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03-14-2017 , 06:06 PM

#726

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,296

Quote:

Originally Posted by Briro2017

Hey its the geek thread.

Thanks for coming out of your dwelling and making it official

03-14-2017 , 06:07 PM

#727

Briro2017

banned

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 858

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Thanks for coming out of your dwelling and making it official

Oh it's been official.

03-14-2017 , 06:13 PM

#728

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,296

Quote:

Originally Posted by Briro2017

Oh it's been official.

How was your weekend Brio? What types of things did you get into?

03-14-2017 , 06:13 PM

#729

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Make sure the grill is off before You clean it with your nose

solid advice for a tuesday

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

aa a a aa. a a. a a

solid aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaa.aaaaaaaaaa

03-14-2017 , 06:14 PM

#730

Briro2017

banned

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 858

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

How was your weekend Brio? What types of things did you get into?

Spelling.

03-14-2017 , 06:16 PM

#731

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,296

Yea my iPhone doesn't like your name or Majik- it figured out thebighurt35 tho

03-14-2017 , 06:18 PM

#732

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,939

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

It was business, so not much to report. I had translators for my talks though; that was a first. I wonder if Sammy's talks were ever deemed important enough for them to be simultaneously translated?

Japanese food, hands down, is the best in the world. I got serious withdrawal after only one week.

When Sammy speaks, they think he is the translator.

Hi, how are you?
Sammy is great
What do you think of our product?
Sammy thinks your product is great!

03-14-2017 , 06:18 PM

#733

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

[x] Broio set to ignore
[x] Most people don't quote
[x] Get to make up his side of the convo accordingly
[ ] Glad he was only temped

03-14-2017 , 06:19 PM

#734

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,296

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

solid advice for a tuesday

solid aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaa.aaaaaaaaaa

My best friend after years of harassing him has agreed to come out to Vegas for NBA summer league - I've been waiting to plan this trip for years so thebighurt or even NorCalJew level degening will be done

03-14-2017 , 06:20 PM

#735

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Start planning meow, I hear if you buy drrggz in advance they're cheaper, right? Cocaine futures are a thing.

03-14-2017 , 06:22 PM

#736

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,296

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Start planning meow, I hear if you buy drrggz in advance they're cheaper, right? Cocaine futures are a thing.

Short the cocaine, invest in molly, sell molly high, flip the profits to invest more in cocaine.

Step 3: ????

Step 4: profit

03-14-2017 , 06:25 PM

#737

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

It's like you read my damn mind.

"Billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne gambled on cocaine futures this morning and lost..."

03-14-2017 , 06:32 PM

#738

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,711

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

When Sammy speaks, they think he is the translator.

Hi, how are you?
Sammy is great
What do you think of our product?
Sammy thinks your product is great!

looooooool

03-14-2017 , 06:34 PM

#739

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

make me proud sir

03-14-2017 , 08:52 PM

#740

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,559

I'm trying not to politard in this thread, but Rachel Maddow is going to leak Trump's 2005 tax returns in 7 minutes. That might be interesting...

PM me if you want a stream link. Don't know if it will work outside the US tho. I imagine it would.

03-14-2017 , 08:54 PM

#741

Briro2017

banned

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 858

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Yea my iPhone doesn't like your name or Majik- it figured out thebighurt35 tho

03-14-2017 , 09:37 PM

#742

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,559

Meh, the 2005 tax return is kind of a nothingburger. It's only two pages, doesn't have any extra forms or addendums that show where the income came from, and he actually paid a decent percentage of taxes that year (for a very rich guy). It's almost like he leaked it, to make the media pounce on something that wasn't much.

03-14-2017 , 10:13 PM

#743

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,296

^^^ SJ gets it

03-14-2017 , 10:17 PM

#744

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Of course that's why they released it; dude's a snake.

03-14-2017 , 10:21 PM

#745

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,296

Lost a little respect for my dike-love Rachel for taking the bait but I guess it's her job as the ultra-lib mouthpiece

03-14-2017 , 10:56 PM

#746

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

I hope the Late show is worth watching tonight, slow news day.

But enough politarding, it's time for a topic shift to something important like...

What kind of booze will be served at Sammy's wedding? Will he eat her on wedding night?
Sex robots.
What upcoming T.V./movies are you stoked about?
What's the over/under in years before FWWM and Fran's liver transplant?
When will morph start showing of his shop skillz again for our entertainment?
How many cherry burns are on Nata's couch while smoking a joint?