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12-03-2012 , 02:50 AM
yeah i just mean in general, like at what point do u think that guy itt (forgot the alias we've been using for him pretty sure dgiharris posts of him) who's pretty much mooching every day either for stakes for buyins, food, transport, etc, does security say enough is enough?
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12-03-2012 , 11:19 AM
From Cleveland Ohio, used to drive to Windsor Canada about 3 hours one way back in the late 90's before poker boom and Casinos everywhere to degen..

Once I got stuck in my car in the parking garage for 6 hours because I had lost every nickel I had and did not bring a credit card. I was too embarrassed to call home for help so I ended up driving to a local Walmart in Canada and returning a shirt I had bought for $15 bucks to have enough money for tolls to get home

True story, glad those days are over with in my life lol
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12-03-2012 , 11:40 AM
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Originally Posted by SamuraiPlaya
From Cleveland Ohio, used to drive to Windsor Canada about 3 hours one way back in the late 90's before poker boom and Casinos everywhere to degen..

Once I got stuck in my car in the parking garage for 6 hours because I had lost every nickel I had and did not bring a credit card. I was too embarrassed to call home for help so I ended up driving to a local Walmart in Canada and returning a shirt I had bought for $15 bucks to have enough money for tolls to get home

True story, glad those days are over with in my life lol
how did u drive to walmart if your car was stuck in the parking garage?
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12-03-2012 , 01:11 PM
^^^ legit question
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12-03-2012 , 01:31 PM
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Originally Posted by ruo42
im surprised why security lets these guys and all the moochers stay around.. at one point do u think they get kicked out then?
When they run out of stuff to sell...
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12-03-2012 , 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by this_passing
how did u drive to walmart if your car was stuck in the parking garage?
I stuck as in sitting there depressed and pondering where I will get Toll money to get home..lol Had plenty of gas etc

I was wearing the shirt I bought at a local Walmart back home with the receipt in my wallet and I took it back and got the cash at a Canadian Walmart... #genius I know
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12-03-2012 , 02:39 PM
I think we should have a whip round and do a BBV-funded roulette night.

All or nothing.

£100k or £0.
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12-03-2012 , 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by SamuraiPlaya
True story, glad those days are over with in my life lol
How did you change your life?
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12-03-2012 , 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Al Mirpuri
How did you change your life?
Recommitted myself to my faith, started playing poker seriously and got coaching and committed to only playing the games I have an edge in.. Trust me it's a "work in progress" and I fight everyday battling myself to not fall back into old tendencies...
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12-03-2012 , 06:21 PM
You do know there is no god right ?? But good luck!
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12-03-2012 , 07:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Jesuschristsuper
You do know there is no god right ?? But good luck!
ugh I knew somebody was going to say that.

before thread gets derailed in a religious debate please understand:

there's nothing to debate about when arguments are based on faith or belief, leave the guy alone
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12-03-2012 , 08:29 PM
Does blowing a 50k buy out money from a job In a few months , count as degen? If so I know a guy....
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12-03-2012 , 08:46 PM
This happened a few months ago, maybe around September, newly employed and earning money, I wanted to get a new laptop, as my crusty old desktop was on it's way out. I found a beauty, and talked the guy down from $1,600 to $1,150. I didn't have all the cash up front, but I knew they did 60 day interest-free payment plans. Sweet, I thought, I'm earning decent money, I'll have that thing paid in 60 days easy.

"Here you go sir, here is your credit card. You have a $4,500 limit on there, minus the $1,150 for your purchase".

Ahhhh ****. A credit card? I am 27 years old, and I never even thought about getting a credit card because I am well aware of my degen instincts and that it would not be the smartest thing to do. Immediately start sweating and ask if there is any other way to do this but there is not. Ok, I'll just have to be EXTRA CAREFUL not to get carried away with this thing and just use it for essential purchases. I take my laptop and go home...

...a few days later I've maxed out the CC in one sick ****ed up session where I made like 35 deposits on 888 Poker. The last hand I played I was sitting on $3,000 at a 10/20 PLO table from a $100 deposit, just need a few hundred dollars more to be even and out of this mess...

I'm dealt JJ88 on the button. Fold to me, I raise, BB goes over the top, I call.

Flop: 379

BB bets two thirds of pot, I reraise, he calls.

Turn: J

He checks, I bet, he RE-RAISES me all in and I snap call...

He turns over AAQ7

I start laughing, one of his Aces gives me the flush, he has ONE OUT! I''m gonna take in a $6K+ pot!! Unless.... and as soon as I thought that I simply knew what was coming...

River: A

I didn't smash my laptop, my window, anything, I literally just laughed and walked outside naked and down to the beach and it was a windy night and sand was blowing into my eyes and mouth and I couldn't see but I just had to get into the water and scream and punch myself in the head until I'm bleeding and laughing and crying. I haven't played since... but I want to.

Last edited by Never Was Been; 12-03-2012 at 08:52 PM.
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12-03-2012 , 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by ruo42
yeah i just mean in general, like at what point do u think that guy itt (forgot the alias we've been using for him pretty sure dgiharris posts of him) who's pretty much mooching every day either for stakes for buyins, food, transport, etc, does security say enough is enough?
IMO, they don't mess with these guys b/c they would rather have them inside the casino begging than outside looking to jump people.
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12-03-2012 , 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Never Was Been
Ahhhh ****. A credit card? I am 27 years old, and I never been able to get a credit card because I am a discharged bankrupt.
Fyp.
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12-03-2012 , 09:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Never Was Been
This happened a few months ago, maybe around September, newly employed and earning money, I wanted to get a new laptop, as my crusty old desktop was on it's way out. I found a beauty, and talked the guy down from $1,600 to $1,150. I didn't have all the cash up front, but I knew they did 60 day interest-free payment plans. Sweet, I thought, I'm earning decent money, I'll have that thing paid in 60 days easy.

"Here you go sir, here is your credit card. You have a $4,500 limit on there, minus the $1,150 for your purchase".

Ahhhh ****. A credit card? I am 27 years old, and I never even thought about getting a credit card because I am well aware of my degen instincts and that it would not be the smartest thing to do. Immediately start sweating and ask if there is any other way to do this but there is not. Ok, I'll just have to be EXTRA CAREFUL not to get carried away with this thing and just use it for essential purchases. I take my laptop and go home...

...a few days later I've maxed out the CC in one sick ****ed up session where I made like 35 deposits on 888 Poker. The last hand I played I was sitting on $3,000 at a 10/20 PLO table from a $100 deposit, just need a few hundred dollars more to be even and out of this mess...

I'm dealt JJ88 on the button. Fold to me, I raise, BB goes over the top, I call.

Flop: 379

BB bets two thirds of pot, I reraise, he calls.

Turn: J

He checks, I bet, he RE-RAISES me all in and I snap call...

He turns over AAQ7

I start laughing, one of his Aces gives me the flush, he has ONE OUT! I''m gonna take in a $6K+ pot!! Unless.... and as soon as I thought that I simply knew what was coming...

River: A

I didn't smash my laptop, my window, anything, I literally just laughed and walked outside naked and down to the beach and it was a windy night and sand was blowing into my eyes and mouth and I couldn't see but I just had to get into the water and scream and punch myself in the head until I'm bleeding and laughing and crying. I haven't played since... but I want to.
Get some more credit cards ASAP before you get blacklisted by all the banks. I'm serious.
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12-03-2012 , 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by bubonicplay
Get some more credit cards ASAP before you get blacklisted by all the banks. I'm serious.
I have some money coming in soon that will allow me to cover that debt entirely
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12-03-2012 , 10:12 PM
^^^
NWB update your thread!!!
Love reading your stuff!
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12-03-2012 , 10:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Never Was Been
I have some money coming in soon that will allow me to cover that debt entirely
Fair enough, BUT screw debt the USA currently has over $16 trillion worth of it.
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12-03-2012 , 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by ra33it
^^^
NWB update your thread!!!
Love reading your stuff!
I will, I gotta go to work now but I will soon brother. I wrote a fair bit last night and managed to delete it accidentally argh...
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12-03-2012 , 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by bubonicplay
Get some more credit cards ASAP before you get blacklisted by all the banks. I'm serious.
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12-04-2012 , 07:34 PM
This is a great thread
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12-05-2012 , 02:23 PM
Bro you need to get a sugar mama... If I ever get rich I'll stake you in tournaments ^^

GL HF with the sequels in the cosmic joke the universe plays on us all =)
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12-05-2012 , 03:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Never Was Been
This happened a few months ago, maybe around September, newly employed and earning money, I wanted to get a new laptop, as my crusty old desktop was on it's way out. I found a beauty, and talked the guy down from $1,600 to $1,150. I didn't have all the cash up front, but I knew they did 60 day interest-free payment plans. Sweet, I thought, I'm earning decent money, I'll have that thing paid in 60 days easy.

"Here you go sir, here is your credit card. You have a $4,500 limit on there, minus the $1,150 for your purchase".

Ahhhh ****. A credit card? I am 27 years old, and I never even thought about getting a credit card because I am well aware of my degen instincts and that it would not be the smartest thing to do. Immediately start sweating and ask if there is any other way to do this but there is not. Ok, I'll just have to be EXTRA CAREFUL not to get carried away with this thing and just use it for essential purchases. I take my laptop and go home...

...a few days later I've maxed out the CC in one sick ****ed up session where I made like 35 deposits on 888 Poker. The last hand I played I was sitting on $3,000 at a 10/20 PLO table from a $100 deposit, just need a few hundred dollars more to be even and out of this mess...

I'm dealt JJ88 on the button. Fold to me, I raise, BB goes over the top, I call.

Flop: 379

BB bets two thirds of pot, I reraise, he calls.

Turn: J

He checks, I bet, he RE-RAISES me all in and I snap call...

He turns over AAQ7

I start laughing, one of his Aces gives me the flush, he has ONE OUT! I''m gonna take in a $6K+ pot!! Unless.... and as soon as I thought that I simply knew what was coming...

River: A

I didn't smash my laptop, my window, anything, I literally just laughed and walked outside naked and down to the beach and it was a windy night and sand was blowing into my eyes and mouth and I couldn't see but I just had to get into the water and scream and punch myself in the head until I'm bleeding and laughing and crying. I haven't played since... but I want to.

Thank you sir can I have another!!! Need more NWB updates........
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12-05-2012 , 05:07 PM
had like 300 euro left and needed like 2k for private reasons the day after. Got some of the best weed 50 euro's. Smoked a bit. Had an awesome lunch for 50 euro's. I realized I had 200 left and literally ran to the casino to not miss a minute of play.

in the I casino played for 6 hours.. broke even. There was a mega fish who kept overbetting pots. A friend of mine said to me he was going to a homegame and the fish was coming and if I wanted too I could come. I went. 8 handed after an hour waiting a seat was open. I went to the table. Sat really calm. Most of them were drunk or stoned or both. The game was 2/2. I was trying to look cool while getting out my 200 euros like it was baller. Everybody was atleast 250bb deep. In about 5 hours I was killing the game. Making all sorts of calls, bluffs. It was one of my best games. A-game. Ran the 200 up to 2.5k. Most players were gone. It was heads-up between me and the fish. Who also had a stack of 2.7k.

This guy was DRUNK and Stoned beyond measure. Cool guy. But no poker player.
My friend waited for me the entire time and waved from the other room ' lets go man' I was like really cool signaling faces 'gonna get him man its all good'

I got dealt ATo next hand. Straddles, I restraddle. He bets 40 I raise to 120 he calls. Flop comes Th7h4c he donks 400. I repop 1000 he goes all in. I have a dead read on him and say to him '89?' instacall. Like 5k pot. He turns over 89o. Running twice doesnt come to mind. The rest is history. I quickly ask for my jacket and leave immediately. Im hysterically laughing and at the same time crying from the inside. Its like 9am smoke my weed and go face my faith. Lmao good times. One of my many degen stories.
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