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10-30-2016 , 11:37 PM

#1701

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Wooooootttt! Making that DFS money tonight!

10-30-2016 , 11:50 PM

#1702

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

BEST OF THE THREAD PART 1

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

In!

Spoiler:

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

we all won the last thead

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Except Natamus who won the Sammy medal

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Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy just made a perfect turd. The way it left the hole, the 10 point zero-splash it made, the smell, shape and dryness, everything was perfect. Sammy didn't even look at it, he just pulled his pants up without wiping his ass. Sammy didn't flush yet, he's waiting for a friend that comes by for beers later. Sammy will show friend his turd. Friend will applaud Sammy.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I can understand why showing your friend a turd would be better than showing him anything else in Denmark.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarDan

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Originally Posted by CigarDan

Who the **** brings an infant to a bar? Seriously, there a wasted dude with a baby carrier at the other end of the bar..

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarDan

Apparently dude only gets his kid on Saturday, gonna meet the baby mama here for the exchange...

10-31-2016 , 12:04 AM

#1703

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

BEST OF THE THREAD PART 2

Quote:

Originally Posted by CigarDan

Definite lack of slamable vag in this joint might be time to move down the road to the more upscale place

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

For the first time in like 2 weeks I'm not at a bar. Feels weird.

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Had 6 people buy me shots tonight on an effort to get me completely **** faced. So far KF 6, frenemies 0. I can do this shot all. Night.

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

heres one for you Nat just in case you dont make it to the steak fred

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Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

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Originally Posted by FWWM

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Originally Posted by FWWM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Craggo is like herpes. You forget all about him even though he is lurking around and then BAM a big flare up of Craggo you can't control or contain

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Always go to court looking like 2002 Axl Rose. Never not 2002 Axl Rose

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Broke into Sammy's house and took a picture of today's dinner

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

If that's a rat, then Sammy already tried that once. Sammy liked it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Don Trump

Let's make prisons great again and let the prisoners pay for it!

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

May be the last sunset I see from new place.

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

10-31-2016 , 04:10 AM

#1704

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

good monday, didnt know this will ever happen, drink them alll aAaaAAAAAAA

10-31-2016 , 04:11 AM

#1705

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

octopus why have you quoted half of the thread? sick world

10-31-2016 , 04:14 AM

#1706

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

octopus why have you quoted half of the thread? sick world

I quoted 850+ poast?

10-31-2016 , 04:19 AM

#1707

ballabottyswalla

adept

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,079

pleb af

10-31-2016 , 04:25 AM

#1708

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

I quoted 850+ poast?

850 posts?! sick sick world

10-31-2016 , 07:09 AM

#1709

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

What you drinking F?

Vodka orange. It's poison

Spoiler:

10-31-2016 , 09:46 AM

#1710

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

ffs monday, I will **** on your face.

10-31-2016 , 12:16 PM

#1711

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Happy Halloween bitches. Don't forget to stock beer for the kids parents when they come a knocking.

10-31-2016 , 12:33 PM

#1712

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

excellent weekend, drink, new girl, drink, WSOP FT. Already told my job I would be late the next couple of days as it is my religion's holy week and staying up late is part of the required celebrations.

10-31-2016 , 12:49 PM

#1713

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

tight race for post count this month

10-31-2016 , 01:37 PM

#1714

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

paste the list dan

10-31-2016 , 01:43 PM

#1715

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

lol Sammy for the Sammy medal.

10-31-2016 , 01:53 PM

#1716

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Chrome will tell me who posted when I click the number link, but splorer takes me to the smilies page. I have splorer set up to erase my browsing history on exit, so that's my go-to for goofing off at work. I'm prob somewhere in the 5th-10th spot.

Last edited by suitedjustice; 10-31-2016 at 02:00 PM. Reason: lolsplorer no good

10-31-2016 , 02:00 PM

#1717

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

CigarDan 177
Sammy2bullets 162
thabighurt35 152
Natamus 149
fidstar-poker 143
King Fish 126
Majik1973 114
Whiskeyneat 111
FranFran 103
FWWM 95
suitedjustice 95
Morphismus 67
ballabottyswalla 51
Colin_Piddle 42
Mr.mmmKay 33
Sheep86 31
wafflehouse1 29
Craggoo 19
Don Trump 5
WateryBoil 3
2pairsof2s 2
Butler Jeeves 1
SammysGF 1
27offsuit 1
JLuv81 1
Hellmuth was right 1
AZMountainHiker 1
Troll Cat 1