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01-24-2021 , 10:59 PM

#326

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

It appears to be an Australasian thing. Here we have like 50 cases a day and everything is in WW3 lockdown mode again since end of November or something. Ridiculous doesn't even begin to describe it. We have only Morph and Joseph Jnr. to blame for it

01-24-2021 , 11:09 PM

#327

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Got a Profit Boost on a max $25 bet on Draft Kings. I chose wisely.

What does that even mean? Is that a boost like in Super Mario Cart? Is that in Spilmaks?

01-24-2021 , 11:34 PM

#328

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Odds were +1000, or 10-1. DK offered me 12.5-1 so I took it.

Good betting day today. 9/10 including 5 parlays and some live bets (bets made while game is in progress). Up about $1100 and risked ~$150. Only miss was a GB/TB parlay for $25.

Fish on a heater. (I rarely bet based on game outcomes, usually just individual player performance prop parlays because they correlate well with DFS research).

Once spread drops to -2.5 I’ll be betting KC for the SuperBowl. If they win I have a futures bet I made pre-season that’ll pay out nicely.

01-24-2021 , 11:40 PM

#329

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

But how much did you lose?

01-25-2021 , 01:08 AM

#330

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

But how much did you lose?

I already said. $25.

Ban for not paying attention!

01-25-2021 , 03:31 PM

#331

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

The 2+2 poster Morphismus has received a 39-day ban.

01-25-2021 , 03:47 PM

#332

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

CRO 7 - Den 6

01-25-2021 , 03:47 PM

#333

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

lol at Handball being a sport.

01-25-2021 , 03:53 PM

#334

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

I prefer pocket pool.

01-25-2021 , 04:06 PM

#335

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Den up by 2 at the half.

Seriously, how is this a sport?

01-25-2021 , 04:12 PM

#336

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

CRO 7 - Den 6

We are not using 5 of our best players, because we already won our group before this game + they all have diarrhea. We are already in the quarter finals. Still going to beat those weak Croats though.

01-25-2021 , 04:23 PM

#337

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Diarrhea confirmed

01-25-2021 , 04:31 PM

#338

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Denmark in control of the school yard game.

01-25-2021 , 04:34 PM

#339

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Denmark leads with 9 goals now....Frank must be really mad right now. Sammy will call him and gloat after the game.

edit: 11 goals

01-25-2021 , 04:55 PM

#340

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Denmark has now won 16 World Cup games in a row. Last time we went 10-0 and became World Champions, we are now at 6-0 so far. Bye Bye Croatia

01-25-2021 , 05:04 PM

#341

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

But how much did you lose?

01-25-2021 , 06:32 PM

#342

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Australia Day bitches.

01-25-2021 , 08:30 PM

#343

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

The 2+2 poster Morphismus has received a 39-day ban.

wtf did I do?

01-25-2021 , 08:35 PM

#344

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

lol at Handball being a sport.

Never been involved in handball, but my old school had a team which killed it; mainly because they had a keeper with a Bud Spencer stature who alone almost covered half the goal lol.