So after spending the last 2 weeks reading this thread I decided to my story on my first trip down to AC. There have been countless trips since, but this once seems to stick in my memory more than others.

Now to give a little background to my trip. My mom is a big time slot degen. Shes the one you see at the penny slots betting 4$ a spin hoping to hit the mega jackpot. She plays for the entire weekend in AC, basically a casinos dream customer. I was turning 21 and let her know I wanted to spend the weekend in AC with some friends and asked if she could get us some free rooms. Needing any excuse she could get to drive the hour and a half to the promised land she jumped on the idea.

Fast forward my birthday is right around Xmas so Im turning 21, living at home, have a decent sales job and going to community college ( parents paid ).

I bring about 500$ cash with my for the entire weekend. My net worth is around 7K. I have only gambled a few times before on a cruise ship but lost horribly. One time racking up a 3000$ bill on my Amex card using the damn sail and sign debit feature on ****ty old slot machines. But that's another story.

So about 10 of us get down there and we are split between 2 suites at Harrahs AC. I felt like a baller as we open the doors to the room there's buckets of beer, bottles, food platters at our disposal from my moms host.

The first night was pretty uneventful as we just hit the clubs at the Borgata, got wasted, and toyed around with some slots. The only event from that night that sticks out is my drunk mess of a friend deciding to pull the fire alarm and getting arrested.

The second day is where it all goes down hill. We wake up hungover and decide to hit Harrahs pool as it is brand new and just opened. 4-5 hours later of heavy drinking one of my friends suggested we go play Blackjack. Having only watched my uncle play a few times I was hesitant. After a few more drinks I reluctantly went with him.

We sit down at the only open table with 2 seats as its 7PM on a Saturday with a 25$ a hand min. I buy in for 100$. We were playing for around an hour and at this point have had another 4 rum and cokes. Drinks come really fast at Harrahs btw. I was up and down but never out from my original buy in of 100$. I count my chips and im at 275$. I guess I was drunker than I thought because I did not realize how much I had. I said yo **** this im up 175$ lets get outa here. Not realizing that he must have re bought 3 or 4 times for 200+ he gives me a blank stare. I decide to stick around and watch him play while sucking down more drinks. At this point im beyond wasted, haven't eating anything in 2 days, and maybe running on 45 mins of sleep in the last 48 hours.

He ends up winning a big double down split and is almost even. I decide 200$ is ok for me and put the 75$ down on one hand. The next few hours almost cost me my life. I get 5/6 with dealer showing a 4. My friend goes you HAVE to double. I listen and get a 7. Nice 18!

Dealer 4/5 > Jack for 19. FML what just happened. Friend "it happens like that sometimes". Next bet 50$. Don't remember the exact hand but I busted.

Enter degen mode. A mode that I know all too well now 6 years later.

ATM for max 500$. I just want to win my 100$ back. I decide roulette is the game. I put 50$ on red and lost. 100$ on red, loose, 250 on 1-18. red 19... I'm livid at this point. I got 1$ chips with my last 100 and within 3 spins its all gone. I had no idea WTF I was doing but I end up going to the bar and taking 2 double shots of Jack. I haven't counted but I assume based on friends stories I'm at about 20-25 drinks for the day. Stumble over to the cashier and do a POS since I've hit my daily limit on my debit card and take out 1k. I don't even realize it cost me almost 100$ in fees to get this money.

I'm stumbling around the casino thinking how I can win my money back and decide im going back to Blackjack. This is where things get kinda fuzzy. According to my buddy who was gambling with my I took the 1000 and spun it up to around 4k. I wouldn't leave to table for some drunk reason. Long story short I lost it all AGAIN. Went to the bar, more shots, blacked out at some point and slammed my head into a wall.

I wake up 2 days later in the atlantic city ICU. MY BAC was .38 and I was beyond dehydrated when the admitted me. They said one or two more drinks and that would have been it. I did recover and most of my friends felt bad except my GF who was with my at the time. She just kept saying how stupid I was for doing what I did.

Summary- Lost 2100 in less than 3 hours first time gambling. Got so drunk I passed out and ended up almost dead in the hospital.

Brag- never did throw up once

Ahhh the wonderful Atlantic City... I do have so many other degen gambling stories but that's for another time.

the last 3 stories have all been good.

thanks for getting this thread back on track!

yesterday i went to the casino, played 2/2 and this happend:

Hero: 44

Board (~€200): 4d 2x 6d Kx

Hero bets 118 (w/ ~240 behind), villain (has hero covered) tanks for 5 minutes and shoves and flips JJ.

Board: *brick*

Wow you won a pot at live poker and got excited and posted it on 2plus2

Wow boom mother****er that so cool can

not degen when win few bucks live and think your the man

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after a couple good stories, reveredangleshot drags the thread back to Moronsville.

Talking about posts that derail the thread, derails the thread even more! Stahhhp

Still mad? Hihi
Menneke toch

Who's levelling who?

GTFO and EAD you cancerous sore.

lmao

charging my ipod as I read this and about to go for a run...

wh1 can we have more aggressive modding of this thread? It's too good to let it get tarded up.

Sure. I take care of the obvious ones on my own, report the ones you all find substandard.

this sounds like some Will Smith Pursuit of Happiness ****

My apologies, did not intend to leave my story unfinished. Bad timing, had to drop it s a little event came up. You may have heard of.

THE MOTHER****ING WSOP!!!!


I got home a couple days ago. Let's just say this little trip was rather successful beyond my wildest dreams.









I will finish soon. I think I need two more parts though. Prob start writing it tomorrow.

you're semi-forgiven

sorry you ranbad in wsop

Nice, looking forward to that gold.

Is that you in the spoiler? if so dude you like you have been tied up and are ready to be abused by some real shady dudes.

Surely there is better ways to pay back your makeup?

Wrote a longer story of my degen trip but for some reason decided not to post it.
But I guess the following short story is the most degen I have ever felt in my life.
Took a degen trip with my friends to Asia and was at Macau.

Decided to play some live poker, but the lowest we could find was 25/50 HKD (bout NL500) and the waiting list was insane long so I decided to play 50/100 (€5/€10).
Highest live game I have played before that was €1/1€ and tbh don't really like live poker.
I was super drunk after drinking gin tonic all night and managed to lose €3k which was the highest ammount of money I have ever losed in one session. So I go back to the hotel and take erotic massage for relaxing after that crap.
During a massage this girl asks me if I would like to get prostage massage as well, I didn't know what it was but said yes.
So she takes out a condom, puts it around her fingers and shove it into my a$$ and starts to jerk me off at the same time.
Still laugh about this concept, making the biggest losing session of my life and on top of that getting a$$fked.

I'm uncomfortable with the idea that some hot girl would shove her fingers in my azz, but I've hear this is ****ing godly.
Your thoughts?
Might have to try it out once. Wonder if they do prostate massages combined with blowjobs as well...

in my experience, asian women are all about this. I have had two different asian girls try this out on me and never had it from any other race.

First time i freaked out and got upset, second time i ran with it while maintaining a certain level of reluctancy to appease my own homophobic thoughts about the entire ordeal.

If you can get over the fact that you are being penetrated and just let it happen it actually feels really good.

degen story... just read this whole tread loading a bowl every time someone mentioned getting high

confirmed good
confirmed Asian specialty
confirmed nohomo

confirmed im gonna do this

Now please get dat magic on paper Mr. Sweat. Been waiting on your next part for ages. Can't even recall what the last parts were about. Something with a girl stuffing an enormous meal in her face and you thinking you kicked the **** out of a guy, while really you were just hanging onto his back like a cape.

Chuckled so bad I thought I was going mad. Def. gonna re-read them before reading your next part.
Hell, I might even order me a prostate massage while reading dat stuff.

confirmed h0mo.

As ghey as it sounds, I actually liked it.
I'm sure you can get it combined with BJ, everything is possible there.