This happened a few months ago, maybe around September, newly employed and earning money, I wanted to get a new laptop, as my crusty old desktop was on it's way out. I found a beauty, and talked the guy down from $1,600 to $1,150. I didn't have all the cash up front, but I knew they did 60 day interest-free payment plans. Sweet, I thought, I'm earning decent money, I'll have that thing paid in 60 days easy.
"Here you go sir, here is your credit card. You have a $4,500 limit on there, minus the $1,150 for your purchase".
Ahhhh ****. A credit card? I am 27 years old, and I never even thought about getting a credit card because I am well aware of my degen instincts and that it would not be the smartest thing to do. Immediately start sweating and ask if there is any other way to do this but there is not. Ok, I'll just have to be EXTRA CAREFUL not to get carried away with this thing and just use it for essential purchases. I take my laptop and go home...
...a few days later I've maxed out the CC in one sick ****ed up session where I made like 35 deposits on 888 Poker. The last hand I played I was sitting on $3,000 at a 10/20 PLO table from a $100 deposit, just need a few hundred dollars more to be even and out of this mess...
I'm dealt J
J
8
8
on the button. Fold to me, I raise, BB goes over the top, I call.
Flop: 3
7
9
BB bets two thirds of pot, I reraise, he calls.
Turn: J
He checks, I bet, he RE-RAISES me all in and I snap call...
He turns over A
A
Q
7
I start laughing, one of his Aces gives me the flush, he has ONE OUT! I''m gonna take in a $6K+ pot!! Unless.... and as soon as I thought that I simply knew what was coming...
River: A
I didn't smash my laptop, my window, anything, I literally just laughed and walked outside naked and down to the beach and it was a windy night and sand was blowing into my eyes and mouth and I couldn't see but I just had to get into the water and scream and punch myself in the head until I'm bleeding and laughing and crying. I haven't played since... but I want to.
Last edited by Never Was Been; 12-03-2012 at 08:52 PM.