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01-29-2021 , 06:35 PM
Weakling
01-29-2021 , 06:37 PM
Don't he drooled morhgrph is nerkel she has absolutely power over Germany and the small rest of the universe. WJY DO YOU THINK I BLAME HER ALL THE RIME? RIP.EVERZONR
01-29-2021 , 06:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FranFran
Weakling
U mame Joseph jn4
01-29-2021 , 06:43 PM
uyg3r
01-29-2021 , 06:58 PM
Obamsa
01-29-2021 , 07:01 PM
tffddweyyww355tyyew457rffhhs
01-29-2021 , 07:02 PM
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01-29-2021 , 07:03 PM
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01-29-2021 , 07:05 PM
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01-29-2021 , 07:06 PM
Hahahahaha fwwm is doing great
01-29-2021 , 07:07 PM
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01-29-2021 , 07:07 PM
1. Congrats to the Denmarkians for winning the Sammy-final.
2. Sheep will visit Frank's nightclub and piss all over the place.
3. Just kidding, Sheep wouldn't dare, he is too weak.
4. RIP Mr. FWWM.
5. Happy Meerkaturday!
01-29-2021 , 07:09 PM
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01-29-2021 , 10:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
What about Cricket and Rugby?

Probably more countries in Europe playing handball then cricket.
Who cares about Europe. Just because it's too cold to go outside.

Cricket would be Top 5 world wide.
01-29-2021 , 10:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Dude, you come from a country where you hunt animals by throwing bent sticks...
And your point is?
01-30-2021 , 05:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
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Crazy denmarkians and their plastic chickens
01-30-2021 , 06:06 AM
F should recreate some of Sammy's signature dishes!
01-30-2021 , 04:50 PM
No normal person keeps that much sperm in storage.
01-30-2021 , 04:56 PM
BOOM!
01-30-2021 , 04:59 PM
Also, who says you can't bluff in Omaha?

PokerStars Zoom, Omaha Pot Limit - $0.01/$0.02 - 6 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: $6.74 (337 bb)
MP: $2.43 (122 bb)
CO: $2.00 (100 bb)
BU: $0.99 (50 bb)
SB (Hero): $1.73 (87 bb)
BB: $3.47 (174 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.03) Hero is SB with A 4 Q 3
UTG raises to $0.06, 3 players fold, Hero 3-bets to $0.12, 1 fold, UTG calls $0.06

Flop: ($0.26) 6 J 9 (2 players)
Hero bets $0.11, UTG calls $0.11

Turn: ($0.48) 2 (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG checks

River: ($0.48) K (2 players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $0.12, Hero raises to $0.82, UTG folds

Total pot: $0.72 (Rake: $0.02)
SB (Hero) wins $0.70
01-30-2021 , 05:05 PM
FranFran if your club opens can I pass the line, go straight to the bouncer and say "Tell Franko Morph is here!" and you send some strippers to guide me in?
01-30-2021 , 05:17 PM
If they are "guiding you in", they are no longer strippers, but hookers.
01-30-2021 , 05:28 PM
Why, they're just supposed to bring me to FranFran's VIP Lounge in style!
01-30-2021 , 05:45 PM
lol SB might have me beat there.

PokerStars, $1.96 + $0.24 - Omaha H/L Pot Limit - 300/600 - 6 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: 15,598 (26 bb)
MP: 5,798 (10 bb)
CO: 21,050 (35 bb)
BU: 8,289 (14 bb)
SB: 14,003 (23 bb)
BB (Hero): 5,052 (8 bb)

Pre-Flop: (900) Hero is BB with 4 A 3 6
UTG raises to 2,100, 3 players fold, SB calls 1,800, Hero 3-bets to 5,052 (all-in), UTG calls 2,952, SB calls 2,952

Flop: (15,156) 7 7 K (3 players, 1 all-in)
SB checks, UTG checks

Turn: (15,156) 6 (3 players, 1 all-in)
SB checks, UTG checks

River: (15,156) 9 (3 players, 1 all-in)
SB checks, UTG bets 10,546 (all-in), SB folds

Total pot: 15,156

Showdown:
UTG shows 3 2 A 8 (HI: a pair of Sevens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 62%, Flop: 76%, Turn: 44%, River: 0%)

BB (Hero) shows 4 A 3 6 (HI: two pair, Sevens and Sixes)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 38%, Flop: 24%, Turn: 56%, River: 100%)

BB (Hero) wins 15,156
01-30-2021 , 06:11 PM
FranFran, on second thought, can I have hostesses dressed in phantasy uniforms?

      
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