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Can you bruise someone with an orange? Can you bruise someone with an orange?

08-20-2008 , 12:15 PM
ORANGES ARE MAGICAL AND WILL NOT LEAVE BRUISES
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08-20-2008 , 12:17 PM
morans.
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08-20-2008 , 01:50 PM
Depends on the person a lot. You could definately bruise a skinny fair skinned woman.
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08-20-2008 , 02:01 PM
I didnt read this whole thread but you really dont have to angle to win this.

To truly test the bet the 10 hits would need to be like 3 days apart. When you get all 10 in a row it compounds the injury and makes bruising way easier.

I think you should choose his back, just make the 10 hits in the same spot. Get a hard orange and you should be fine. Probably change the orange after each hit to keep it firm.
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08-20-2008 , 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by DanielDayLewis
You could definately bruise a skinny fair skinned woman.
For all you single guys, this is also a pretty solid pickup line.
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08-20-2008 , 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by kiddcheckers
prop bet over whether I can hurt you w/ an orange?


Also lol at triple digits bench is that in any way an accomplishment? Not even plates imo.

id prob bet you given you're not abnormally large/strong.

triple dig bench is just to make sure raptor is not a complete pussy and is a pretty arbitrary benchmark
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08-20-2008 , 02:19 PM
are you allowed to hit him 10 times in the same spot?
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08-20-2008 , 02:32 PM
It's like Myth buster for degens.
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08-20-2008 , 02:45 PM
angle = freeze the orange obv
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08-20-2008 , 02:52 PM
How can someone honestly believe the orange won't leave a bruise? You could hit him virtually on any part of the body and it will leave a bruise.
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08-20-2008 , 02:56 PM
I'd take this bet but you get 1 hit and it must be on my ass.
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08-20-2008 , 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by jfish
joe ur a moron.
+1 100% I would be able to bruise him pick 1 spot and just pound on him
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08-20-2008 , 07:31 PM
In theory I can't see why you couldn't bruise someone with an orange in a sock/bag woteva. But there are several factors to consider I think.

1. You would def need the 10 swings as some of your blows may be glancing and ineffective.

2. How ripe/hard is the orange? An unripe orange will obviously do a lot more damage than an over ripe one which could simply turn to mash on impact. This was not specified. (I have an orange tree in my back yard )

3. Some people, like myself, bruise more easily than others. How easily does Joe bruise? Pale people seem to bruise more easily or at least the bruise is more visible on them than darker skinned people. How pale is Joe?
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08-20-2008 , 07:56 PM
I wanna hear more about this 50K chess bet
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08-20-2008 , 08:02 PM
didnt read everything but your friend joe must be an idiot.
hes basically giving you a free $10k and letting you beat the **** out of him with an orange on top of that




edit - anybody taking the "no bruise" side of this bet is LOLstupid when it comes physiology/anatomy/blunt force trauma etc.
do you even know what causes a bruise?

Last edited by cs3; 08-20-2008 at 08:07 PM.
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08-20-2008 , 09:10 PM
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Originally Posted by DOG IS HEAD
surely we will avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange
uhhhhhh door hinge?
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08-20-2008 , 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by poker1O1
I wanna hear more about this 50K chess bet
i remember reading about it and think it went as follows:

durrrr thinks he's good at chess. durrrr bets 50 k that he can beat a person raptor chooses. raptor choose to let 2p2er curtains play, who apparently is pretty good at chess. raptor wins bet.
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08-21-2008 , 03:57 AM
Easy bet to win
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08-21-2008 , 05:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Hobb
id prob bet you given you're not abnormally large/strong.

triple dig bench is just to make sure raptor is not a complete pussy and is a pretty arbitrary benchmark
Kind of a hard bet to quantify's the only problem.

Me: ha! that ****ing hurt you !!

you: uh...no, no it didn't.

Poker face for pain definitely possible, even if actual pain is felt.

May need to get a nurse w/ that 1-10 pain chart to judge.

Let's just get some nurses some oranges and some vodka and skip the brutalizing.
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08-21-2008 , 05:15 AM
yup, they did that in jackass. left serious bruises too
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08-21-2008 , 05:25 AM
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Originally Posted by TheJubilantMale
i remember reading about it and think it went as follows:

durrrr thinks he's good at chess. durrrr bets 50 k that he can beat a person raptor chooses. raptor choose to let 2p2er curtains play, who apparently is pretty good at chess. raptor wins bet.
iirc, raptor's guy was without a rook, too.
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08-21-2008 , 05:29 AM
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Originally Posted by findingneema
Freeze the orange

/thread
that was my immediate thought unfrozen... in the eye, nuts
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08-21-2008 , 07:05 AM
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Originally Posted by cs3
do you even know what causes a bruise?
can you please tell us?
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08-21-2008 , 07:13 AM
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Originally Posted by wilneedheart
can you please tell us?
Oranges
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08-25-2008 , 08:53 PM
to test this bet i hit my mate in the back with an orange in a sock when we we deranged and he did the same to me . Only ONE hit , it ****ing hurt . but didn't bruise .

drunken conclusion we arrived at : 10 times( with different oranges ) in a place other than the back = bruise 100%

with the same orange : not so sure .

Further scientific testing will commence during next drinking session.
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