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03-15-2017 , 04:04 AM

#751

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

[QUOTE=Majik1973;51870441]I hope the Late show is worth watching tonight, slow news day.

But enough politarding, it's time for a topic shift to something important like...

I will answer as Sammy would

What kind of booze will be served at Sammy's wedding?Absinthe, kronberg Will he eat her on wedding night? Sammy will eat the pussy like a man
Sex robots. Sammy has sex performance issues at times especially in the shower. Sammy will never be a sex robot
What upcoming T.V./movies are you stoked about? Suits, Fox News with Donald Trump, Dating Naked, Four Weddings and a funeral, The note book (Sammy's favourite
What's the over/under in years before FWWM and Fran's liver transplant? Fran and FWWM drink fk all compared to me tha pussies. I Sammy could drink them under the table. Their livers will be fine. Maybe at 90 they need transplant. Sammy will get transplant at 30 like a real man.
When will morph start showing of his shop skillz again for our entertainment? Morph is god he does this most days. How dare you insult Morph.
How many cherry burns are on Nata's couch while smoking a joint? Bout 3.5

03-15-2017 , 08:10 AM

#752

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

There is a new Mexico?

I heard there's going to be a wall around the old one so it makes sense.

Also stop pestering my liver. I have not been drunk since Saturday, so basically Im an antialcoholic

03-15-2017 , 08:22 AM

#753

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Don't worry, many find it subpar to regular Mexico

Similarly, New York is inferior to York

03-15-2017 , 08:24 AM

#754

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

“There is a tide in the affairs of men
Which, taken at the flood, leads on to fortune"

Then there's ****ing Wednesday. **** you, Wednesday.

03-15-2017 , 09:17 AM

#755

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

**** you wednesday

03-15-2017 , 09:19 AM

#756

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

1. **** you in the nosehole wednesday
2. still have a job, that's whatever though
3. vendors are still giant pieces of garbage and I hate them
4. thou shalt not politard
6. **** five hai bbv

03-15-2017 , 10:07 AM

#757

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

**** you wednesday

03-15-2017 , 10:08 AM

#758

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

taking everything in me not to tell my boss to **** off and walk out the door rn

03-15-2017 , 10:08 AM

#759

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

I think I should go to SE Asia for like 6 months and sexpat

03-15-2017 , 10:11 AM

#760

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

maybe just **** it and move to some ****hole like austrailia

03-15-2017 , 10:12 AM

#761

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

only thing i got going right now is the trump

03-15-2017 , 10:14 AM

#762

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Thanks Obama

03-15-2017 , 10:16 AM

#763

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

99%

03-15-2017 , 10:19 AM

#764

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

seriously **** this ****

03-15-2017 , 10:21 AM

#765

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

****

03-15-2017 , 10:23 AM

#766

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 739

Holy Cthulhu the Politics tab. WTH is wrong with those people. It's like everyone ate a bag of mushrooms and washed it down with broken glass.

and, yes, **** you Wednesday!

03-15-2017 , 10:26 AM

#767

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

jar squatter

google at your own risk

03-15-2017 , 10:27 AM

#768

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

****'s old. Been there done that BME pain olympics

03-15-2017 , 10:31 AM

#769

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

squat cobbler > jar squatter

03-15-2017 , 10:33 AM

#770

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

2 squirrels 1 nut

03-15-2017 , 10:34 AM

#771

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

I can't fap to that

Last edited by Mr.mmmKay; 03-15-2017 at 10:42 AM.

03-15-2017 , 10:35 AM

#772

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

squat cobbler > jar squatter

is this for realz, like do I have to look for this on my phone now?

03-15-2017 , 10:38 AM

#773

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

is this for realz, like do I have to look for this on my phone now?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...quat%20Cobbler

03-15-2017 , 10:39 AM

#774

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

very, very dissapoint

03-15-2017 , 10:40 AM

#775

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

i may have have have to go **** a whore for lunch

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