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Can you bruise someone with an orange? Can you bruise someone with an orange?

08-19-2008 , 03:47 AM
If the orange explodes in the sock on your first swing do you get another orange to swing? If you do buy fairly green oranges mark an x where you want to swing make sure sock is wrapped around your hand and go to town X 10
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08-19-2008 , 03:48 AM
if he is tense he will bruise. if he is relaxed he will not.
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08-19-2008 , 03:55 AM
Step 1: Place orange in freezer.
Step 2: Leave orange in freezer for 8 hours.
Step 3: Place orange in large sock.
Step 4: Let the beating begin.
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08-19-2008 , 03:59 AM
I've seen oranges that were hard as a rock... this should be really easy, but if I were getting pelted I'd ask for odds.

Even still, even with a soft orange in a long enough sock, you should be able to bruise the hell out of someone. It's like jumping into water at a high enough velocity, at some point it's like cement.
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08-19-2008 , 04:16 AM
use a few hits to hit him in the balls just to soften him up.

Last edited by Golden; 08-19-2008 at 04:34 AM. Reason: thought it was only one swing
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08-19-2008 , 04:18 AM
I could definetly bruise someone in 1 hit no problem, easy money tbh!
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08-19-2008 , 04:26 AM
hit him in the temple.
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08-19-2008 , 04:27 AM
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Originally Posted by raptor517
I also think that if he doesn’t, it might be worth 10k just to hit him with oranges, so I am basically freerolling.



You'd have to swing pretty hard, but with 10 tries you can definitely cause a bruise, somewhere like the upper arm or thigh.
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08-19-2008 , 04:34 AM
Def freeze the orange imo.

Edit: Hit him in the nuts. They technically can't break.
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08-19-2008 , 04:42 AM
joe ur a moron.
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08-19-2008 , 04:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Idiotex
Def freeze the orange imo.

Edit: Hit him in the nuts. They technically can't break.

Nope. google "testicular fracture"

Guys break them frequently. Not too happy about it, usually.

MM MD
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08-19-2008 , 04:44 AM
Hit him in the same spot 10 times. This will deffo cause some kind of trauma.
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08-19-2008 , 04:44 AM
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Originally Posted by raptor517
I also feel like I win every single one of them, so I don’t really want to break my streak, though I don’t think I will.
I'm guessing this streak started after the oreo bet?
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08-19-2008 , 04:46 AM
LOL this bet is sick. If you can hit him on the upper arm where findingnemma said then i'd use a few good shots on that spot.

Can you hit him in multiple places for the 10 shots? I don't think the 10th shot is gonna be that important, if he bruises he'll do it by like the 6th shot max. Therefore, take the last shot on his balls if you're harsh enough.
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08-19-2008 , 04:50 AM
full metal jacket

soap in socks left no bruises, same as oranges?
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08-19-2008 , 05:01 AM
this is so easy...you are freerolling and get to hit him 10 times lol
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08-19-2008 , 05:04 AM
have 10 different oranges all lined up ready to go

hit him 9 times with normal oranges

hit him the 10th with a frozen one (I have a feeling if you hit him with the frozen one first, he'll pay $10K and stop the bet...so this way you get 9 free orange SMASHES!)
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08-19-2008 , 05:20 AM
so basically your friend is going to give you 10K to beat the **** out of him with a piece of fruit

nice life!
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08-19-2008 , 05:22 AM
Can you bruise someone with an orange? Yes. I think you can win this bet pretty easily because you get 10 chances to inflict a bruise so you can really plan out the locations where you want to whack him.

I'd suggest two locations that bruise up very easily, one is right above the knee and more over to the side right above the patella, this is a very sensitive spot and the chances of you doing any damage to him is miniscule. I used to break dance back in the day and even slight landings on this spot caused light bruising, some that I didn't even remember until it bruised up.

Another one is on the side of the abdomen right above the hip, this is another spot where you aren't taking a huge risk with potentially injuring him and it's a soft spot on your body that bruises up VERY easily.

All in all, do your research, pick your targets and go at this guy...lol...keep us updated man.
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08-19-2008 , 05:42 AM
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Originally Posted by nutsflopper
I'm guessing this streak started after the oreo bet?
that was for like 300. I said big prop bets. It started with the 50k chess bet.
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08-19-2008 , 05:43 AM
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Originally Posted by HIV
for the love of god just make sure u have video


this



and, try freezing it(as has been said before)

guaranteed 10 welts if frozen

also, Raptor, are you still able to play on PartyPoker from the U.S.?

Last edited by Davino; 08-19-2008 at 06:03 AM.
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08-19-2008 , 05:52 AM
This is ridiculous, of course you're going to bruise him. I wouldn't bet against you at 10:1 on my worst enemy's body.

Unless a) you have the arm strength of a 4 year old girl b) you use rotten oranges, or c) Joe is black.
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08-19-2008 , 05:54 AM
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Originally Posted by jfish
joe ur a moron.
This may be, but this will most definately not deter me from showing up at your house and beating the living piss out of YOU with a sack of oranges you cocky prick! Watch your mouth boy...
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08-19-2008 , 06:08 AM
Raptor, do you think that he will be OK with you hitting him on the side of the neck? Let him protect his throat anyway he prefers, but if he lets you hit him on the side of the neck then this is easy 10K.
Plz ship me 5-10% of your prop-bet winnings on FTP for this excellent coaching advice

GL and make him suffer for disagreeing with you
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08-19-2008 , 06:09 AM
Damn, forgot about the possibility of the orange going limp. Could be a problem here, you might technically only have one shot. Randomly somewhere on the back, perhaps?
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