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09-16-2016 , 03:33 PM

#601

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

I'm not f***ing moving away from the couch more than to the door to get the pizza and maybe to the shower tonight anymore. I have beer, red wine, cherry liquor and vodka. See if you can suggest something devilish out of that

09-16-2016 , 03:38 PM

#602

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Beer and Vodka is good friends of Sammy too, they will make you see light. Red wine is for women though. Save the Cherry liquor for when grandmother comes to visit.

09-16-2016 , 03:38 PM

#603

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy doesn't know any girls that would have sex with a poor homeless bum.

Can you buy me a house?

09-16-2016 , 03:41 PM

#604

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy forgot to explain to noob Fiddle what this means: if 4 goals are scored in the match, Sammy gets 2500 returned + wins 2500*3,1 = €10.250, if 5 goals or more are scored, Sammy gets €15.500, if 3 goals or less are scored, Sammy loses a handful of peanuts.

Thanks for letting me know.

Would you be interested in buying my bag of peanuts for €5k

09-16-2016 , 03:43 PM

#605

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Beer and Vodka is good friends of Sammy too, they will make you see light. Red wine is for women though. Save the Cherry liquor for when grandmother comes to visit.

The cherry liquor is for a Bavarian drink. Mix half beer (lager) half coke and as much cherry liquor as you like. You can drink it like beer but it's stronger. I just drank a pint in like 3 mins

09-16-2016 , 03:46 PM

#606

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Can you buy me a house?

If you move to Denmark no problem, Sammy already has 2. He rents one out, but the tenants plans to move out january 1. Fiddle can come stay and let Sammy teach him how to become a real man.

In other news: 2 goals scored in the first half, Sammy's gonna make that money.

09-16-2016 , 03:47 PM

#607

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

The cherry liquor is for a Bavarian drink. Mix half beer (lager) half coke and as much cherry liquor as you like. You can drink it like beer but it's stronger. I just drank a pint in like 3 mins

Is that what the Brits call Snakebite?

09-16-2016 , 03:59 PM

#608

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Nah, snakebite is quite different and very British. It's half beer, half cider and sometimes some blackcurrant cordial or related stuff. I am an expert in snakebite cos my British ex-gf drank it all the time

09-16-2016 , 04:21 PM

#609

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

The average max temp in Jan in Copenhagen (can't remember exactly where in Denmark you were) is 0 degrees. Average max temp in Jan in LA is 20 degrees.

While it's a tough decision I think I'm gonna stick with LA.

09-16-2016 , 04:25 PM

#610

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

That's because you're weak. Real men jumps naked in the North Sea in January. Sammy's a real man.

09-16-2016 , 04:25 PM

#611

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Let's hug first

ok :hug:

09-16-2016 , 04:25 PM

#612

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

aaaaaaaa on lunch break

09-16-2016 , 04:26 PM

#613

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

now, **** you sammy

09-16-2016 , 04:28 PM

#614

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

now, **** you sammy

Where's my frog?

09-16-2016 , 04:28 PM

#615

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Sammy's making that money

09-16-2016 , 04:38 PM

#616

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

That's because you're weak. Real men jumps naked in the North Sea in January. Sammy's a real man.

Real men don't swim in German pee.

09-16-2016 , 04:39 PM

#617

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

You take that back, right now!

09-16-2016 , 04:40 PM

#618

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Where was Sammy saving the world in his last self banning?

09-16-2016 , 04:44 PM

#619

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Scotland a few times, then the Faroe Islands (which is Danish btw, Fiddle probably didn't know that)

09-16-2016 , 04:51 PM

#620

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

They are largely autonomous though. The Danish were prolly too weak to care for them. Also I heard their football team is better than the Danish one

09-16-2016 , 04:51 PM

#621

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Also aaaaaaaaASSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

09-16-2016 , 04:54 PM

#622

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

They are largely autonomous though. The Danish were prolly too weak to care for them. Also I heard their football team is better than the Danish one

Calm down, you're talking the crazy talk again.

Sammy lost those peanuts. Sammy's not concerned

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 09-16-2016 at 05:00 PM.

09-16-2016 , 04:59 PM

#623

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

but how much did you win?

09-16-2016 , 05:01 PM

#624

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Endless trunks of money

09-16-2016 , 05:06 PM

#625

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

pics or gtfo

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