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01-29-2021 , 06:35 PM

#426

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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Weakling

01-29-2021 , 06:37 PM

#427

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Don't he drooled morhgrph is nerkel she has absolutely power over Germany and the small rest of the universe. WJY DO YOU THINK I BLAME HER ALL THE RIME? RIP.EVERZONR

01-29-2021 , 06:37 PM

#428

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Weakling

U mame Joseph jn4

01-29-2021 , 06:43 PM

#429

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

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uyg3r

01-29-2021 , 06:58 PM

#430

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

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Obamsa

01-29-2021 , 07:01 PM

#431

FWWM

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tffddweyyww355tyyew457rffhhs

01-29-2021 , 07:02 PM

#432

FWWM

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01-29-2021 , 07:03 PM

#433

FWWM

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01-29-2021 , 07:05 PM

#434

FWWM

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01-29-2021 , 07:06 PM

#435

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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Hahahahaha fwwm is doing great

01-29-2021 , 07:07 PM

#436

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

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01-29-2021 , 07:07 PM

#437

Sheep86

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1. Congrats to the Denmarkians for winning the Sammy-final.
2. Sheep will visit Frank's nightclub and piss all over the place.
3. Just kidding, Sheep wouldn't dare, he is too weak.
4. RIP Mr. FWWM.
5. Happy Meerkaturday!

01-29-2021 , 07:09 PM

#438

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

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01-29-2021 , 10:02 PM

#439

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,081

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

What about Cricket and Rugby?

Probably more countries in Europe playing handball then cricket.

Who cares about Europe. Just because it's too cold to go outside.

Cricket would be Top 5 world wide.

01-29-2021 , 10:07 PM

#440

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,081

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Dude, you come from a country where you hunt animals by throwing bent sticks...

And your point is?

01-30-2021 , 05:31 AM

#441

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

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Crazy denmarkians and their plastic chickens

01-30-2021 , 06:06 AM

#442

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,723

F should recreate some of Sammy's signature dishes!

01-30-2021 , 04:50 PM

#443

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,081

No normal person keeps that much sperm in storage.

01-30-2021 , 04:56 PM

#444

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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BOOM!

01-30-2021 , 04:59 PM

#445

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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Also, who says you can't bluff in Omaha?

PokerStars Zoom, Omaha Pot Limit - $0.01/$0.02 - 6 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: $6.74 (337 bb)
MP: $2.43 (122 bb)
CO: $2.00 (100 bb)
BU: $0.99 (50 bb)
SB (Hero): $1.73 (87 bb)
BB: $3.47 (174 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.03) Hero is SB with A♠ 4♥ Q♠ 3♣
UTG raises to $0.06, 3 players fold, Hero 3-bets to $0.12, 1 fold, UTG calls $0.06

Flop: ($0.26) 6♣ J♦ 9♥ (2 players)
Hero bets $0.11, UTG calls $0.11

Turn: ($0.48) 2♥ (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks

River: ($0.48) K♥ (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $0.12, Hero raises to $0.82, UTG folds

Total pot: $0.72 (Rake: $0.02)
SB (Hero) wins $0.70

01-30-2021 , 05:05 PM

#446

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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FranFran if your club opens can I pass the line, go straight to the bouncer and say "Tell Franko Morph is here!" and you send some strippers to guide me in?

01-30-2021 , 05:17 PM

#447

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,081

If they are "guiding you in", they are no longer strippers, but hookers.

01-30-2021 , 05:28 PM

#448

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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Why, they're just supposed to bring me to FranFran's VIP Lounge in style!

01-30-2021 , 05:45 PM

#449

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,723

lol SB might have me beat there.

PokerStars, $1.96 + $0.24 - Omaha H/L Pot Limit - 300/600 - 6 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: 15,598 (26 bb)
MP: 5,798 (10 bb)
CO: 21,050 (35 bb)
BU: 8,289 (14 bb)
SB: 14,003 (23 bb)
BB (Hero): 5,052 (8 bb)

Pre-Flop: (900) Hero is BB with 4♦ A♥ 3♦ 6♣
UTG raises to 2,100, 3 players fold, SB calls 1,800, Hero 3-bets to 5,052 (all-in), UTG calls 2,952, SB calls 2,952

Flop: (15,156) 7♦ 7♣ K♣ (3 players, 1 all-in)
SB checks, UTG checks

Turn: (15,156) 6♦ (3 players, 1 all-in)
SB checks, UTG checks

River: (15,156) 9♣ (3 players, 1 all-in)
SB checks, UTG bets 10,546 (all-in), SB folds

Total pot: 15,156

Showdown:
UTG shows 3♠ 2♥ A♦ 8♦ (HI: a pair of Sevens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 62%, Flop: 76%, Turn: 44%, River: 0%)

BB (Hero) shows 4♦ A♥ 3♦ 6♣ (HI: two pair, Sevens and Sixes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 38%, Flop: 24%, Turn: 56%, River: 100%)

BB (Hero) wins 15,156