you know, thinking about this, it has to either be a level or Mikey is ******ed.

one or the other

not one of your finer moments joe

I've bruised three times that I can remember. Two of the times was a hockey puck hitting me just above the knee (I was a goalie). The other time was just recently I hit the side of a pointed table as I was walking around it. It hurt bad and I had a bruise a day later. I must not bruise easily, but if you lose this bet, it will be because of the 12 hours. Some people, and probably this guy, won't bruise for 24-48 hours after.

plus 1 to joe being a moron

some people bruise really easy and some people don't. probably will work if he is an easy bruiser

what will really help your cause is to take him out the night that you hit him with the oranges. tell him he was a good sport and that the drinks are on you. then keep feeding him drinks all night until he his really wasted and undoubtedly he will fall or run into something, and if he does not, then i do not think it would hurt if you pushed him over. just make sure that there is a really hot girl next to him and tell him that she did it. then he will feel really good about himself.

then the next day BAM! garranteed bruisage.

just a little insurance for you.

i also think that you should scream out "HERE COMES THE ORANGES" every time you hit him and maybe he will develope a fear of oranges. then maybe because of the lack of oranges he will get scurvy. then you can call him a butt pirate, because everyone knows that all butt pirates devolope scurvy because of all of the butting and pirating that goes on on those ships.

LOL this is awesome. +1 for youtube plz

seems like OP is easily getting the better of this bet. I suggest you use the 10k to buy all the oranges off those guys on the side of the road selling em, make those poor guys days.

obviously depends on ripeness/hardness of orange. Can you just throw it at him, or do you have to weild it inside of a bag/sock like you were talking about in the OP?

"He states that you can kill someone with a bag of oranges without leaving a single bruise."

maybe they meant something that didn't involve beating them to death. i.e. force feeding them a whole bag and their body going nutso, and/or shoving said oranges up anus.

buy a pitching machine and load with oranges?

one thing to consider is some people bruise easier then others. I played O and D center in High school and for the entire season my arms were almost solid black and blue. Fun stuff

how do you get these people to pony up 10K-50K for prop bets they have 0% chance at?

teach me

This thread delivers

Im not sure about oranges leaving a bruise but I heard that if you beat someone with a phonebook it aslo will not leave any bruises on the body.

this should be your second bet if you lose lol.
also +1 for youtube

Need to bandwagon on the lulz at Joe comments, is this guy a bigger prop bet fish than durrr? 1:1, 10 swings on him based on something he most likely heard in a movie/tv show? At least he managed to negotiate to not be hit in the face.

dave,

swinging an orange at someone's eye as hard as you can could make them lose an eye. probably not what you want to do, and you'd probably feel really bad accepting the 10k, too.

also, obviously 9 crazy swings as hard as you can with a normal orange to the back/stomach/nuts depending on how mean you want to be followed up by one to a well chosen area with the frozen orange is the way to go. i think the only thing to really consider at this point is if small orange or large orange is the more likely to leave a bruise.

Does hitting him in the nuts count as a 'meaty' location? I'm guessing not with Joe....

Also: Plz video.

...tell me about the oranges...

and then put a giant cigar out on his hand. easy game.

I'd be worried about killing him. And you might lose the bet too.

you have to tape it

HERE COMES THE ORANGES! hahahahahaha i cant stop laughing

this is the way to go, by yelling you accomplish two things:

He will develope fear of oranges (lol) - you can yell this anytime at a party and he would hide or crouch
He will contract his muscles, so an easy bruise

enjoy your 10K

is there a maximum number of layers of clothes that he can wear?

I think you need to capture this on video sir.

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