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08-07-2018 , 01:59 AM

#176

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

I didn't know Franko's blog was still going. I posted in it, didn't get a response for a month, then forgot about it.

Why would you say this

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

FranFran: Update your blog. I've been lastpost on it for weeks now and I'm tired of it. I'm too young to be forever lp.

Why would you say this

08-07-2018 , 02:18 AM

#177

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

...because it's true?

08-07-2018 , 02:19 AM

#178

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Morphillian that was harsh.

08-07-2018 , 03:10 AM

#179

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Why would you say this

Why would you say this

Because I have a bigger wooden rod then you

08-07-2018 , 03:13 AM

#180

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Quote:

Originally Posted by WateryBoil

I turned 29 and have yet to ever have a job or pay any form of yearly taxes(cuz poker/sportsbetting is le no tax in canada), yet im STILL owed over $65k+ from various people since i was like 24. One day i hope they pay.

I have no SIN #, i guess its like a Social Security number in the states? So im like a ghost to the government. Also i carry $0 debt unlike everyone else my age i know. i do almost everything in cash. i feel like my life is opposite land.

Spoiler:

You being owed $65K is your tax. I doubt you ever get that money back

08-07-2018 , 03:28 AM

#181

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

Hai

08-07-2018 , 03:29 AM

#182

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

Family Law would suck Colin. I have a friend who works in it. Horror stories

08-07-2018 , 03:51 AM

#183

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Because I have a bigger wooden rod then you

Your lie is exposed in franfransandstuffs

08-07-2018 , 07:00 AM

#184

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Announcement: I'm too old for everything you are too young for.

08-07-2018 , 09:11 AM

#185

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

herro fiddlesticks

08-07-2018 , 09:11 AM

#186

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

**** your face tuesday

08-07-2018 , 10:20 AM

#187

HandsomeMan

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Announcement: I'm too old for everything you are too young for.

Pullach im Isartal, Landkreis München

08-07-2018 , 10:45 AM

#188

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

the taxman still hasnt paid my refund, I got 1600 on the single mothers nursing education fund waiting to fire away

Quote:

Originally Posted by robert_utk

TBH, looking after the single mothers of America. Tax dollors at work!

Class Act

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

You being owed $65K is your tax. I doubt you ever get that money back

He doesnt pay tax but wants his buddies to pay him what they owe. Criminal.

08-07-2018 , 01:06 PM

#189

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

herro fiddlesticks

I am a hero

08-07-2018 , 01:22 PM

#190

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Announcement: I'm too old for everything you are too young for.

I'm too young to be a mod and not to post obscenities all across the forums

08-07-2018 , 01:48 PM

#191

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,838

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

Pullach im Isartal, Landkreis München

aka Lothar of the Hill People?

Sammy has problems walking with women.

08-07-2018 , 01:58 PM

#192

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

I'm too young to be a mod and not to post obscenities all across the forums

ummmh...

08-07-2018 , 09:32 PM

#193

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gypsie

First off HAI ERRYONE!!

To celebrate my 500th post in 13 years I figured I'd go ahead and limit the AMA to the fine folks in here. Some have stated that an AMA at 500 seems a little early but I figure that it took me 13 years to get here and there may be another 13 to get to 1000 so F it.

Oddly enough I'm starting this whilst sitting in a hospital room with my mother who is in need of surgery. What a way to start August!!

Ask away you degenerates.

Favorite cereal

Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

08-07-2018 , 09:35 PM

#194

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

Class Act

i try

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I am a hero

hows that

08-07-2018 , 09:35 PM

#195

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

hey whiskey, i just poured myself a whiskey

08-07-2018 , 09:48 PM

#196

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

As you can see, this is most DEFINITELY the 70th consecutive Sheepday! A monumental moment deserving of the most recognition. What will we recognize today, you might ask? Well, sit down, child. We have stories to share.

One time Mr. Sheep saved Mr. Sammy single handed, and then the world. Another time Mr. Sheep organized a poker game with only stuffed animals and they became real animals. This other time Mr. Sheep infiltrated all of North Korea and came back to foster peace talks with the western world. If BBV had an official animal it would be the Sheep, closely followed by the turtle, then the burger. We don't eat sheep on Sheepday you ****ing monsters. Have at the guinea pigs though!

70 though