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04-17-2020 , 07:53 PM
04-17-2020 , 08:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
hvor mange øl har Morphlæ på lager?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
Hah! I only have one! Not been there that long though, and I even drunk one I think last Saturday.

Reverse BBV Day: We brag about how sober we are!
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04-17-2020 , 08:14 PM
I miss the city, alive at night.


Last edited by suitedjustice; 04-17-2020 at 08:21 PM.
04-17-2020 , 08:31 PM
Do you have a Corona haircut yet, SJ?
04-17-2020 , 08:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Morphismus
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Hold nu kæft du lyder svag, men ok, du voksede jo op i DDR (Mecklenburg-Vorpommern/Meck-Pomm) med 2 kommunist forældre, så du er nok vant til ikke at have noget på lager.
04-17-2020 , 08:41 PM


With moosac taken care of, I am off to search for TigerKing2020.
04-17-2020 , 08:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
Do you have a Corona haircut yet, SJ?
I got it cut a day or two before the city shut down, the standard 2010's "more on top" aka "moron top". It's holding up.

I'm prepared to shave it down to a 1 or a 0 (binary, baby) if it comes down to it.
04-17-2020 , 08:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Majik19
Honestly, I have been wasted 4 times in the past 5 years all at medium sized gatherings as part of the core group and only on special occasions. Going out for social drinks (3 or less).. haven't really been counting but def less than 10 if I had to take a stab at it.

No more getting drunk just because its the weekend or for the **** of it.

Still game to tie one on every once in a while tho.

I expect to be perma-ed within the hour. lol
Looks like we found a man with breasts Sammy!
04-17-2020 , 09:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Craggoo
Looks like we found a man with breasts Sammy!
LOL
04-17-2020 , 11:22 PM
This addition proves that majik indeed has two breasts

04-18-2020 , 12:23 AM
Time travelers.

04-18-2020 , 02:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Majik19
This addition proves that majik indeed has four breasts
fyp
04-18-2020 , 03:05 AM
Sometimes you gotta be a hero:

https://www.boomplayer.com/32948285_02C8C1F588
04-18-2020 , 03:30 AM
Ban for unconverted hh
04-18-2020 , 04:05 AM
Boomplayer is acceptable in BBV LC Craggoo. You would know if you came on more then once every two years.
04-18-2020 , 04:11 AM
Mixing up my game by playing like a donk pre. Couldn't win the flip

https://www.boomplayer.com/32948456_8FCF696F76
04-18-2020 , 04:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Boomplayer is acceptable in BBV LC Craggoo. You would know if you came on more then once every other pandemic.
fyp
04-18-2020 , 04:45 AM
Meerkaturday!
04-18-2020 , 05:33 AM
Is it?
04-18-2020 , 05:35 AM
YES
04-18-2020 , 05:40 AM
MEERKATURDAY!
04-18-2020 , 05:41 AM
RIGHT NOW

Last edited by King Fish; 04-18-2020 at 06:13 AM. Reason: Is an above-average Van Halen song.
04-18-2020 , 05:49 AM
LET'S DO THIS!

Last edited by King Fish; 04-18-2020 at 06:11 AM. Reason: Stop encouraging Morph. We prefer him suppressed, broken and easily controllable
04-18-2020 , 07:03 AM
1. Listing, pissing and whatnot

2. Listing in the age of Corona

3. Is social distance listing

4. We are listing, therefore we are

5. On Meerkaturyay

6. Excitemöller

7. Then Angrymöller, some work to do today and Sheepday

8. Obv Morph is to blame

9. Prolly next weekend better, hopefully

10. Except I have this **** on Thursday where they put that thing in, like from behind, will I survive it?

11. Obv Morph is to blame

12. At least they promised full day, full body and mind sedation

13. I'm not even allowed to eat *** from Morphday on, like no fiber, not even sure what I should eat, if anything

14. Obv Morph is to blame

15. Sorry to bother you with the proverbial ****

16. In the age of Coruna, there is not so much else happening around here worth mentioning

17. Except work ofc

18. Thanks to Morph

19. Some options trading, making the moneys like the madman that I am recently

20. Still quite some way to go before breakeven after the crash though

21. Thanks to

22.
Spoiler:
Obama
Spoiler:
Spoiler:
just joking obv Morph



23. That's what happens in the age of Cobama

24. I commend your infarctstamina Mr. Fish

25. If I ever become a mod, prolly not cos I'm way too lazy for it, I'd def be way too lazy for that

26. Anyways you know what the centuries-old infarct tradition in Bavaria is?

27.
Spoiler:
We blame them all on Morph obv


28. Happy happydance.mov Mr. Majik

29. And boomhanding burgerstakes obv

30. And not drinking the beers

31.

32. That just randomly came into my mind

33. Don't blame me, blame Morph

34. Like you're supposed to

35. As a woman and a mother

36. I'm talking too much nonsense

37. Thanks to Morph

38. Happy subordinating govt employees Mr. Fran

39. Happy self-isolating from reportedly hot wife and young punk Mr. Sammy

40. And Christiane F. obsessing

41. We read that stuff in high school too, I mean it was better than the Morph favorites Goethe and Schiller and stuff, although I didn't really understand much about it at that time, now I know Berlinmöller so much better.

42. It was funny though when we got to Bahnhof Zoo the first time, that was at some Love Parade weekend, anyways it was fairly freshly renovated at that time, everything new and shiny and we were like wtf that's not what she said?

43. I have only three beers in stock right meow too Mr. Sammy

44. Don't blame me, blame Morph

45. And your haircut

46. Germans are used to bad haircuts of Nordicmen though

47. And bad haircuts of Germans

48. And bad haircuts of David Hasselhoff

49. But I digress

50. Happy PLOwing Mr. suited with or without 8balls of blow

51. I think my lifetime PLO tourney cashes are around 3.50

52. Obv thanks to Morph

53. How are things in the motherland Morph?

54. All locked up or all party?

55. Söder already Chancellor? Prolly all party then

56. Happy busting off MTTs Mr. Pidddle

57. Don't blame me, blame Morph

58. In the age of Cohiba

59. Happy Korean-Venezuelan-Armenian-Philippino plowing Mr. Folding

60. Happy BBV infesting and missing the last like 10 years Mr. Craggoo

61. Happy one-lining on Meerkaturday, Mr. Mr. mmmkay

62. Happy Marijuana-Coronaing Mr. H0rus

63. In the age of Coriander

64. Happy upsidedown road making Mr. Fid

65. Happy not stimulating Mr. tbh

66. Happy music infarcting Mr. Sheep

67. Happy penis bifurcating Mr. tuma

68. In the age of Condoma

69. That is all for now, heathens!
04-18-2020 , 08:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Sometimes you gotta be a hero:
Spoiler:

      
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