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01-29-2017 , 09:34 AM

#876

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Did you try to kill yourself because of this:

Spoiler:

didnt watch the game, luckily

01-29-2017 , 10:20 AM

#877

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

didnt watch the game, luckily

That's probably a good thing. At one point you were ahead with 8 goals, and then you still lost. You would have smashed something if you watched it.

01-29-2017 , 10:31 AM

#878

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

That's probably a good thing. At one point you were ahead with 8 goals, and then you still lost. You would have smashed something if you watched it.

probably

I was very very drunk yesterday sammuelsen. Im still laughing to many things happened last night.

01-29-2017 , 01:56 PM

#879

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

NSFW:

Spoiler:

HER NAME IS SEMENOVICH

WHY IS THIS NOT GETTING MORE ATTENTION

01-29-2017 , 02:29 PM

#880

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

We don't love semen like you

01-29-2017 , 02:48 PM

#881

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

01-29-2017 , 03:43 PM

#882

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Sammy doesn't have to save the world before tuesday. Sammy made plans with old guy tomorrow. We play table tennis from 9am-11am. The one who loses most sets has to pay for lunch and drinks at a nice restaurant when were are done. Old guy want's to get drunk because old wife is visiting old sister, so we'll probably be drinking all day. Loser will pay for everything. Old guy called Sammy now to make this bet. Old guy knows that Sammy can't say no to a bet. Old guy is hustling Sammy. Sammy will win this bet. Sammy is drunk right now.

01-29-2017 , 04:16 PM

#883

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

drank them all and fell asleep at poker table last night. Still made money.

I win

01-29-2017 , 04:50 PM

#884

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Sammy keeps saying he's going to save the world... and then keeps putting it off.

01-29-2017 , 05:56 PM

#885

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

We don't love semen like you

I don't love semen, I love semen jokes.

01-29-2017 , 05:56 PM

#886

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

drank them all and fell asleep at poker table last night. Still made money.

I win

drank none of them and was wide awake at the poker table last night. Lost the dollars.

I lose

01-29-2017 , 09:27 PM

#887

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

What happened to Cigar Dan?

01-29-2017 , 09:44 PM

#888

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,591

Last I heard he was driving for Uber. I read something that said some of those guys sleep in their cars and work 12 days in a row to maximize their fares.

01-30-2017 , 08:39 AM

#889

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,591

Brag: Made a well-regarded post on Fark and my twitter followers went from 15 to 78 overnight.

Beat: KF has over 11000 followers.

01-30-2017 , 09:51 AM

#890

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,591

Hello? [feedback] This thing on? 1 2 3 1 2 3...sibilance, sibilance...[guitar tuning]

01-30-2017 , 10:07 AM

#891

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

**** you monday

01-30-2017 , 10:08 AM

#892

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

**** you monday

01-30-2017 , 10:50 AM

#893

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Hello? [feedback] This thing on? 1 2 3 1 2 3...sibilance, sibilance...[guitar tuning]

What did you post about FARK? Did you mention Tanja Nijmeijer? She has more than 15k followers.

01-30-2017 , 11:03 AM

#894

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,591

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

What did you post about FARK? Did you mention Tanja Nijmeijer? She has more than 15k followers.

No it was politarding. Tanja Nijmeijer sounds 100x more fun.

01-30-2017 , 02:47 PM

#895

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

**** you monday again

01-30-2017 , 03:22 PM

#896

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,591

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

What did you post about FARK? Did you mention Tanja Nijmeijer? She has more than 15k followers.

She is charged with terrorism in the United States for allegedly participating in the kidnapping of three American citizens. If found guilty she would face up to 60 years in prison.

FARC, Marry or Kill?