Thanks Morph. I might emigrate to the US and sue you for like 200m

It started in last months thread. It will continue until Morphabans happen, I think.

Mostly the monthly thread is about staying fed, saying Hai, awesome lists (from Mr. AlwaysFolding), generous gif-t pictures, Saturday is Meerkaturday, Sunday is Sheepday, Monday-Thursday is F*** You day, Friday is timewarp day that happens when I am asleep somehow.

Sue Carpenter

Are you still working on world saving things, or just money making things now?

Saving the world before making money - fortunately they go hand in hand

Sammy is able to combine saving the world with making that money. Sammy performs above average and has a beautiful penis. Sammy is the most handsome man in the whole of Denmark, which automatically means the most handsome man in the world. Sammy is smart, witty and wise. Sammy is so rich he bought his former butler a car as a retirement gift. If Sammy would make a thread, it would be so well-written that it would have made Pushkin and Tolstoy green with envy. If Sammy would put his valuable time and energy in serious training for the marathon, he would run it in 1½ hour. Everyone wants to be like Sammy, even if that means living on Kepler 452B every now and then.

YAS

I was actually referencing the 20/40 The Asian float is a priority but I don't think success is likely; domineering and from NYC.

Thank you for the rungoodwishes and I shall update soon!

Sheep always speaks the truth. Someone should give Sheep a medal. Sammy will ofc pay for it.

edit: Sammy can do the marathon on his bike in less than an hour. Putin and Johnny Knoxville would not bet against Sammy.

You forgot the butchering videos.

As Sammy has the Sammy medal, I assume we can give gold to Sheep.

It's friday night, shouldn't you be reading the bible and eating mettbrötchen or something?

already ate them all

blasphemy

Time for scotch.

Beer is for Texans and the weak of heart

Australia did give us 1 good thing

...and Yahoo Serious!

Kangaroos + Koalas + Platypus + Quokkas + <fill in other awesome animals>.

Hot enough temps to scare Denmarkians

Fidstar-poker

Going "down-under"

Beaches

Other stuff.

Sammy agrees, they are pretty cool

R E S P E C T

L O L

FWWM itt, the German that got away.


edit: sorry, Bavarian

Apology accepted

You can be the main author as long as I’m referred to as a big girl who could git it

Sheep has a drug problem he doesnt want us to know about. Sometimes he is just in another dimension, talks in the third person and writes incomprehensible nonsense like post #531