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12-13-2017 , 12:27 PM

#726

Sheep86

*** HO HO HO Merry Xmas and don't forget the Sperm Sauce December LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,964

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Are you watching your team at the handball WC Sheep?

Watch handball? Don't be silly, Mr. Sammy.

Has The Sammy heard about the accusations against Froomey? Sheep is not pleased, this could be a big blow to the sport.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Ten posts to 8888

Will I get banned before then?

Probably not if I stay in BBV.

Probably if I venture to OOT in my current state of mind. Larry Legend after all.

Stay with us, Folding!

12-13-2017 , 12:31 PM

#727

Sheep86

*** HO HO HO Merry Xmas and don't forget the Sperm Sauce December LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,964

August 1st, 2014

Craggoo starts the LC/NC thread for August 2014 and gets punished for it by the mods, as one can tell by the sig in the OP.

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54/poker-beats-brags-variance/craggoo-still-cant-do-right-august-until-infinity-lc-nc-nsfw-1463791/

Spoiler:

12-13-2017 , 12:34 PM

#728

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Craggoo was allowed to open LC/NC threads

The old wild west in BBV

12-13-2017 , 12:35 PM

#729

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,591

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Today marks the beginning of a full month before I start the second semester of hell. The first four semesters of this program are the worst, then the fifth and sixth are the downhill slope academically.

The last full year (jk 48 weeks) is unpaid internship in six week blocks. Then licensing. Then I fill Mr. tbh's prescription for 200 Xanax per day.

It would be nice to hear you report a 3.5 GPA for this semester, higher if they're giving out the 4.2 snowflake special for an A+.

And my mescaline order went in before tbh's request IIRC.

12-13-2017 , 12:39 PM

#730

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

**** you wednesday

12-13-2017 , 12:48 PM

#731

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Watch handball? Don't be silly, Mr. Sammy.

Has The Sammy heard about the accusations against Froomey? Sheep is not pleased, this could be a big blow to the sport.

Calm down, nothing will happen. It's not even an illegal drug he used. The case is not treated as an actual doping-find but as what is called Adverse Analytical Finding. The drug is used by asthmatics in an inhalator, and riders can use as much as they want, they just have to get permission if they use more than a certain amount. The drug itself is not performance enhancing, it just helps asthmatics to breathe easier.

12-13-2017 , 01:00 PM

#732

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Then why is it banned? Aren't the drivers all "asthmatics" cough cough

12-13-2017 , 01:05 PM

#733

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Then why is it banned? Aren't the drivers all "asthmatics" cough cough

It's not banned. You can use it freely up to a certain amount, if you want to use more, you have to get permission so they can put a note in your files. If you use more than a certain amount the drug will show up in doping-tests and can interfere with the test result of other illegal drugs. If they know you have taken the drug in advance, they will do their tests in a different way, that's why you have to get the permission.

12-13-2017 , 01:11 PM

#734

Sheep86

*** HO HO HO Merry Xmas and don't forget the Sperm Sauce December LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,964

The Sammy is a smart man. Sheep feels reassured now.

12-13-2017 , 01:18 PM

#735

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

The Sammy is a smart man.

The Sheep speaks the truth

12-13-2017 , 01:19 PM

#736

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

12-13-2017 , 01:20 PM

#737

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

It's not banned. You can use it freely up to a certain amount, if you want to use more, you have to get permission so they can put a note in your files. If you use more than a certain amount the drug will show up in doping-tests and can interfere with the test result of other illegal drugs. If they know you have taken the drug in advance, they will do their tests in a different way, that's why you have to get the permission.

So, in other terms, they all do it to hide all the other stuff that they are having?

12-13-2017 , 01:25 PM

#738

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

So, in other terms, they all do it to hide all the other stuff that they are having?

No, they have other masking drugs for that. If you get caught using one of those it's an instant 2-4 year ban.

12-13-2017 , 01:40 PM

#739

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

I have a friend, well, it's more like a friend of a friend, but I met him sometimes. Hew works for a doping control lab, let's just say somewhere in Europe. He says you can't really prove them anything, but when you put a sample of any other person, even pro footballer (soccer), maybe not from Russia, into the GC-MS^2, normally you find around 1k peaks indicating certain bodily substances. But when you analyze pro cyclists the results are all over the place and you find like 10k. But it's all late stage metabolites, can't prove anymore that they are from certain substances.

12-13-2017 , 02:27 PM

#740

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

12-13-2017 , 02:51 PM

#741

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Everyone has more gimmicks than thou

12-13-2017 , 02:57 PM

#742

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

True enough. I don't have that kind of energy.

12-13-2017 , 03:03 PM

#743

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Found the guy they send Sammy to in Germany

Germaniacs only. GN

12-13-2017 , 03:03 PM

#744

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,591

I have one gimmick for breaking tie votes and for when I want to be particularly nasty. It averages .001 ppd over 4 years.

12-13-2017 , 03:06 PM

#745

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Lord Benevolence Folding, I am sorry that you have been under the weather these last couple of days. Congrats on getting through the first semester of Pharmacy! All the hard work has paid off!

12-13-2017 , 03:08 PM

#746

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Also GPAs and comparing grades is a joke as each school and each disclipine marks differently. Where I went in the 2nd year Law courses a B+ was a very good mark. They failed 25% each year in criminal law (This is people that got an average of a B+ in first year to get into law) and generally marked papers harder then the other law schools.

12-13-2017 , 03:18 PM

#747

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Ex_ Matt is back

12-13-2017 , 03:36 PM

#748

Gypsie

HAI!

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 739

HAI BBV

HAI AF (soon-to-be drug pusher!)

HAI ERRYONE ELSE

the South and cold weather don't mix. **** the cold and **** this Wednesday.

12-13-2017 , 04:08 PM

#749

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Calm down, nothing will happen. It's not even an illegal drug he used. The case is not treated as an actual doping-find but as what is called Adverse Analytical Finding. The drug is used by asthmatics in an inhalator, and riders can use as much as they want, they just have to get permission if they use more than a certain amount. The drug itself is not performance enhancing, it just helps asthmatics to breathe easier.

Petacchi and Ulissi have gotten banned for taken too much salbutamol

12-13-2017 , 04:39 PM

#750

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Calm down, nothing will happen. It's not even an illegal drug he used. The case is not treated as an actual doping-find but as what is called Adverse Analytical Finding. The drug is used by asthmatics in an inhalator, and riders can use as much as they want, they just have to get permission if they use more than a certain amount. The drug itself is not performance enhancing, it just helps asthmatics to breathe easier.

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