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10-31-2016 , 03:29 PM

#1726

CigarDan

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10-31-2016 , 03:30 PM

#1727

CigarDan

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10-31-2016 , 03:32 PM

#1728

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10-31-2016 , 03:33 PM

#1729

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10-31-2016 , 03:34 PM

#1730

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10-31-2016 , 03:35 PM

#1731

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10-31-2016 , 03:36 PM

#1732

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10-31-2016 , 03:37 PM

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10-31-2016 , 03:38 PM

#1734

CigarDan

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for the my German brothers here

10-31-2016 , 03:39 PM

#1735

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10-31-2016 , 03:40 PM

#1736

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10-31-2016 , 03:41 PM

#1737

CigarDan

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10-31-2016 , 03:44 PM

#1738

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Whoa... I woke up in 1985...

10-31-2016 , 03:44 PM

#1739

CigarDan

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10-31-2016 , 03:46 PM

#1740

CigarDan

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And now, the most situation appropriate one of them...

10-31-2016 , 03:49 PM

#1741

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

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10-31-2016 , 04:00 PM

#1742

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Not a bad survey of the 80's there, Dan. But if you really want to capture the deep structure of the decade, you have to go just a little obscure. And that would be Tony Carey's Planet P Project.

Best lyric:

The last man to reach here was never heard from again
He won't be back this way til 2010.

10-31-2016 , 04:11 PM

#1743

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

BEST OF THE THREAD PART 3

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

that looks like someone puked, and then took a **** on it

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

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Originally Posted by FranFran

octopus how do you masturbate? ha ha ha so funny

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Originally Posted by Natamus

with help from your mother and when she's tired, SammysGF

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Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

I'm ****ing a fat slut tonight. Just saying.

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

How the **** did you know I was spiderman?

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

It explains why you don't want to meet people IRL.

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

This exchange is not doing anything to debunk my porn producer theory.

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

i won 1200 playing poker last night, bought supplies, spent 600 at strip club, now i will see a very nice pro.

this weekend is really shaping up

10-31-2016 , 04:17 PM

#1744

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

BEST OF THE THREAD PART 4

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

tbh going to turn some peoples hard earn monies into a snow blower and a cock blower

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Downtown Charleston is flooded but I'm high and dry. No power but electricity is for pussies like Sammy. Local bar is open that's all I need. Matthew is my bitch.

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Originally Posted by thabighurt35

in texas now so no snow, and i have a fairly strict ABW (anything but white) policy

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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Wtf is up with these ads on 2+2 tapatalk? Is this your work Morph?

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Originally Posted by King Fish

Looks like Mama June took a liquidy diarrhea dump all over your potatoes.

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Originally Posted by King Fish

$3 fireball shots. $2 PBRs. I''m drrrrruuuunk, bitches. And of course I rounded it all off with some top shelf **** because I ain't no broke ass BBV MOFO. but still, **** fireball I hate it but at &3 per shot I'm drinking the. Bottle

Ban natamus? Did I hear someone say that? Cull Craggoo? Undertitle TBH? Ban TBH? Undertitle Craggoo? So many options.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

The sky was blue
The sun was yellow
The King was drunk
I was mellow

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Originally Posted by King Fish

King Fish is getting upset!

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Originally Posted by Natamus

Won't need to, you and your gf will be my ex bitches

Spoiler:

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Originally Posted by thabighurt35

holy **** you monday morning.

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Originally Posted by FWWM

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Originally Posted by FWWM

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Originally Posted by Majik1973

10-31-2016 , 04:25 PM

#1745

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

BEST OF THE THREAD PART 5

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

What is this bbw you speak of?

edit: Sammy asked the google and figured it out.

**** you Fiddle

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Originally Posted by Morphismus

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Originally Posted by CigarDan

Thank you Colin. I too would like to see a little more degen in the mod pool. KF has to shoulder too much of that burden for one man (and does a fine job of it I might add). I think a Natamus/CigarDan ticket could truly make BBV great(er) again(still).

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Originally Posted by King Fish

Anthony Bourdain tries wafflehouse for the first time.

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Originally Posted by Majik1973

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarDan

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Then you need CigarDan's miracle betting guide! For just 3 easy payments of $99.99, I will mail you my tried and true secrets of the gambling world.

Everyone from the casual bar bettor to the seasoned degenerate will benefit from my hard learned lessons.

I lost the money, so you don't have to!

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

Not sure if this airs in Euroland but I love this commercial.