I think I need to make a list.

Have your lawyer send me a pm. No checks, btw.

I forgot the special internet offer: For an extra shipping fee of $5.00 you get two wheelchairs, two walkers, an oxygen machine, a hearing aide and a humidifier.

That reminds me of the year I spent caring for my grandparents in 2009.

When grandma ate her third hearing aide...

you seen old AF

old AF speaking

Can't think of a snappy comeback at the moment but thabighurt35 is gonna get a real zinger one of these days.

**** you tuesday

I am looking forward to the cold air in my face on the walk to the train, i shall see if thats how i feel when i am outside

Howard, i look forward to it

I blame Morph

How did I miss out on learning Howard Beale’s pubes are purple?!?

Morph, this is unacceptable.

I think Mr. Howard Beale and Mr. tbh are going to be fond of one another.

Happy New Year, brother! Enjoying the holidays, I see.

List format reset, sorry gents.

1. **** you Tuesday although it is Titty Tuesday with Mr. Sheep's excellent Titty Gif-ts
2. But it's okay if he doesn't get to it
3. Hard saving the world from Sammy
4. Bless you Mr. Sheep
5. I ate 7 scrambled eggies last night and my tum-tum is NOT happy today
6. Farted in the shower
7. Almost passed out
8. Almost 30 and I still can't make smart dietary choices
9. Dad said I can have ice cream
10. Thanks Morph
11. God damnit I think I actually just sharted
12. It was the Cambodian BBQ for sure
13. Lab today
14. Focus is educating on Nitroglycerin
15. Pay attention now Howard!
16. If you experience chest pain administer one sublingual nitroglycerin
17. DO NOT CHEW THIS LITTLE ****ER
18. If 3-5 minutes later you are still experiencing pain or it is worsening TAKE ANOTHER that you do not chew because it's a sublingual ****ing tablet
19. Call 911
20. Stop taking dick pills when taking nitroglycerin for chest pain
21. You will probably die otherwise
22. I mean **** we're all gonna die
23. Take the tablets sitting up
24. Might give you a headache, rash, flushing, nausea
25. Limit your alcohol consumption too
26. Basically don't have any fun
27. Blackjack is directly contraindicated with Sublingual Nitroglycerin
28. ha ha ha this is my "Sammy is just kidding" laugh ha ha ha

A nice video of Franko trying to clean the walkway of the new restaurant.

Looks like family movies. Is this a young AF?

Yep, thx suited, happy lunar new year everyone. May the pig be with you, if not blame it on Morph

Morph probably ate it.

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Sign should read...

"Please stick your feet in this cesspool of dead skin cells and bacteria. There's only a small chance that you will get an infection and lose your foot."

You KNOW they eat the fish too, right?

Waitangi Day is the national day of New Zealand, and commemorates the signing, on 6 February 1840, of the Treaty of Waitangi. Ceremonies take place at Waitangi, Northland to commemorate the signing of the treaty, which is regarded as New Zealand's founding document. Wikipedia

Confirmed AlwaysFolding

Lamb must have been out of stock.

Beat: I’m not a gimmick, and I’m low content in real life too.

Lol I missed that. I was thinking wtf he should thank me for that.