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08-12-2018 , 03:00 AM

#301

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Isn't she like 50 or something?

08-12-2018 , 03:24 AM

#302

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

That's not what happened, punk!

Just for your information, when you ask for a self ban a copy of that PM is posted as a user note for everyone to see.

Soooooo..... I'm taking the "it did happen".

Spoiler:

08-12-2018 , 04:44 AM

#303

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Just for your information, when you ask for a self ban a copy of that PM is posted as a user note for everyone to see.

Soooooo..... I'm taking the "it did happen".

Spoiler:

Once again you have been misinformed, probably because the other mods don't like you.

Sammy said in this thread, that he would self-ban for 60 days if Denmark lost to Frank, and that's what he did.

That Larry punk then banned Sammy to February 9, which is more than 7 months and not 6 like you said. Sammy also didn't say that he wouldn't come back early like you said he did.

Sammy then borrowed an account from a friend and told Larry that he was a punk.

Punk Larry then un-banned Sammy right away when he discovered his mistake.

08-12-2018 , 04:54 AM

#304

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Okay Sammy you win.

Glad you are back.

Tell me what you accomplished in your 60 days away.

08-12-2018 , 05:07 AM

#305

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Okay Sammy you win.

Glad you are back.

Tell me what you accomplished in your 60 days away.

Beer, pork, sex, saving the world, a few horrible trips to Germany, building stuff in neighbours garden, beer.

08-12-2018 , 05:18 AM

#306

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

what did you build? Photos needed.

08-12-2018 , 05:20 AM

#307

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

what did you build? Photos needed.

A giant trap for catching Germans.

08-12-2018 , 05:20 AM

#308

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

also photos of sex ldo.

08-12-2018 , 05:22 AM

#309

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

A giant trap for catching Germans.

was this the bait?

Spoiler:

08-12-2018 , 05:31 AM

#310

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

No we just put sand and warm beers in the trap, then they all come running because they think it's a beach. We then dance around them in a circle poking them with sticks, while we make them watch the 1992 Euro Cup final over and over. Germans hate when you do that.

08-12-2018 , 05:43 AM

#311

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

You weren't even born in 1992 punk. Oh wait yes you were

08-12-2018 , 05:51 AM

#312

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Sammy was born in this millenium

08-12-2018 , 05:53 AM

#313

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

A cat decided to die under my car last night (no I didn't run it over!). Had to be a cat carcass remover.

It had two kittens

08-12-2018 , 05:56 AM

#314

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

rip

08-12-2018 , 06:06 AM

#315

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

RIP RANDOM CAT

08-12-2018 , 06:10 AM

#316

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Beer, pork, sex, saving the world, a few horrible trips to Germany, building stuff in neighbours garden, beer.

Good work Sammy, I actually highly respect this time spent

08-12-2018 , 06:10 AM

#317

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

RIP #StrayCat

08-12-2018 , 07:05 AM

#318

Sheep86

***I'm too young to... Also daily list of things that are Morphs fault. August LC/NC NSFW***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Happy Sheepday!

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Isn't she like 50 or something?

Heike is 18, punk!

Spoiler:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

A cat decided to die under my car last night (no I didn't run it over!). Had to be a cat carcass remover.

It had two kittens

RIP cat

08-12-2018 , 08:23 AM

#319

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Is Sheep watching the European Cycling Championships right now? Sammy's hoping for Magnus Cort Nielsen, but it will probably be Greg Van Avermaet or Sagan that punk.

08-12-2018 , 08:38 AM

#320

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

RIP cat

08-12-2018 , 08:44 AM

#321

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

RIP Cat. RIP Sammy. RIP Heike Drechsler. RIP Cycling. Happy Sheepday. Thanks Morph

08-12-2018 , 09:18 AM

#322

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Is Sheep watching the European Cycling Championships right now? Sammy's hoping for Magnus Cort Nielsen, but it will probably be Greg Van Avermaet or Sagan that punk.

Not Sagan