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08-01-2018 , 11:26 AM

#26

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 739

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

@ gypsie

1. Are you from romania?
I am not but you can still have my tears
2. Do you have penis?
Why yes. Yes I do
3. A lot of gypsie women coursed me in my life, when should I expect a stray bullet out of nowhere?
It should come when you least expect it. More than likely when your on the crapper

Last edited by Morphismus; 08-01-2018 at 01:44 PM. Reason: improved readability

08-01-2018 , 11:37 AM

#27

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Its official, gypsie is not from romania,

Dream is over

4th question;

Have you ever been shot by a cop?

08-01-2018 , 11:39 AM

#28

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 739

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

1.Describe your experiences taking hard drugs or weed
Only time over ever done anything hard was some weed in Amsterdam. Basically smoked a J then staggered back to the hotel room, drank a liter of water, passed out, then woke up and snapped off a tournament at the holland casino.
2. Would you ever do porn for $1 million dollars?
Yup. Two problems would be that 1) no one would watch it and 2) see number 1.
3. Blondes or Brunettes?
Redheads
4. What do you think of the poster "FranFran"?
Remove the "r" and that's my thoughts
5. Most stupidest thing you have done when drunk?
Good lord. I I would have to say I drove the wrong way down a one way street and ended up jumping the road and totalling my car.
6. Have you ever completely done something cringeworthy with a chick? Describe what happened? I cant honestly say I have.
7. Would you go for a beer with me if you visit New Zealand?
Damn right. And I'd buy.
8. What should the world be doing to prevent climate change?
I think the first and most important thing would be to make sure that everyone actually believes that it was a real thing and not something that was made up by corporations for profit. After that I think more governments would invest into renewable energy.
9. Would you rather be super strong or super rich and why?
Super rich because I could then hire a personal fitness instructor and get stronger.
10. Have you ever been ripped off or taken advantage of by someone? describe this experience
My ex wife. She made me believe she actually gave a **** and it was all a lie!

Last edited by Morphismus; 08-01-2018 at 01:45 PM. Reason: improved readability

08-01-2018 , 11:40 AM

#29

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

5th question;

How did you kill her?

08-01-2018 , 11:42 AM

#30

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 739

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

5th question;

How did you kill her?

As much as that would have pleased me she still breathes. As far as I know anyway.

08-01-2018 , 11:57 AM

#31

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Friendly reminder; you skipped 4th question and I really do my best to bring up quality questions.

08-01-2018 , 11:58 AM

#32

HandsomeMan

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

If you read the article further you'll see that all of this was done by the British. Danish obv too weak and girly to hurt anyone as always lol

08-01-2018 , 12:00 PM

#33

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 739

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Its official, gypsie is not from romania,

Dream is over

4th question;

Have you ever been shot by a cop?

Apologies.
I have not.

08-01-2018 , 12:34 PM

#34

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

If you read the article further you'll see that all of this was done by the British. Danish obv too weak and girly to hurt anyone as always lol

I can't see how Denmark have POWs either. Didn't they give up in less than 5 minutes?

08-01-2018 , 12:35 PM

#35

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Gypsy,

500 posts in 12 years is a lot. Do you do anything else other than 2+2ing?

08-01-2018 , 12:52 PM

#36

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 739

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Gypsy,

500 posts in 12 years is a lot. Do you do anything else other than 2+2ing?

Who has the time? I'm on here 18 hours a day.

08-01-2018 , 12:53 PM

#37

WateryBoil

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 5,735

HULK SMASH!

08-01-2018 , 01:47 PM

#38

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Gypsie:
1. I'm in this thread, you're beautiful, congratulations
2. Would you ever do a 2p2 meet and greet to celebrate your 500 post fame?
3. I give you my 11k post <3 <3 <3

08-01-2018 , 01:52 PM

#39

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Gypsy,

favorite sorting algorithm?

08-01-2018 , 01:53 PM

#40

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

who is this "pubic" you speak of?

fyp

DIX LOL

08-01-2018 , 02:51 PM

#41

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

BEHOLD THE GLORIOUS PORK MONTH!

My favorite part is when he says "Now let's set this little piglet free!"

08-01-2018 , 03:42 PM

#42

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 739

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Gypsie:
1. I'm in this thread, you're beautiful, congratulations
2. Would you ever do a 2p2 meet and greet to celebrate your 500 post fame?
3. I give you my 11k post <3 <3 <3

1. Thank you my soon to be drug peddler!!!
2. You damn well know I would.
3. I'm humbled by the sentiment but you should save it for hookers and blow. Just saying.

08-01-2018 , 03:43 PM

#43

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 739

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Gypsy,

favorite sorting algorithm?

A2 + b2 = c2

08-01-2018 , 04:03 PM

#44

WateryBoil

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 5,735

whats up sluts

08-01-2018 , 04:30 PM

#45

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

08-01-2018 , 06:05 PM

#46

Sheep86

***I'm too young to... Also daily list of things that are Morphs fault. August LC/NC NSFW***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

The Gypsie made grammar mistakes that he normally doesn't make. Mr. Gypsie's account has been hacked. Mean things about piggies have been posted. Sheep is sad.

08-01-2018 , 07:57 PM

#47

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 739

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

The Gypsie made grammar mistakes that he normally doesn't make. Mr. Gypsie's account has been hacked. Mean things about piggies have been posted. Sheep is sad.

I must apologize for this egregious error on my part. I have been at the hospital all day and have been typing all this from cell phone. Please forgive me Mr Sheep.

08-01-2018 , 09:07 PM

#48

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gypsie

I must apologize for this egregious error on my part. I have been at the hospital all day and have been typing all this from cell phone. Please forgive me Mr Sheep.

Sheep forgives Mr. Gypsie and hopes that the surgery on Mrs. Gypsie Mom will go well.