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08-19-2018 , 01:02 PM

#626

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

08-19-2018 , 01:11 PM

#627

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Sammy likes Morph's meme.

5 goals in 38 mins. Sammy made that money.

08-19-2018 , 03:43 PM

#628

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,838

In real countries football is about going to the game and pissing all over the place.

08-19-2018 , 04:18 PM

#629

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

F U MONDAY

Also isn't real football about going to the game and pounding back some dogs (hotdogs that is)

08-19-2018 , 05:07 PM

#630

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

sunday, baseball, beer

life is wonderful

08-19-2018 , 06:05 PM

#631

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Nothing is happening at work. Not one phone call so far. Such is life

08-19-2018 , 09:33 PM

#632

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

08-19-2018 , 10:38 PM

#633

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

So LA then. All right.

08-19-2018 , 10:52 PM

#634

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Dear BBV;

Today is blessed and consecutive Sheepday #72. AlwaysFolding is sick though, but not the good kind of sick like Mr. Sheep, who is siiiiiiiiiiiick. That being said, happy Sheepday and enjoy this cute lamb:

08-19-2018 , 11:00 PM

#635

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Sorry to hear that Mr Folding. Get better soon son and nice pic of cute lamb

08-20-2018 , 12:43 AM

#636

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Feel better AF, I tried to make up for you bring ill by doing a Dwight Shrute speech

08-20-2018 , 02:42 AM

#637

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

i got baptized today gents.

08-20-2018 , 02:59 AM

#638

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

as what?

08-20-2018 , 03:02 AM

#639

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

i got baptized today gents.

I gave the Mrs. some anal

I win.

08-20-2018 , 06:25 AM

#640

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

FU Morphday
RIP Old Man Sammy
Thanks Obama
Did you pay your taxes on that Horus?
I got my tax assessment a few days ago too. RIP all that money. Still didnt get my German tax assessment, they are prolly waiting for my return so they can throw me in jail. Thanks Morph

08-20-2018 , 07:22 AM

#641

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

as what?

As a Christian!

Thanks morph!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

I gave the Mrs.
some anal

I win.

I dont have the patience for anal

And if im too rough the misses hisses!

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

I pay taxes on that every Sunday

RIP all that money! If you get jailed i will hold a BBV rally and we will get you bonded

Thanks obama

08-20-2018 , 07:28 AM

#642

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Hours,

It’s a novelty that carries more well novelty than actual preferred methodology, yet the occasional go reminds me Somewhere deep down I’m a little bit of a ****ing savage mammal

08-20-2018 , 08:46 AM

#643

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,838

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

i got baptized today gents.

Congratulations. Got to be square with the Big Tax Man.

08-20-2018 , 09:05 AM

#644

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

**** you monday

08-20-2018 , 09:17 AM

#645

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

As a Christian!

Thanks morph!

Do you know that Christians pay more taxes in Germany? A Church tax is automatically deduced together with the income tax!

That would have been an extra-incentive for you to get baptized, right?

08-20-2018 , 10:22 AM

#646

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Morph is a secret AfD member, no religions other than Christianity exist for him

08-20-2018 , 10:23 AM

#647

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

I gave the Mrs. some anal

I win.

You GAVE anal?

Did Sammy teach you about pegging?

08-20-2018 , 10:48 AM

#648

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

You GAVE anal?

Did Sammy teach you about pegging?

Wouldn’t that be receiving anal? Idk I’m confused, that’s what I get for trying to post something new.

08-20-2018 , 10:53 AM

#649

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Oh wait I get it. You’re using the gay definition of “gave” not the straight version.

Fid, you tipped your hand there. When did it happen to you, at summer camp?

08-20-2018 , 11:12 AM

#650

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Hours,

It’s a novelty that carries more well novelty than actual preferred methodology, yet the occasional go reminds me Somewhere deep down I’m a little bit of a ****ing savage mammal

you savage you

Quote:

Originally Posted by robert_utk

Congratulations. Got to be square with the Big Tax Man.

thats right! those late payment penalties are harsh

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

**** you monday

**** you monday x2

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Do you know that Christians pay more taxes in Germany? A Church tax is automatically deduced together with the income tax!

That would have been an extra-incentive for you to get baptized, right?

If i knew this beforehand rather than walking in i would have jumped in