. Rarely read spam but I see you've been busy kid lol

sometimes when you're Mom is on her potential death bed with pneumonia (and whatever else they haven't found yet that's making her sick) you tend to aaaaaAAAAaaaaaaAAAAaaaa and meme

If serious, hope she recovers.

is serious. Likely she will but she's going to have to deal with permanent life changes. Such as:

1. Me finally moving out of the basement.

(Edit: in all seriousness I do truly appreciate the positive thoughts I just know no other way to deal with things like this but to try and make as many jokes as possible.)

2. My impending health effects from finally being exposed to sunlight after all these decades.

3. She's a smoker so she has to snap-quit and do several other life adjustments.

Enough sad BS back to the aaaaaaAAAAaaa

Lol what does this even mean? Did I say that? I don't have any idea. You take this site way too seriously bro.

I posted to early and went back to edit, my bad lol it makes more sense when the post is full

True true lol. I figured it out. Kinda. Feel free to meme make fun of me more, it doesn't bother me.

I'll either get up and yak all over my guest bathroom toilet and regret everything I, drank, posted and 20% of what I meme'd (let's be honest you can't get a hit every at bat) or I'll wake up and just regret sharing currently relevant personal life drama.

Either way it's a night of regrets!

let's go for post 9,000 tonight!

Eh **** regrets. I just hope it works out for the best for you.

Funny note about our drugs conversation, I said this to my mom jokingly before a biopsy today:

"The good thing about times like these is that drug use is not only acceptable (like morphine etc) but it's highly encouraged!"

Immediately afterward the nurses came in to take her for the procedure and I chanted "Drugs! Drugs! Drugs! Drugs!" as they took her away and followed behind until a nurse finally insisted I stop being a disturbance.

I should be temp-banned from the hospital

LOL perma banned after Mom is released!

Confirmed my sister is outwardly ashamed to save face but later said she loved how I "frat boy'd" the floor. I like to imagine that after I left that I embolden all these older sick people in the respiratory unit to demand extra morphine.

I also knowing that my mom was a life long (like from 13 - confirmed NOT a winner, but she's my Mom lol) weed smoker I went to a pot shop out here and got a bunch of edibles and gave them to my Dad and he's been sneaking them to her so she can be stoned the last few days while she's been in the hospital.

The only downside is that it's been giving her killer munchies but she's on a strict hospital food diet so now she's drinking tons of orange juice my sister brings her to satisfy the caloric cravings.

Time to pour another rum and coke and get on Ignition Casino

Lol have fun bro

18 post until 9,000. Hopping into .25/.50 zoom and looking for a MTT

anyone else playing? I think Briro is the only other dude on and he's acting like a real homie. Don't cull briro just re-cull Craggo

What happened to ballawotta whatever the proper **** his name was?

WTF I have to deposit on Ignition??? I thought I left money on there so which one of you underpants gnomes got my passwordz

ah screw ignition I can't figure out where I put my wallet. I'll just go to play money on wsop.com or PokerStars like Sammy does and feel like a chamillionaire

Lol thanks bro.

Lol bro I do things. Like life and stuff. Just catching up lol.