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08-12-2018 , 09:29 AM

#326

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Not Sagan

No he left the race with 83 km left.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

The winner of the tour of Denmark is going to win

But Avermaet or Cort didn't win the tour of Denmark. Mr. Mr.mmmKay is wrong. There will be a lot of crashes at the end because of the wet tiles, so anything can happen.

08-12-2018 , 11:38 AM

#327

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Horus and his friend melone.

Punks

08-12-2018 , 11:54 AM

#328

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,723

They split a castle!

08-12-2018 , 12:48 PM

#329

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,838

Silly Europeans would watch a tricycle race.

"Look!, Sven has pulled out in front on his Merax 26' Cruiser!"

"Well, that's what you expect from the factory trikes."

08-12-2018 , 01:07 PM

#330

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

are those them idiots from northern europe?

08-12-2018 , 03:15 PM

#331

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Driving across the Texasland again.

RIP cat

RIP all the roadkill that litters I-10

08-12-2018 , 06:10 PM

#332

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Sammy hasn’t responded to a troll post I’ve made to him in over 2 months

Good for Sammy, ****ing with his lameness may have ran its course

08-12-2018 , 06:34 PM

#333

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

God bless cruise control. God triple dog bless Twisted Tea

08-12-2018 , 06:41 PM

#334

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

God bless cruise control. God triple dog bless Twisted Tea

Do you do cruise like Homer Simpson and treat it like auto pilot?

08-12-2018 , 06:50 PM

#335

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,838

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Do you do cruise like Homer Simpson and treat it like auto pilot?

Its Texas. All roads strait.

08-12-2018 , 07:06 PM

#336

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by robert_utk

Its Texas. All roads strait.

This. The only time I need to steer is to go around a slower person. Texas is one of the only places in America I’ve seen where they actually are really good at using the left lane just as a passing lane

08-12-2018 , 07:31 PM

#337

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Homer mode confirmed!

Last edited by Natamus; 08-12-2018 at 07:42 PM.

08-12-2018 , 07:39 PM

#338

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

RIP Mr AlwaysFolding

Unconfirmed rumours he met a Russian 9.5/10 model and won't be coming back to 2plus2

08-12-2018 , 07:44 PM

#339

Sheep86

***I'm too young to... Also daily list of things that are Morphs fault. August LC/NC NSFW***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Sheep hopes you're having a wonderful Sheepday, dear Mr. Folding. Sheep knows you are out there somewhere. Lists will be poasted again someday.

08-12-2018 , 07:59 PM

#340

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

We have a Sheep on Sheepday and that’s what matters

Also still several hours for him to appear

08-12-2018 , 08:13 PM

#341

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

We have a Sheep on Sheepday and that’s what matters

Also still several hours for him to appear

This might be a good time for a little confession:

Spoiler:

08-12-2018 , 08:58 PM

#342

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Leah Remini could touch it

08-12-2018 , 09:46 PM

#343

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Leah Remini could touch it

If she’ll shut up about Scientology ruining her life for 15 damn seconds

08-12-2018 , 10:08 PM

#344

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

If she’ll shut up about Scientology ruining her life for 15 damn seconds

I have absolutely 0 knowledge of her outside of that show haha. Sounds cringey though

08-12-2018 , 11:51 PM

#345

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

RIP Mr AlwaysFolding

Unconfirmed rumours he met a Russian 9.5/10 model and won't be coming back to 2plus2

Well, well, well...She absconded with my only wealth...a 24 karat gold Sammy medal. I would never abandon my home.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Sheep hopes you're having a wonderful Sheepday, dear Mr. Folding. Sheep knows you are out there somewhere. Lists will be poasted again someday.

I did indeed have a wonderful Sheepday, Mr. Sheep! And it's not over! It is indeed the 71st consecutive Sheepday!

Last Sheepday we honored Mr. Sheep for his excellence. This Sheepday we shall do the same. Thank you for your support during this time of limited lists and 9.5/10 Russian models. You are a true saint.

On this, the 71st Sheepday, I post from a ewe's bed who is currently playing Candy Crush post oral poison extraction. I am truly blessed. FU monday.

08-12-2018 , 11:54 PM

#346

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

1. **** you almost monday
2. Back to school in exactly 15 days, but from Monday it will be 14 days
3. So a fortnight before we are skull****ed by pharmacology again
4. Oh **** I have pharmacology again
5. SUDDEN REALIZATION IS SUDDEN
6. Or realisation if you're british
7. I love you BBV
8. Hi GYPSIE
9. Sheepday is glorious
10. Thanks morph
11. Sammy is back from the dead but more like the cat that fid found under his car

12. ripkitty
13. I love you and I never met you
14. The world is cruel

08-13-2018 , 01:56 AM

#347

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Good. Good for AlwaysFolding

08-13-2018 , 03:44 AM

#348

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Combining Listing with Sexing, its a winning combination Mr Folding!

08-13-2018 , 03:50 AM

#349

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Post Count by all Regs in the LC thread is the lowest its been at this stage of a month since 2012. Almost halfway through no one even has 50. Sammy was making 350 posts a month back in the day.