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12-01-2017 , 12:49 PM

#26

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Does Sammy cry if Australia make it through instead of Denmark?

Yes

12-01-2017 , 12:51 PM

#27

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

fist

also Mr. Sheep is doing a great thing this month, I am excite.

12-01-2017 , 12:52 PM

#28

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,072

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Yes

Now you have me interested in football

12-01-2017 , 12:52 PM

#29

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I also need to acquire another Christmas slowpoke avatar

12-01-2017 , 12:55 PM

#30

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

0. Lovely gif-t from both his benevolence and Mr. Sheep!
1. It is Flyday albeit a very busy Flyday however no Gypsie murder shall occur this day
2. Mr. tbh how many cheeseburgers did you eat this month?
3. Mr. WN did you died?
4. This is a wonderful time to be alive
5. Sheep is sheeping
6. Fid is Fidding
7. Mr. FWWM is Cambodiaing; TR and details of what you expect to achieve before leaving plz
8. Today we Perrier
9. We also coffee
10. We also ordered a poison removal device because our wrists are too old for the fapping constantly
11. We also have a poison removal team remember
12. It's a good life
13. Pharmacy

12-01-2017 , 12:59 PM

#31

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

i had a cheeseburger from el gauscho last night for dinner.
.
Then i came home and there were 3 really drunk WH! type womenz in the lobby. I spent about 10 minutes trying to get into their apartment then this one behemoth said i was a bad person because i was white and ya know white privilege and all. I just left her drunk ass at that point.

My room mate tried for another 10 and got into her ****ty ass studio (lol the dumb people get the ****ty apartments) and then he came to the same conclusion i had.

12-01-2017 , 01:03 PM

#32

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

oh jayzuz.

That sounds painful. Whale Helper! type womenz are the worst.

12-01-2017 , 01:14 PM

#33

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,072

Also "The saga" sounds great.

12-01-2017 , 01:51 PM

#34

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

also,l i am hangingovering like a mf

12-01-2017 , 01:52 PM

#35

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

played some plo yesterday and lost a dime to some droolers, the betting laws in this state are,, odd

12-01-2017 , 02:27 PM

#36

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Wait, you mean you played the $100 Spread limit O?

12-01-2017 , 02:28 PM

#37

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

SAGA

12-01-2017 , 02:34 PM

#38

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

essentially its 5-500 spread limit.

In washington on tribal casinos you are not allowed to wager more than 500 in a single bet (not sure if this includes table games) so if there is 3k in the pot you can only bet 500 and i can only raise another 500 to 1000. ****ing weird.

you basically dont get to play turns and rivers, which are the most profitable streets, these ****ers

12-01-2017 , 02:35 PM

#39

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

i heard that in non tribal casinos it was capped at 300, but i have no clue if that is acurate, i have only been to the tulalip casino (which is a native casino)

12-01-2017 , 02:36 PM

#40

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

wait wait, itt did af buy a fleshlight?

12-01-2017 , 02:36 PM

#41

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

also - wtf is this saga you are speaking of?

12-01-2017 , 02:37 PM

#42

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

also - lindsay shepherd is live on rubin report.

what the holy hell is going on in canadia? ****ing prisoners are running the jail up there

12-01-2017 , 03:11 PM

#43

Sheep86

*** HO HO HO Merry Xmas and don't forget the Sperm Sauce December LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

December 15th, 2011

gtpitch creates a quick beat/chat thread that can be seen as a forerunner for the LC/NC threads in BBV as we know them today. It would stay open for a couple of months.

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/5...-nsfw-1139704/

Spoiler:

12-01-2017 , 03:16 PM

#44

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

lol, i love Cambodia, like the lats times, I already overachieved my goals there first night. Just had my first threesome there. Mind you some of these hookers are more inexperienced than regular gitls in the west. Pretty hot thoguh. Also poayed sdome okers, lost **** 3.50. Just had some happy pizza. >prepraring for AsaaaaaAa

12-01-2017 , 03:18 PM

#45

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Also obv all of our oppsotion is way better than Denamrk, we will previal though

12-01-2017 , 03:36 PM

#46

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Nice sheep I remember that. I'm looking forward to the super obvious ones that will no doubt come up this month! Fond memories!

12-01-2017 , 03:45 PM

#47

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Enjoy happy pizza

a
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

12-01-2017 , 04:19 PM

#48

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Bad news. Forgot the sperm sauce. Being friday, which is already awesome, my day has improved after hearing about jimmy kimmels twitter exchange with roy moore. It's a funny read and covered in his monologue. Flynn also pleading guilty. I haven't been politarding for a month.

12-01-2017 , 04:42 PM

#49

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Just saw Sheeps gif. I'm in love.

12-01-2017 , 05:35 PM

#50

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,723

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

lol, i love Cambodia, like the lats times, I already overachieved my goals there first night. Just had my first threesome there. Mind you some of these hookers are more inexperienced than regular gitls in the west. Pretty hot thoguh. Also poayed sdome okers, lost **** 3.50. Just had some happy pizza. >prepraring for AsaaaaaAa

Has it occurred to you that they are so inexperienced because their "parts" are kinda, um, "new"? How drunk were you exactly?

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