking a bosh
7. Do you see what I did there Mr. FWWM Cocaethylene
8. Excellent bunny-sheep mashup gif-t today Mr. Sheep!
9. Morph, I sense a disturbance in the force- sind wir nicht Morph?
10. Ist Morph nicht uns?
11. Ich habe keine Ahnung!

05-06-2018 , 05:00 PM

#328

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

05-06-2018 , 07:09 PM

#329

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Happy 57th to all!

05-06-2018 , 07:37 PM

#330

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy's alarm clock is set to 4am. Sammy then has to drive 3 hours so he can begin saving the world at 8am. It's only 1030pm now, so Sammy can easily drink a sixpack before bedtime.

They don't have drink driving laws in Denmark?

05-06-2018 , 07:42 PM

#331

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

TBH you voted for Trump because an old white man who speaks in broad general terms makes you feel comforted and safe don’t get it twisted brother

05-06-2018 , 08:05 PM

#332

WorldzMine

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 4,604

Trump's a f'ing idiot but at least we don't have that evil bishhh in office, especially after 8 years of Obamination

05-06-2018 , 08:35 PM

#333

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by WorldzMine

Trump's a f'ing idiot but at least we don't have that evil bishhh in office, especially after 8 years of Obamination

I won’t go into politarding further than to say if your philosophy is “at least it wasn’t that bitch” when there were better options all along then you’re doing it all wrong

05-06-2018 , 09:02 PM

#334

Cocaethylene

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 541

Obaminations ITT. Also FU Monday

Spoiler:

05-07-2018 , 04:57 AM

#335

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

i dont care who is your president, but trump seems like a man who pays for his hookers so I dont see a problem.

fu monday

05-07-2018 , 05:33 AM

#336

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

No rabbit gif ?

05-07-2018 , 05:50 AM

#337

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

05-07-2018 , 06:17 AM

#338

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,591

Bun buns

05-07-2018 , 06:29 AM

#339

Cocaethylene

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 541

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

i dont care who is your president, but trump seems like a man who declares bankruptcy so he doesn't have to pay his hookers, then denies everything, and after he messed it all up asks Russians for help

fu monday

fyp

05-07-2018 , 07:39 AM

#340

Cocaethylene

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 541

When are you flying out to Nevada suited?

05-07-2018 , 08:01 AM

#341

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,591

Wednesday morning. I'll be out there 3 weeks, scouting around and playing, then back to New England for 3 weeks to pack up and move.

05-07-2018 , 11:24 AM

#342

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

6 hours driving for 3 hours of work.

Cocks vs Dicks

Beers

05-07-2018 , 11:35 AM

#343

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

6 hours driving for 3 hours of work.

No wonder the world hasn't been saved yet.

05-07-2018 , 11:41 AM

#344

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

No wonder the world hasn't been saved yet.

It was just a meeting with some punks that wants us to build stuff for them. They did buy Old guy and Sammy fried eel and beer for lunch, so it wasn't a total waste of time.

05-07-2018 , 11:55 AM

#345

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

In that order:

over 2,5 (3,5 and 4,5 also playable here)
over 2,5
over 2,5
over 3,5
over 160,5

You can thank Sammy later

Beer and Vodka

05-07-2018 , 12:13 PM

#346

Sheep86

*** The Succulence of the Hams - needs enslaving pigs but is not fine in May LC/NC *** NSFW

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

1. Mr. Folding, thank you for your wonderful and adorable contributions to Sheepday.
2. Mr. Majik, stop being such a meanie!
3. Mr. Monday, go **** yourself!

05-07-2018 , 12:46 PM

#347

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Daily reminder to stay fed, bros.

05-07-2018 , 01:09 PM

#348

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

It was just a meeting with some punks that wants us to build stuff for them. They did buy Old guy and Sammy fried eel and beer for lunch, so it wasn't a total waste of time.

So, you've given up on saving the world?