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01-31-2017 , 12:04 AM

#901

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I'm blue dabadeedabadie if I were Sammy I would die dabadeedabadie......... Eiffel 65 song

01-31-2017 , 02:20 AM

#902

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

I don't want to be your clown again- (Eiffel 65 song)

01-31-2017 , 03:44 AM

#903

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

It's time for it...

01-31-2017 , 04:25 AM

#904

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

-Eiffel 95 song

01-31-2017 , 05:34 AM

#905

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

song

01-31-2017 , 07:51 AM

#906

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

best of the thread of the month part 1

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Just got a HJ from a hippy 23-yr old (for driving her home). Pretty sure I'm going to hell.

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[url=https://imgflip.com/i/1gybs8]

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01-31-2017 , 08:46 AM

#907

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

best of the thread of the month part 2

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Today I'm thinking about training montages: you know, the 6 1/2 minutes of movie time that Rocky spends out in the Siberian wilderness remaking himself into a boxing god?

I think these movie tropes have brought up 2-3 generations of people who believe in the back of their heads that short, concentrated bursts of effort will get them results, and who always end up being bitterly disappointed.

So, my TV series would have a minor character who is in training for 4 entire seasons. In season 1 he's challenged to a fight--whatever's appropriate for the show--and we check in on him every 3-4 episodes as he slowly builds himself up. Maybe we dedicate an entire episode or two to his journey within the series.

At the end of 4 years of our time and maybe a year of his time, he's finally trained up and ready for the fight. And if we really like him by then, he loses the fight in the season 4 finale.

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4:21-4:57 Take note Sammy! You are on notice.

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no souls in OOT everyone is a lifeless attention whore like mlylt

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01-31-2017 , 08:56 AM

#908

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

best of the thread of the month part 3

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Found a video of Sammy instructing two workers how to unload a pipe from the back of a truck

01-31-2017 , 09:00 AM

#909

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

best of the thread of the month part 4

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01-31-2017 , 09:04 AM

#910

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

best of the thread of the month part 5

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Sheep are good eating. Not pig-good, but still very good.

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Babies are good eating too. Sammy agrees with Fiddle

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Vagina is even better eating.

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Speaking of old movies, Gump was on tv yesterday. I caught the scene where people were asking him why he was running? Womens rights? Environment? Basically all issues that are still being fought for today 20 years later.

lol speedy progress.

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Sunday is tourney time. See if I can sniff out a bluff or two. Let's go!

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JA WOHL!

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Hey Tuesday, next week why don't you go **** yourself on Monday and save me the hassle of telling you to **** off, day of.

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I'd rather masturbate with sandpaper then watch the handball world cup. Jus saying.

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01-31-2017 , 09:13 AM

#911

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

best of the thread of the month part 6 goodbye January, somehow Trump hasn't destroyed America (yet)

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RIP Mary Tyler Moore.

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I used to date a girl who looked like Joan Jett. That ex is a tame housewife now. Getting old is not for the weak.

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She had all the things, and different color hair every week.

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Oh? And what about the hair on her head?

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This is exactly how Nazi Germany started

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It's a Danish misspelling imo

I got you Friday morning.

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01-31-2017 , 09:15 AM

#912

StuckinARutt

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Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 38,148

Hey all, I'm putting together a 2+2-wide, new-player only Werewolf game on the POG subforum. If anyone is interested in hearing more, please reply or PM, we'd love to have you and we are very receptive to new players. Thanks