Goddamn it Fran. Run better.

Behave yourself! Right nou

Got any symptoms Fran? A coworker of mine got it; he's pretty shut down, but no cough apparently.

Anyway, it's a bit late for Christmas, but here we go:

Nothing much, getting tires pretty easy and my nose is not working well.

No.

Sorry to hear you have HIV Franx2

I will find you

Danish Children's TV, about a man with the world's longest penis that always gets him in trouble.

This nerd talking about it ruined everything.

**** you sammy, you and your nerdankian friend youtuber

Weaklings

I already posted about that, slowpony!

Sorry for banning you yesterday. Sammy doesn't know why he did it. Pregnancy/hormones makes Sammy do strange things. Sammy ate a salad without meat today.

When did Morph post about John Dillermand?

20 years ago

Sammy didn't even have a penis 20 years ago

only poor people use their own penis

Makes sense

That reminds me of that great site where you could buy pens, the penisland. Good times.

RIP Franko

Franko I can play poker Friday night your time. Gotta keep going to work and paying the bills in the meantime.

Sammy's wife appreciates this.

So, you aint no immortal?

lol

Stop this

English traveller Jonathan Green receives from Peter the Great an order to map the Russian Far East. Once again he sets out for a long journey full of incredible adventures that will eventually lead him to China. The cartographer will unexpectedly face a lot of breathtaking discoveries, encounter bizarre creatures, meet with Chinese Princesses, and confront deadly martial arts masters, and even the King of all dragons, the Dragon King. What could be more dangerous than meeting eye-to-eye with Viy, except doing it again? What would be stronger this time, a staunch skepticism of the scientist or the old black magic that has seized power of Eastern lands?

James Hook:[on seeing Master snatch up an object]
James Hook: Don't Throw That, It's Genghis Khan's Helmet
Master: [incredulous] Helmet? It's a Latrine Pot

Franko you should get vaccine