*** KingFish alive, grinds in Pandemic that continues to change the world April LC/NC NSFW ***
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1. Listing, pissing and whatnot
2. Listing in the age of Corona
3. Is social distance listing
4. We are listing, therefore we are
5. On Meerkaturyay
6. Excitemöller
7. Then Angrymöller, some work to do today and Sheepday
8. Obv Morph is to blame
9. Prolly next weekend better, hopefully
10. Except I have this **** on Thursday where they put that thing in, like from behind, will I survive it?
11. Obv Morph is to blame
12. At least they promised full day, full body and mind sedation
13. I'm not even allowed to eat *** from Morphday on, like no fiber, not even sure what I should eat, if anything
14. Obv Morph is to blame
15. Sorry to bother you with the proverbial ****
16. In the age of Coruna, there is not so much else happening around here worth mentioning
17. Except work ofc
18. Thanks to Morph
19. Some options trading, making the moneys like the madman that I am recently
20. Still quite some way to go before breakeven after the crash though
21. Thanks to
22.
23. That's what happens in the age of Cobama
24. I commend your infarctstamina Mr. Fish
25. If I ever become a mod, prolly not cos I'm way too lazy for it, I'd def be way too lazy for that
26. Anyways you know what the centuries-old infarct tradition in Bavaria is?
27.
28. Happy happydance.mov Mr. Majik
29. And boomhanding burgerstakes obv
30. And not drinking the beers
31.
32. That just randomly came into my mind
33. Don't blame me, blame Morph
34. Like you're supposed to
35. As a woman and a mother
36. I'm talking too much nonsense
37. Thanks to Morph
38. Happy subordinating govt employees Mr. Fran
39. Happy self-isolating from reportedly hot wife and young punk Mr. Sammy
40. And Christiane F. obsessing
41. We read that stuff in high school too, I mean it was better than the Morph favorites Goethe and Schiller and stuff, although I didn't really understand much about it at that time, now I know Berlinmöller so much better.
42. It was funny though when we got to Bahnhof Zoo the first time, that was at some Love Parade weekend, anyways it was fairly freshly renovated at that time, everything new and shiny and we were like wtf that's not what she said?
43. I have only three beers in stock right meow too Mr. Sammy
44. Don't blame me, blame Morph
45. And your haircut
46. Germans are used to bad haircuts of Nordicmen though
47. And bad haircuts of Germans
48. And bad haircuts of David Hasselhoff
49. But I digress
50. Happy PLOwing Mr. suited with or without 8balls of blow
51. I think my lifetime PLO tourney cashes are around 3.50
52. Obv thanks to Morph
53. How are things in the motherland Morph?
54. All locked up or all party?
55. Söder already Chancellor? Prolly all party then
56. Happy busting off MTTs Mr. Pidddle
57. Don't blame me, blame Morph
58. In the age of Cohiba
59. Happy Korean-Venezuelan-Armenian-Philippino plowing Mr. Folding
60. Happy BBV infesting and missing the last like 10 years Mr. Craggoo
61. Happy one-lining on Meerkaturday, Mr. Mr. mmmkay
62. Happy Marijuana-Coronaing Mr. H0rus
63. In the age of Coriander
64. Happy upsidedown road making Mr. Fid
65. Happy not stimulating Mr. tbh
66. Happy music infarcting Mr. Sheep
67. Happy penis bifurcating Mr. tuma
68. In the age of Condoma
69. That is all for now, heathens!
2. Listing in the age of Corona
3. Is social distance listing
4. We are listing, therefore we are
5. On Meerkaturyay
6. Excitemöller
7. Then Angrymöller, some work to do today and Sheepday
8. Obv Morph is to blame
9. Prolly next weekend better, hopefully
10. Except I have this **** on Thursday where they put that thing in, like from behind, will I survive it?
11. Obv Morph is to blame
12. At least they promised full day, full body and mind sedation
13. I'm not even allowed to eat *** from Morphday on, like no fiber, not even sure what I should eat, if anything
14. Obv Morph is to blame
15. Sorry to bother you with the proverbial ****
16. In the age of Coruna, there is not so much else happening around here worth mentioning
17. Except work ofc
18. Thanks to Morph
19. Some options trading, making the moneys like the madman that I am recently
20. Still quite some way to go before breakeven after the crash though
21. Thanks to
22.
Spoiler:
23. That's what happens in the age of Cobama
24. I commend your infarctstamina Mr. Fish
25. If I ever become a mod, prolly not cos I'm way too lazy for it, I'd def be way too lazy for that
26. Anyways you know what the centuries-old infarct tradition in Bavaria is?
27.
Spoiler:
28. Happy happydance.mov Mr. Majik
29. And boomhanding burgerstakes obv
30. And not drinking the beers
31.
32. That just randomly came into my mind
33. Don't blame me, blame Morph
34. Like you're supposed to
35. As a woman and a mother
36. I'm talking too much nonsense
37. Thanks to Morph
38. Happy subordinating govt employees Mr. Fran
39. Happy self-isolating from reportedly hot wife and young punk Mr. Sammy
40. And Christiane F. obsessing
41. We read that stuff in high school too, I mean it was better than the Morph favorites Goethe and Schiller and stuff, although I didn't really understand much about it at that time, now I know Berlinmöller so much better.
42. It was funny though when we got to Bahnhof Zoo the first time, that was at some Love Parade weekend, anyways it was fairly freshly renovated at that time, everything new and shiny and we were like wtf that's not what she said?
43. I have only three beers in stock right meow too Mr. Sammy
44. Don't blame me, blame Morph
45. And your haircut
46. Germans are used to bad haircuts of Nordicmen though
47. And bad haircuts of Germans
48. And bad haircuts of David Hasselhoff
49. But I digress
50. Happy PLOwing Mr. suited with or without 8balls of blow
51. I think my lifetime PLO tourney cashes are around 3.50
52. Obv thanks to Morph
53. How are things in the motherland Morph?
54. All locked up or all party?
55. Söder already Chancellor? Prolly all party then
56. Happy busting off MTTs Mr. Pidddle
57. Don't blame me, blame Morph
58. In the age of Cohiba
59. Happy Korean-Venezuelan-Armenian-Philippino plowing Mr. Folding
60. Happy BBV infesting and missing the last like 10 years Mr. Craggoo
61. Happy one-lining on Meerkaturday, Mr. Mr. mmmkay
62. Happy Marijuana-Coronaing Mr. H0rus
63. In the age of Coriander
64. Happy upsidedown road making Mr. Fid
65. Happy not stimulating Mr. tbh
66. Happy music infarcting Mr. Sheep
67. Happy penis bifurcating Mr. tuma
68. In the age of Condoma
69. That is all for now, heathens!
Nothing can improve a Morphday like a slightly late Sheepday celebration. Today we accept that sometimes deadlines are missed. In Coronaville this is all too true. Mr. Sheep is the woolly glue that smashes the "move to other forum" button. Woolly glue is not to be confused with woolly goo, which is typically the end product of a good Tindering. Let us appreciate the Sheep, the list above, and the goo. No Sammy was banned on purpose.
Namaste.
04-20-2020
, 12:39 PM
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Nothing can improve a Morphday like a slightly late Sheepday celebration. Today we accept that sometimes deadlines are missed. In Coronaville this is all too true. Mr. Sheep is the woolly glue that smashes the "move to other forum" button. Woolly glue is not to be confused with woolly goo, which is typically the end product of a good Tindering. Let us appreciate the Sheep, the list above, and the goo. No Sammy was banned on purpose.
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