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07-15-2014 , 06:52 PM

#776

+rep_lol

banned

Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 14,374

Sigh that level had so much potential and the idiot just completely punted. Ban that IP

Sent from my LG-P659 using 2+2 Forums

07-15-2014 , 07:17 PM

#777

POCKET ROCKETS OOO

banned

Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 1,422

D-... And that's just because I'm going to use "Warmdick" as an insult now.

+1 for ban

07-15-2014 , 07:38 PM

#778

vookenmeister

old hand

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 1,736

I admit I chuckled some due to the irony.

Needed some videos for backup though.

07-15-2014 , 09:34 PM

#779

[ ] NameDelivers

journeyman

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 268

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarmDeck

I do not approve. Can we please ban this impostor/traitor immediately? Also need a trace on the IP address.

Butt hurt much? It was so weak why even worry about it?

The threads dead, can't blame people for tryin to have a bit fun now and pick it back up a bit. Though mabey next time some with mad writing skillz give it ago.

07-15-2014 , 09:59 PM

#780

WarmDeck

banned

Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 623

Quote:

Originally Posted by [ ] NameDelivers

Butt hurt much? It was so weak why even worry about it?

The threads dead, can't blame people for tryin to have a bit fun now and pick it back up a bit. Though mabey next time some with mad writing skillz give it ago.

You can't be serious.

Also this thread is not dead. I have a minimum 90 day longevity.

As far as your threads go http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/se...rchid=41764664
You leave much room for improvement. Your averaging 255 views and 3.5 replies.

07-15-2014 , 10:11 PM

#781

WarmDeck

banned

Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 623

Thread savers: CASH, POKER JAY, TOM DWAN, GIRL

Spoiler:

07-15-2014 , 11:22 PM

#782

SilJames

stranger

Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 13

Love the thread WarmDeck, I will be messaging you.

07-16-2014 , 12:08 AM

#783

wombat4hire

in touch with humanity

Join Date: Oct 2008 Posts: 6,937

Warmdeck this is the first thread I check when I log into 2+2.

Thanks.

To whomever made the gimmick (and I can't believe it took this long):
Your heart was in the right place but maybe comedic writing isn't your thing.

07-16-2014 , 02:25 AM

#784

WarmDeckGirlfriend

stranger

Join Date: Jul 2014 Posts: 2

Sorry WarmDeck
I'll edit edit the post, was only trying to have some fun, obviously not that funny ! Great thread anyway keep it up

07-16-2014 , 07:51 AM

#785

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarmDeckGirlfriend

Sorry WarmDeck
I'll edit edit the post...

How can you do that now — unless you're moderator!

07-16-2014 , 10:07 AM

#786

WarmDeck

banned

Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 623

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarmDeckGirlfriend

Sorry WarmDeck
I'll edit edit the post, was only trying to have some fun, obviously not that funny ! Great thread anyway keep it up

I understand you were trying to have fun Mat. I had anticipated this happening, and as Wombat had said, I can't believe it took this long. While you had a decent simple game-plan, that carried some humor. You missed out on a ton of value.

At the end where you mentioned KS, that was sharp, but this is where you failed. You ended it right there. If anyone has followed this thread, they know its about credibility. You needed to provide verification. Whether a photo, news link, or the raw footage. At the bare minimum you should have photo-shopped SPS and PJ onto the face of 2 guys running a train on a girl in a hotel room. This would have made it a total success. Oh well, better luck next time Mat.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

How can you do that now — unless you're moderator!

Sklansky??

07-16-2014 , 02:58 PM

#787

Dr. Spaceman

worth 1000 words

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 7,978

Love this thread.

07-16-2014 , 06:06 PM

#788

SixFive

newbie

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 23

Thanks for the stories! While you might not be the most polished writer, who cares! Your stories are very entertaining, and your detail is great. Best wishes in your further endeavors, and you must have at least 6 guardian angels watching over you, haha!!

07-16-2014 , 06:57 PM

#789

t0pb1ll1n

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 607

What a sicko. Big <3 for this thread

Oh and no offence to your girlfriend but http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF8aaTu2kg0&feature=kp

07-17-2014 , 12:37 AM

#790

gauchopnk

newbie

Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 18

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarmDeck

Family Toys
This is not enough for these two twisted broads. They really up the stakes and get his mothers dildo. The monster one with the grip. They then try to penetrate him and giggle like little school girls. They wake Wins up to show him and he thinks it's funny too. Story has it that with all the shaving ream lube that they definitely broke the plane a few times. He would fart and it would slide back out. You may think how could someone sleep through this, but alcohol poisoning is a very strong thing.

lol comedy

07-17-2014 , 08:26 AM

#791

gauchopnk

newbie

Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 18

Showing some love! Just spent about 3 hours from 2-5AM compulsively reading this thread. Your stories are written well and comedically timed. I literally LOL'd on each story.

When you guys go to Vegas, give us 2+2ers the deets! Hailing from a similar environment of debauchery (Isla Vista, CA) I'm sure there's more than one person/fan in this thread who would wanna buy you a drink, trojas, (I'll bring a bowl!), converse, and be personally involved possibly in degen activity and revelry if we're all intoxicated enough...

Good luck on the book!

07-17-2014 , 10:00 AM

#792

WarmDeck

banned

Join Date: May 2014 Posts: 623

Quote:

Originally Posted by gauchopnk

Showing some love! Just spent about 3 hours from 2-5AM compulsively reading this thread. Your stories are written well and comedically timed. I literally LOL'd on each story.

When you guys go to Vegas, give us 2+2ers the deets! Hailing from a similar environment of debauchery (Isla Vista, CA) I'm sure there's more than one person/fan in this thread who would wanna buy you a drink, trojas, (I'll bring a bowl!), converse, and be personally involved possibly in degen activity and revelry if we're all intoxicated enough...

Good luck on the book!

Flights have been booked. Touching down @ LAS about 4PM on 9/3. Then departing about 2PM on 9/9.

A fellow 2+2er has already confirmed a flight out to meet us for the first few days of the trip. So ya, I am more than happy to meet up with anyone.

Isla Vista, CA sounds like a good time BTW, but glad you enjoyed, thanks for posting.

07-17-2014 , 01:08 PM

#793

Saklad

Best handicapper in OOT

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 4,633

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarmDeck

From the tone of your text, I would assume you don't approve of my actions. Although I could be wrong... 10 years from now? That is a long time. My best guess would be dead. I have my over/under on life expectancy set @ 35, pretty grim stuff but I hope I'm just a terrible line setter. Second guess would be jail. If not that, only other option would be reaching my long term plan of gambling with a 7 figure bankroll. Fingers crossed for door #3.

Nah. I wasn't passing judgement. I was simply curious how someone in your position, living your lifestyle into their thirties, views the future.

Thanks for the honest reply.

Good luck in Vegas.

07-17-2014 , 03:22 PM

#794

gauchopnk

newbie

Join Date: Feb 2014 Posts: 18

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarmDeck

Isla Vista, CA sounds like a good time BTW, but glad you enjoyed, thanks for posting.

Ohhhh it was, brotha. I have some stories I could tell lol...but they're not really poker-related. Probably OOT.

Alright, def down to meet up later since I only live about 3.5 hours from the Sin City.