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02-09-2019 , 07:18 AM
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Originally Posted by FWWM
AaaaaAAAaaaaa.Thanks ppeps. Signing off. Csambodia 6:3=AM. There are certain things I like about Cambidia girlfirend or not. Im drunk and stoned and I almost took a bargirl home, only reason Id idnt is bcos she was more drunk than me. I met her in the girly bar and then in the night club but then I just dropped her off home bcos I saw the desaster coming. Whatever. Today I saw a job advert lets just say somwehere in middle Europe, higher position than I am, very well fitting my CB obv but once youve been to Asia for a while you just dont wanna go, not sure if anyone can understand that. GN
Middle Europe = Central Europe = possibly Poland

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Unfortunately No. Old guy is still not fit to play table tennis (another win for Sammy).

My hot wife just got confirmed by doctor Henrik, that she has a little Sammy in her stomach... I can't explain in words how happy I am right now. I love all of you guys, even Natamus and Morph. I cried when she told me. Life is great. flowers
Congratulations, Mr. Sammy! The mini-Sammy will be handsome and successful without a doubt.

Quote:
Originally Posted by H0RUS
Congratulations Sammy, god has blessed you.
Thanks for your prayers, Mr. H0rus.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Congrats Sammy. Please don't do a waffle and disappear off the face of the earth after you have a kid. I fear the self-banning may be strong.
+1
02-09-2019 , 07:31 AM
1. Happy Meerkaturday!
2.
3. Sheep is a bit sick, he prolly caught it from his own manager at work.
4. Thanks Obama and Morph.
5. Sheep had a dream last night where his parents were sitting at the dining table in the house where Sheep grew up, and Sheep's dad mentioned The Sammy.
6. And now Sammy's hot wife is pregnant!
7. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
8. The Sammy even wrote about himself in first person.
9. In b4 Henrik from Denmark gimmick.
10. Sheep will drink all of the tea.
02-09-2019 , 08:28 AM
Congrats Sammy OMG WHAT COLOR FOR THE BABY SHOWER?

in b4 Fran posts that Sammy can now start drinking for real
02-09-2019 , 09:05 AM
Sammy you cried bcs you are a weakling.

Congrats!

Also, Frank drank for 6 days straight when my first son was born. I pissed all around the town.

We pretty much destroyed few bars.

7th day was not fun at all, doctor told me that he cant accept 200€ to say to my wife to stay another 5 days in the hospital.

I still remember his words; but franko we cant say it’s jaundice again.


Also, what morphilian said
02-09-2019 , 10:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets
Unfortunately No. Old guy is still not fit to play table tennis (another win for Sammy).

My hot wife just got confirmed by doctor Henrik, that she has a little Sammy in her stomach... I can't explain in words how happy I am right now. I love all of you guys, even Natamus and Morph. I cried when she told me. Life is great. flowers


Congratulations Sammy!
02-09-2019 , 11:18 AM
02-09-2019 , 11:21 AM
I think Rajko is Croatian
02-09-2019 , 11:31 AM
No Slovakia
02-09-2019 , 12:02 PM
Rajko is serbian living in skovakia.

Sammy is denmarkian living in denmark which is even worse
02-09-2019 , 12:46 PM
I want to see a DNA test confirming it's Sammy's kid before I congratulate him.
02-09-2019 , 12:56 PM
Shut your little mouse, noone puts his mouse into sammiesgf but sammy.

You little punk
02-09-2019 , 12:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Howard Beale
I want to see a DNA test confirming it's Sammy's kid before I congratulate him.
Yes, could very well be Morph's kid

Last edited by Mr.mmmKay; 02-09-2019 at 01:13 PM.
02-09-2019 , 01:11 PM
I'm pretty sure Morph is too old to still get it up.
02-09-2019 , 01:12 PM
Women under 25 is all it takes
02-09-2019 , 01:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Howard Beale
I want to see a DNA test confirming it's Sammy's kid before I congratulate him.
For his sake it better be, I tossed my receipts away so i cannot return my "worlds greatest grandpa" mug and t shirt.
02-09-2019 , 02:00 PM
congratulations samuel, i wish your child a happy, healthy and prosperous life.
02-09-2019 , 04:31 PM
Sheep Day Sheep Day Sheep Day

02-09-2019 , 04:34 PM
singasong using other threads in BBV to write his sportsbetting nonsense
02-09-2019 , 08:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheep86
1. Happy Meerkaturday!
2.
3. Sheep is a bit sick, he prolly caught it from his own manager at work.
4. Thanks Obama and Morph.
5. Sheep had a dream last night where his parents were sitting at the dining table in the house where Sheep grew up, and Sheep's dad mentioned The Sammy.
6. And now Sammy's hot wife is pregnant!
7. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
8. The Sammy even wrote about himself in first person.
9. In b4 Henrik from Denmark gimmick.
10. Sheep will drink all of the tea.
Congratulations on the Meerkaturday list! It's beautiful!

CONGRATULATIONS to Mr. Sammy, a great Dane indeed. May you have many sons.
02-09-2019 , 10:09 PM
Hai
02-10-2019 , 12:58 AM
hai!
02-10-2019 , 03:37 AM
hai
02-10-2019 , 03:49 AM
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02-10-2019 , 05:43 AM
Hai
02-10-2019 , 05:44 AM


Denmarkians saved the world

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