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05-16-2020 , 12:30 PM
Happy Meerkaturdays. Watching the Bundesligas and playing the pokers, almost like old times. Quite out of practice though. Started some MTTmöllers on ACR let's lose those moneys
05-16-2020 , 12:36 PM
Punk triplebarrel bluffed me and showed it. Thanks Morph
05-16-2020 , 12:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheep86
"Temp ban"? You clearly didn't watch The Sheep's gif closely.
That’s cute. You’re cute. Now step aside little sheep before the wolf eats you.


Quote:
Originally Posted by FranFran
Meerkaturday doesnt exist you ****ers
Mod this man!
05-16-2020 , 12:45 PM
I'm gonna spam you big time with useless HHs Majik style when I figured out how to do it. Grandma internet meme

Yatahay Network - 130/260 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

UTG: 69.11 BB
MP: 56.05 BB
CO: 172.03 BB
Hero (BTN): 60.24 BB
SB: 122.82 BB
BB: 45.04 BB

6 players post ante of 0.12 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.24 BB) Hero has 8 6

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 2.5 BB, SB calls 2 BB, BB calls 1.5 BB

Flop: (8.24 BB, 3 players) 7 8 7
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets 4.12 BB, fold, BB raises to 13.48 BB, Hero raises to 57.62 BB and is all-in, BB calls 28.94 BB and is all-in

Turn: (93.07 BB, 2 players) 6

River: (93.07 BB, 2 players) 5

Hero shows 8 6 (Two Pair, Eights and Sevens)
(Pre 66%, Flop 58%, Turn 73%)
BB shows 4 6 (Straight, Eight High)
(Pre 34%, Flop 42%, Turn 27%)
BB wins 93.07 BB

Villain was 65/50

Yatahay Network - 325/650 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 36.68 BB
SB: 59.4 BB
BB: 76.2 BB
UTG: 33.03 BB
UTG+1: 39.59 BB
MP: 40.15 BB
Hero (MP+1): 64.48 BB
CO: 43.64 BB

8 players post ante of 0.12 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.48 BB) Hero has J J

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 2.5 BB, fold, BTN raises to 6.77 BB, fold, fold, Hero calls 4.27 BB

Flop: (16.02 BB, 2 players) 6 3 5
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: (16.02 BB, 2 players) 7
Hero bets 8.01 BB, BTN calls 8.01 BB

River: (32.05 BB, 2 players) 4
Hero checks, BTN bets 21.77 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 21.77 BB

BTN shows A K (Straight, Seven High)
(Pre 43%, Flop 26%, Turn 18%)
Hero shows J J (Straight, Seven High)
(Pre 57%, Flop 74%, Turn 82%)
BTN wins 37.8 BB
Hero wins 37.8 BB

Yatahay Network - 145/290 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

UTG: 57.81 BB
MP: 71.31 BB
CO: 148.67 BB
Hero (BTN): 11.98 BB
SB: 92.18 BB
BB: 89.01 BB

6 players post ante of 0.12 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.22 BB) Hero has 8 8

fold, MP raises to 2.24 BB, fold, Hero raises to 5.48 BB, fold, fold, MP raises to 71.19 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 6.37 BB and is all-in

Flop: (25.93 BB, 2 players) J 2 8

Turn: (25.93 BB, 2 players) 7

River: (25.93 BB, 2 players) 6

MP shows 4 4 (One Pair, Fours)
(Pre 19%, Flop 0.1%, Turn 0%)
Hero shows 8 8 (Three of a Kind, Eights)
(Pre 81%, Flop 99.9%, Turn 100%)
Hero wins 25.93 BB

Yatahay Network - 160/320 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: 55.08 BB
UTG: 62.5 BB
MP: 150.73 BB
Hero (CO): 22.26 BB
BTN: 67.21 BB
SB: 79.55 BB

6 players post ante of 0.12 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.21 BB) Hero has A J

UTG raises to 2.5 BB, fold, Hero calls 2.5 BB, fold, SB calls 2 BB, fold

Flop: (9.21 BB, 3 players) 5 J 8
SB checks, UTG bets 4.61 BB, Hero raises to 19.64 BB and is all-in, fold, UTG calls 15.03 BB

Turn: (48.49 BB, 2 players) 5

River: (48.49 BB, 2 players) 6

UTG shows Q A (One Pair, Fives)
(Pre 70%, Flop 15%, Turn 7%)
Hero shows A J (Two Pair, Jacks and Fives)
(Pre 30%, Flop 85%, Turn 93%)
Hero wins 48.49 BB

Yatahay Network - 375/750 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

UTG: 26.13 BB
UTG+1: 71.73 BB
MP: 48.2 BB
MP+1: 33.09 BB
MP+2: 20.74 BB
CO: 31.42 BB
BTN: 30.43 BB
Hero (SB): 44.22 BB
BB: 35.85 BB

9 players post ante of 0.12 BB, Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.58 BB) Hero has T K

fold, fold, MP raises to 2.4 BB, MP+1 calls 2.4 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, BB calls 1.4 BB

Flop: (8.78 BB, 3 players) 6 J Q
BB checks, MP bets 2.19 BB, fold, BB raises to 33.33 BB and is all-in, MP calls 31.13 BB

Turn: (75.44 BB, 2 players) Q

River: (75.44 BB, 2 players) T

MP shows J J (Full House, Jacks full of Queens)
(Pre 80%, Flop 91%, Turn 98%)
BB shows 6 6 (Full House, Sixes full of Queens)
(Pre 20%, Flop 9%, Turn 2%)
MP wins 75.44 BB

Weaktight prolly

Yatahay Network - 180/360 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: 52.67 BB
UTG: 51.1 BB
MP: 53.23 BB
Hero (CO): 46.07 BB
BTN: 101.87 BB
SB: 57.16 BB

6 players post ante of 0.12 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.23 BB) Hero has K Q

fold, fold, Hero raises to 2.5 BB, fold, fold, BB calls 1.5 BB

Flop: (6.23 BB, 2 players) 6 J T
BB checks, Hero bets 3.12 BB, BB calls 3.12 BB

Turn: (12.47 BB, 2 players) 5
BB checks, Hero bets 9.35 BB, BB calls 9.35 BB

River: (31.17 BB, 2 players) Q
BB bets 23.37 BB, fold

BB wins 31.17 BB

Gotta lose that money

Yatahay Network - 200/400 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

CO: 68.71 BB
BTN: 46.25 BB
SB: 67.93 BB
Hero (BB): 19.76 BB
UTG: 74.78 BB
MP: 48.46 BB

6 players post ante of 0.12 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.22 BB) Hero has 4 4

UTG raises to 2 BB, fold, fold, BTN calls 2 BB, fold, Hero calls 1 BB

Flop: (7.22 BB, 3 players) 4 J T
Hero checks, UTG bets 3.61 BB, fold, Hero raises to 17.64 BB and is all-in, UTG calls 14.03 BB

Turn: (42.51 BB, 2 players) 4

River: (42.51 BB, 2 players) 7

Hero shows 4 4 (Four of a Kind, Fours)
(Pre 50%, Flop 95%, Turn 100%)
UTG shows K T (Two Pair, Tens and Fours)
(Pre 50%, Flop 5%, Turn 0%)
Hero wins 42.51 BB

Quote:
Originally Posted by suitedjustice
Are you playing the $40k in an hour or so? I'll be playing that and the $8k starting up at the same time. I can't remember your s/n tho. PM it if you feel like it.
Let's see, prolly in for the 40k, SN S-Man

Busto on the first one. The Morph was strong there
Yatahay Network - 525/1050 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

UTG: 36.49 BB
UTG+1: 48.62 BB
MP: 41.78 BB
MP+1: 25.81 BB
MP+2: 75.39 BB
CO: 22.06 BB
BTN: 41.15 BB
Hero (SB): 30.05 BB
BB: 25.96 BB

9 players post ante of 0.12 BB, Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.57 BB) Hero has 9 9

UTG raises to 2 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls 1.5 BB, BB calls 1 BB

Flop: (7.07 BB, 3 players) J 6 9
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG bets 1.77 BB, Hero raises to 7.07 BB, fold, UTG calls 5.3 BB

Turn: (21.21 BB, 2 players) 8
Hero bets 20.86 BB and is all-in, UTG calls 20.86 BB

River: (62.94 BB, 2 players) 2

UTG shows J J (Three of a Kind, Jacks)
(Pre 82%, Flop 96%, Turn 98%)
Hero shows 9 9 (Three of a Kind, Nines)
(Pre 18%, Flop 4%, Turn 2%)
UTG wins 62.94 BB

Yatahay Network - 300/600 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 31.24 BB
SB: 8.95 BB
BB: 67.03 BB
Hero (UTG): 46.31 BB
MP: 37.63 BB
CO: 31.47 BB

6 players post ante of 0.12 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.22 BB) Hero has J Q

Hero raises to 2.61 BB, fold, fold, fold, SB raises to 8.83 BB and is all-in, fold, Hero calls 6.22 BB

Flop: (19.38 BB, 2 players) 4 5 J

Turn: (19.38 BB, 2 players) 7

River: (19.38 BB, 2 players) A

SB shows A 5 (Flush, Ace High)
(Pre 56%, Flop 53%, Turn 100%)
Hero shows J Q (One Pair, Jacks)
(Pre 44%, Flop 47%, Turn 0%)
SB wins 19.38 BB

Regged the 40k

Maybe Big 10 too. Is that a regular tourney, What does that ticket button in the lobby mean?

Yatahay Network - 450/900 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 68.99 BB
Hero (SB): 28.46 BB
BB: 60.02 BB
UTG: 83.51 BB
MP: 60.91 BB
CO: 43.61 BB

6 players post ante of 0.12 BB, Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.22 BB) Hero has 8 A

UTG calls 1 BB, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 3.79 BB, BB calls 2.79 BB, UTG calls 2.79 BB

Flop: (12.09 BB, 3 players) 9 8 3
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG checks

Turn: (12.09 BB, 3 players) T
Hero bets 6.05 BB, fold, UTG calls 6.05 BB

River: (24.18 BB, 2 players) 8
Hero bets 18.5 BB and is all-in, fold

Hero wins 24.18 BB

Yatahay Network - 550/1100 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

UTG: 55.35 BB
Hero (MP): 23.66 BB
CO: 64.34 BB
BTN: 51.63 BB
SB: 62.84 BB
BB: 24.85 BB

6 players post ante of 0.12 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.24 BB) Hero has Q K

fold, Hero raises to 2.62 BB, fold, fold, fold, BB calls 1.62 BB

Flop: (6.47 BB, 2 players) 3 Q J
BB checks, Hero bets 3.24 BB, BB calls 3.24 BB

Turn: (12.95 BB, 2 players) 5
BB checks, Hero bets 5.97 BB, BB raises to 18.87 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 11.71 BB and is all-in

River: (48.31 BB, 2 players) A

Hero shows Q K (One Pair, Queens)
(Pre 73%, Flop 85%, Turn 91%)
BB shows K 9 (High Card, Ace)
(Pre 27%, Flop 15%, Turn 9%)
Hero wins 48.31 BB

Quote:
Originally Posted by suitedjustice
See you at the FT.
Let's grind the **** out of this

Yatahay Network - 600/1200 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

SB: 28.92 BB
BB: 55.03 BB
UTG: 61.28 BB
MP: 12.85 BB
Hero (CO): 39.8 BB
BTN: 32.08 BB

6 players post ante of 0.12 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.22 BB) Hero has K K

fold, MP raises to 12.73 BB and is all-in, Hero raises to 39.68 BB and is all-in, fold, fold, fold

Flop: (27.68 BB, 2 players) T Q A

Turn: (27.68 BB, 2 players) T

River: (27.68 BB, 2 players) 7

MP shows A 7 (Two Pair, Aces and Tens)
(Pre 33%, Flop 75%, Turn 86%)
Hero shows K K (Two Pair, Kings and Tens)
(Pre 67%, Flop 25%, Turn 14%)
MP wins 27.68 BB

Skillz highly overrated, just gotta be lucky
Yatahay Network - 275/550 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: 38.34 BB
UTG: 77.64 BB
UTG+1: 45.85 BB
MP: 47.76 BB
MP+1: 42.39 BB
MP+2: 48.44 BB
Hero (CO): 35.66 BB
BTN: 41.3 BB
SB: 54.89 BB

9 players post ante of 0.12 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.56 BB) Hero has A 8

fold, fold, MP raises to 2.5 BB, fold, fold, Hero calls 2.5 BB, fold, SB calls 2 BB, BB calls 1.5 BB

Flop: (11.06 BB, 4 players) A 7 6
SB checks, BB checks, MP bets 6.03 BB, Hero calls 6.03 BB, fold, fold

Turn: (23.13 BB, 2 players) A
MP bets 11.57 BB, Hero calls 11.57 BB

River: (46.26 BB, 2 players) 8
MP bets 27.54 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 15.44 BB and is all-in

MP shows K A (Three of a Kind, Aces)
(Pre 69%, Flop 78%, Turn 86%)
Hero shows A 8 (Full House, Aces full of Eights)
(Pre 31%, Flop 22%, Turn 14%)
Hero wins 77.14 BB

Yatahay Network - 325/650 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

MP: 30.64 BB
MP+1: 58.8 BB
MP+2: 43.8 BB
CO: 13.46 BB
BTN: 50.23 BB
SB: 25.62 BB
Hero (BB): 62.27 BB
UTG: 43 BB
UTG+1: 38.09 BB

9 players post ante of 0.12 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, Hero posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.61 BB) Hero has K 5

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, BTN raises to 2.5 BB, fold, Hero raises to 7.46 BB, BTN calls 4.96 BB

Flop: (16.52 BB, 2 players) Q 6 3
Hero bets 8.26 BB, BTN calls 8.26 BB

Turn: (33.04 BB, 2 players) J
Hero bets 13.02 BB, fold

Hero wins 33.04 BB

Out of the 6max close to the bubble, thanks to Morph
Yatahay Network - 1500/3000 NL (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

SB: 38.03 BB
BB: 7.71 BB
UTG: 59.47 BB
Hero (MP): 9.42 BB
CO: 76.21 BB
BTN: 18.87 BB

6 players post ante of 0.12 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.22 BB) Hero has Q K

fold, Hero raises to 9.3 BB and is all-in, CO raises to 76.09 BB and is all-in, fold, fold, fold

Flop: (20.83 BB, 2 players) 2 5 2

Turn: (20.83 BB, 2 players) T

River: (20.83 BB, 2 players) 9

Hero shows Q K (One Pair, Twos)
(Pre 30%, Flop 46%, Turn 27%)
CO shows A Q (One Pair, Twos)
(Pre 70%, Flop 54%, Turn 73%)
CO wins 20.83 BB

That's prolly correct

The Morph is strong
Yatahay Network - 400/800 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

CO: 31.25 BB
BTN: 28.91 BB
SB: 76.22 BB
BB: 21.38 BB
UTG: 52.38 BB
UTG+1: 51.89 BB
Hero (MP): 71.43 BB
MP+1: 28.11 BB
MP+2: 66.84 BB

9 players post ante of 0.12 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.57 BB) Hero has J J

fold, fold, Hero raises to 2.5 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, BB raises to 7.43 BB, Hero calls 4.93 BB

Flop: (16.42 BB, 2 players) 4 2 7
BB checks, Hero bets 8.21 BB, BB raises to 13.83 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 5.62 BB

Turn: (44.09 BB, 2 players) 5

River: (44.09 BB, 2 players) 2

BB shows K K (Two Pair, Kings and Twos)
(Pre 82%, Flop 92%, Turn 95%)
Hero shows J J (Two Pair, Jacks and Twos)
(Pre 18%, Flop 8%, Turn 5%)
BB wins 44.09 BB

Quote:
Originally Posted by Majik19
Are you saying all my <$1 hands are meaningless? how dare you!
Spoiler:
Your high stakes hands also


GL Morph

Yatahay Network - 475/950 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

UTG+1: 14.53 BB
MP: 24.01 BB
MP+1: 57.29 BB
MP+2: 26.92 BB
CO: 94.26 BB
BTN: 22.42 BB
Hero (SB): 33.38 BB
BB: 25.73 BB
UTG: 88.56 BB

9 players post ante of 0.12 BB, Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.59 BB) Hero has T T

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, CO raises to 2 BB, BTN calls 2 BB, Hero raises to 8.07 BB, fold, CO calls 6.07 BB, BTN calls 6.07 BB

Flop: (26.29 BB, 3 players) T J 5
Hero bets 6.57 BB, CO calls 6.57 BB, BTN raises to 14.23 BB and is all-in, Hero raises to 25.19 BB and is all-in, CO calls 18.62 BB

Turn: (90.9 BB, 3 players) A

River: (90.9 BB, 3 players) K

CO shows K A (Two Pair, Aces and Kings)

Main Pot [68.97 BB]: (Pre 35%, Flop 14%, Turn 10%)
Side Pot#1 [21.93 BB]: (Pre 42%, Flop 15%, Turn 10%)

BTN shows 5 A (Two Pair, Aces and Fives)

Main Pot [68.97 BB]: (Pre 15%, Flop 1%, Turn 2%)

Hero shows T T (Three of a Kind, Tens)

Main Pot [68.97 BB]: (Pre 50%, Flop 85%, Turn 88%)
Side Pot#1 [21.93 BB]: (Pre 58%, Flop 85%, Turn 90%)

Hero wins 90.9 BB

Yatahay Network - 550/1100 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

UTG+1: 28.43 BB
MP: 20.17 BB
MP+1: 24.36 BB
MP+2: 16.02 BB
CO: 78.31 BB
BTN: 62.81 BB
Hero (SB): 95.3 BB
BB: 15.43 BB
UTG: 34.32 BB

9 players post ante of 0.12 BB, Hero posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.6 BB) Hero has 9 9

fold, fold, fold, MP+1 raises to 2.5 BB, fold, CO calls 2.5 BB, fold, Hero calls 2 BB, fold

Flop: (9.6 BB, 3 players) 7 6 4
Hero checks, MP+1 checks, CO bets 2.4 BB, Hero raises to 7.3 BB, fold, CO calls 4.9 BB

Turn: (24.21 BB, 2 players) 4
Hero bets 9.6 BB, CO calls 9.6 BB

River: (43.42 BB, 2 players) Q
Hero bets 10.85 BB, CO calls 10.85 BB

CO mucks 8 8 (Two Pair, Eights and Fours)
(Pre 19%, Flop 24%, Turn 14%)
Hero shows 9 9 (Two Pair, Nines and Fours)
(Pre 81%, Flop 76%, Turn 86%)
Hero wins 65.13 BB

Lots of classic nits on ACR. I remember it looser

Quote:
Originally Posted by Majik19
Steaks too high imo. Move down where they respect your calls

Quote:
Originally Posted by suitedjustice
I wanted to vote 'great hand' but I don't want to have to Join Boom 'cause that sounds like a Thai ladyboy.
Dunno much Thailand, in Cambodia they always call the act of penetration boom boom. Tuk tuk driver: 'Want girl? Boom boom, nam nam'

Thanks Morph

Lol vlogger Boski is on my right in the 40k

Yatahay Network - 750/1500 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: 34.14 BB
UTG: 15.91 BB
UTG+1: 16.09 BB
MP: 59.69 BB
Hero (MP+1): 101.79 BB
MP+2: 20.32 BB
CO: 28.19 BB
BTN: 30.63 BB
SB: 43.7 BB

9 players post ante of 0.12 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.58 BB) Hero has 9 8

fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 2.5 BB, fold, fold, BTN calls 2.5 BB, SB calls 2 BB, fold

Flop: (9.58 BB, 3 players) J J A
SB checks, Hero bets 4.79 BB, fold, SB calls 4.79 BB

Turn: (19.16 BB, 2 players) 2
SB checks, Hero checks

River: (19.16 BB, 2 players) 4
SB checks, Hero bets 4.79 BB, fold

Hero wins 19.16 BB

Yatahay Network - 775/1550 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 31.34 BB
SB: 14.16 BB
BB: 15.34 BB
UTG: 57.53 BB
Hero (UTG+1): 109.75 BB
MP: 22 BB
MP+1: 27.04 BB
MP+2: 26.99 BB
CO: 35 BB

9 players post ante of 0.12 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.57 BB) Hero has A T

fold, Hero raises to 2.5 BB, fold, fold, fold, CO raises to 6.39 BB, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls 3.89 BB

Flop: (15.36 BB, 2 players) T 8 5
Hero checks, CO checks

Turn: (15.36 BB, 2 players) Q
Hero bets 5.34 BB, CO raises to 12.85 BB, Hero calls 7.5 BB

River: (41.05 BB, 2 players) T
Hero bets 41.05 BB, CO calls 15.64 BB and is all-in

Hero shows A T (Three of a Kind, Tens)
(Pre 31%, Flop 81%, Turn 25%)
CO shows A Q (Two Pair, Queens and Tens)
(Pre 69%, Flop 19%, Turn 75%)
Hero wins 72.33 BB

I didn't look at it. 8 of 491

Still alivemöller in the big 10
Yatahay Network - 1000/2000 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

CO: 56.71 BB
BTN: 38.34 BB
SB: 39.1 BB
BB: 33.38 BB
UTG: 45.81 BB
Hero (UTG+1): 7.37 BB
MP: 88.16 BB
MP+1: 29.3 BB
MP+2: 55.69 BB

9 players post ante of 0.12 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.58 BB) Hero has Q Q

fold, Hero raises to 2 BB, MP calls 2 BB, fold, fold, fold, BTN calls 2 BB, fold, fold

Flop: (8.58 BB, 3 players) 3 K 7
Hero bets 5.25 BB and is all-in, fold, BTN calls 5.25 BB

Turn: (19.09 BB, 2 players) 8

River: (19.09 BB, 2 players) Q

BTN shows T J (High Card, King)
(Pre 19%, Flop 38%, Turn 27%)
Hero shows Q Q (Three of a Kind, Queens)
(Pre 81%, Flop 62%, Turn 73%)
Hero wins 19.09 BB

Out of the big10möller, not much happening in the 40k
Yatahay Network - 1500/3000 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BB: 66.07 BB
UTG: 5 BB
UTG+1: 35.53 BB
MP: 18.36 BB
MP+1: 13.47 BB
Hero (MP+2): 6.83 BB
CO: 66.8 BB
BTN: 15.48 BB
SB: 28.1 BB

9 players post ante of 0.12 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.58 BB) Hero has A 4

fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 6.71 BB and is all-in, fold, BTN raises to 15.36 BB and is all-in, fold, fold

Flop: (16 BB, 2 players) K 6 Q

Turn: (16 BB, 2 players) 7

River: (16 BB, 2 players) 3

Hero shows A 4 (High Card, Ace)
(Pre 30%, Flop 20%, Turn 7%)
BTN shows 8 8 (One Pair, Eights)
(Pre 70%, Flop 80%, Turn 93%)
BTN wins 16 BB

Should of cbet
Yatahay Network - 950/1900 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (UTG+1): 121.86 BB
UTG+2: 54.6 BB
MP: 9.45 BB
MP+1: 56.72 BB
CO: 49.86 BB
BTN: 37.16 BB
BB: 26.71 BB
UTG: 65.99 BB

8 players post ante of 0.12 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 1.97 BB) Hero has 7 7

fold, Hero raises to 2 BB, fold, fold, MP+1 calls 2 BB, fold, BTN calls 2 BB, BB calls 1 BB

Flop: (8.97 BB, 4 players) 5 K 2
BB checks, Hero checks, MP+1 bets 4.48 BB, BTN calls 4.48 BB, fold, fold

Turn: (17.94 BB, 2 players) 7
MP+1 bets 8.97 BB, BTN raises to 30.55 BB and is all-in, MP+1 calls 21.58 BB

River: (79.04 BB, 2 players) T

MP+1 shows K Q (One Pair, Kings)
(Pre 25%, Flop 12%, Turn 7%)
BTN shows A K (One Pair, Kings)
(Pre 75%, Flop 88%, Turn 93%)
BTN wins 79.04 BB

Boski out (MP)
Yatahay Network - 1000/2000 NL - Holdem - 8 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (UTG): 113.75 BB
UTG+1: 51.76 BB
MP: 8.86 BB
MP+1: 18.58 BB
CO: 47.25 BB
BTN: 75.09 BB
SB: 23.36 BB
BB: 62.58 BB

8 players post ante of 0.12 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.46 BB) Hero has 2 3

fold, fold, MP raises to 2 BB, MP+1 raises to 5.29 BB, fold, BTN calls 5.29 BB, fold, BB calls 4.29 BB, MP raises to 8.74 BB and is all-in, MP+1 raises to 18.46 BB and is all-in, BTN calls 13.17 BB, BB calls 13.17 BB

Flop: (65.59 BB, 4 players) Q 6 6
BB checks, BTN bets 56.51 BB and is all-in, BB calls 43.99 BB and is all-in

Turn: (153.58 BB, 4 players) 5

River: (153.58 BB, 4 players) 8

MP shows A A (Two Pair, Aces and Sixes)

Main Pot [36.42 BB]: (Pre 54%, Flop 5%, Turn 3%)

MP+1 shows Q A (Two Pair, Queens and Sixes)

Main Pot [36.42 BB]: (Pre 5%, Flop 12%, Turn 5%)
Side Pot#1 [29.17 BB]: (Pre 28%, Flop 13%, Turn 5%)

BTN shows T T (Two Pair, Tens and Sixes)

Main Pot [36.42 BB]: (Pre 18%, Flop 9%, Turn 5%)
Side Pot#1 [29.17 BB]: (Pre 48%, Flop 9%, Turn 5%)
Side Pot#2 [87.99 BB]: (Pre 76%, Flop 10%, Turn 5%)

BB shows 7 6 (Three of a Kind, Sixes)

Main Pot [36.42 BB]: (Pre 23%, Flop 74%, Turn 87%)
Side Pot#1 [29.17 BB]: (Pre 24%, Flop 78%, Turn 89%)
Side Pot#2 [87.99 BB]: (Pre 25%, Flop 90%, Turn 95%)

BB wins 153.58 BB

Yatahay Network - 1000/2000 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (CO): 109.77 BB
BTN: 49.78 BB
SB: 77.18 BB
BB: 12.26 BB
UTG: 108.5 BB
UTG+1: 14.61 BB
MP: 12.38 BB
MP+1: 22.38 BB
MP+2: 105.83 BB

9 players post ante of 0.12 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.58 BB) Hero has K K

fold, fold, MP raises to 12.26 BB and is all-in, fold, fold, Hero calls 12.26 BB, fold, fold, BB calls 11.14 BB and is all-in

Flop: (38.24 BB, 3 players) 4 5 8

Turn: (38.24 BB, 3 players) Q

River: (38.24 BB, 3 players) 8

Hero shows K K (Two Pair, Kings and Eights)

Main Pot [38 BB]: (Pre 54%, Flop 77%, Turn 88%)
Side Pot#1 [0.24 BB]: (Pre 79%, Flop 90%, Turn 95%)

BB shows A K (One Pair, Eights)

Main Pot [38 BB]: (Pre 26%, Flop 13%, Turn 7%)

MP shows 9 9 (Two Pair, Nines and Eights)

Main Pot [38 BB]: (Pre 20%, Flop 10%, Turn 5%)
Side Pot#1 [0.24 BB]: (Pre 21%, Flop 10%, Turn 5%)

Hero wins 38.24 BB

Unlucky bro
Yatahay Network - 1050/2100 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (UTG): 135.63 BB
UTG+1: 49.39 BB
MP: 72.44 BB
MP+1: 14.24 BB
MP+2: 96.77 BB
CO: 10.83 BB
BTN: 10.05 BB
SB: 19.72 BB
BB: 103.03 BB

9 players post ante of 0.12 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.57 BB) Hero has A K

Hero raises to 2 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, CO calls 2 BB, fold, fold, fold

Flop: (6.57 BB, 2 players) 3 Q T
Hero bets 133.51 BB and is all-in, CO calls 8.71 BB and is all-in

Turn: (23.99 BB, 2 players) 7

River: (23.99 BB, 2 players) 4

Hero shows A K (Flush, Ace High)
(Pre 76%, Flop 31%, Turn 34%)
CO shows Q K (One Pair, Queens)
(Pre 24%, Flop 69%, Turn 66%)
Hero wins 23.99 BB

I blame Morph
Yatahay Network - 1100/2200 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (BTN): 140.37 BB
SB: 45.85 BB
BB: 68.81 BB
UTG: 13.25 BB
UTG+1: 92.03 BB
MP: 13.7 BB
MP+1: 9.25 BB
MP+2: 20.35 BB
CO: 96.57 BB

9 players post ante of 0.12 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.58 BB) Hero has 7 8

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, CO raises to 2 BB, Hero calls 2 BB, fold, fold

Flop: (6.58 BB, 2 players) 6 K 7
CO bets 1 BB, Hero raises to 5.29 BB, CO calls 4.29 BB

Turn: (17.17 BB, 2 players) 4
CO bets 1 BB, Hero raises to 10.58 BB, CO calls 9.58 BB

River: (38.34 BB, 2 players) J
CO checks, Hero checks

Hero mucks 7 8 (One Pair, Sevens)
(Pre 44%, Flop 23%, Turn 20%)
CO shows 3 K (One Pair, Kings)
(Pre 56%, Flop 77%, Turn 80%)
CO wins 38.34 BB

Yatahay Network - 1250/2500 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

BTN: 59.45 BB
SB: 6.56 BB
BB: 30.32 BB
UTG: 142.08 BB
Hero (UTG+1): 102.42 BB
MP: 37.34 BB
MP+1: 39.41 BB
MP+2: 48.57 BB
CO: 32.14 BB

9 players post ante of 0.12 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.58 BB) Hero has T Q

fold, Hero raises to 2 BB, fold, MP+1 raises to 6.5 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls 4.5 BB

Flop: (15.58 BB, 2 players) 9 5 6
Hero checks, MP+1 bets 5.29 BB, Hero raises to 95.8 BB and is all-in, fold

Hero wins 26.16 BB

Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
RIP King Fish

GL in the pokerz gents. So many hands
It's not Mr. White Magic who's spamming the fred for once

Yatahay Network - 1400/2800 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

MP: 84.37 BB
MP+1: 18.36 BB
MP+2: 22.12 BB
CO: 6.67 BB
Hero (BTN): 106.73 BB
SB: 62.69 BB
BB: 8.35 BB
UTG: 43.91 BB
UTG+1: 52.65 BB

9 players post ante of 0.12 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.58 BB) Hero has 9 T

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 2 BB, fold, BB raises to 8.23 BB and is all-in, Hero calls 6.23 BB

Flop: (18.04 BB, 2 players) 8 T 3

Turn: (18.04 BB, 2 players) 3

River: (18.04 BB, 2 players) 9

Hero shows 9 T (Two Pair, Tens and Nines)
(Pre 45%, Flop 87%, Turn 93%)
BB shows 7 Q (One Pair, Threes)
(Pre 55%, Flop 13%, Turn 7%)
Hero wins 18.04 BB

Last edited by King Fish; 05-16-2020 at 07:30 PM.
05-16-2020 , 12:45 PM
Nice
05-16-2020 , 12:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
Punk triplebarrel bluffed me and showed it. Thanks Morph
That’s why you never fold...

Quote:
Originally Posted by King Fish
05-16-2020 , 01:01 PM
Today is the day! The Burnening is upon us! Lock up your loved ones and slay your enemies now before it is too late.

Don’t say you were never warned. I’m gonna Adele this *****!

05-16-2020 , 01:04 PM
calm down
05-16-2020 , 01:27 PM
PokerStars, $9.80 + $1.20 - Hold'em No Limit - 700/1,400 (175 ante) - 8 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: 31,551 (23 bb)
UTG+1: 36,553 (26 bb)
MP: 83,271 (59 bb)
MP+1: 222,874 (159 bb)
CO (Hero): 224,050 (160 bb)
BU: 221,810 (158 bb)
SB: 83,620 (60 bb)
BB: 51,101 (37 bb)

Pre-Flop: (3,500) Hero is CO with A A
UTG raises to 2,800, UTG+1 3-bets to 36,378 (all-in), 2 players fold, Hero calls 36,378, 4 players fold

Flop: (79,056) 3 8 K (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (79,056) Q (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (79,056) T (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: 79,056

Showdown:
UTG+1 shows J A (a straight, Ten to Ace)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 7%, Flop: 2%, Turn: 9%, River: 100%)

CO (Hero) shows A A (a pair of Aces)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 93%, Flop: 98%, Turn: 91%, River: 0%)

UTG+1 wins 79,056
05-16-2020 , 01:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
Gotta lose that money
Are you playing the $40k in an hour or so? I'll be playing that and the $8k starting up at the same time. I can't remember your s/n tho. PM it if you feel like it.
05-16-2020 , 01:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
PokerStars, $9.80 + $1.20 - Hold'em No Limit - 700/1,400 (175 ante) - 8 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: 31,551 (23 bb)
UTG+1: 36,553 (26 bb)
MP: 83,271 (59 bb)
MP+1: 222,874 (159 bb)
CO (Hero): 224,050 (160 bb)
BU: 221,810 (158 bb)
SB: 83,620 (60 bb)
BB: 51,101 (37 bb)

Pre-Flop: (3,500) Hero is CO with A A
UTG raises to 2,800, UTG+1 3-bets to 36,378 (all-in), 2 players fold, Hero calls 36,378, 4 players fold

Flop: (79,056) 3 8 K (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (79,056) Q (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (79,056) T (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: 79,056

Showdown:
UTG+1 shows J A (a straight, Ten to Ace)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 7%, Flop: 2%, Turn: 9%, River: 100%)

CO (Hero) shows A A (a pair of Aces)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 93%, Flop: 98%, Turn: 91%, River: 0%)

UTG+1 wins 79,056
More than 10% rake? F that.
05-16-2020 , 02:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by King Fish
Today is the day! The Burnening is upon us! Lock up your loved ones and slay your enemies now before it is too late.

Don’t say you were never warned. I’m gonna Adele this *****!

You were also warned, Mr. Fish. Enjoy your new undertitle...forever!

05-16-2020 , 02:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
Regged the 40k
See you at the FT.
05-16-2020 , 03:35 PM
PokerStars, $9.80 + $1.20 - Omaha H/L No Limit - 700/1,400 (175 ante) - 6 players
Replay this hand on Upswing Poker

UTG: 31,836 (23 bb)
MP: 80,850 (58 bb)
CO: 62,880 (45 bb)
BU: 66,886 (48 bb)
SB (Hero): 37,392 (27 bb)
BB: 15,885 (11 bb)

Pre-Flop: (3,150) Hero is SB with 9 A Q 3
1 fold, MP raises to 4,200, 2 players fold, Hero 3-bets to 37,217 (all-in), 1 fold, MP calls 33,017

Flop: (76,884) A T Q (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (76,884) T (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (76,884) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: 76,884

Showdown:
SB (Hero) shows 9 A Q 3 (HI: two pair, Aces and Queens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 56%, Flop: 67%, Turn: 70%, River: 100%)

MP shows 3 Q 2 K (HI: two pair, Queens and Tens)
(Equity - Pre-Flop: 44%, Flop: 33%, Turn: 30%, River: 0%)

SB (Hero) wins 76,884
05-16-2020 , 03:58 PM
Card dead AF on both tables. I blame Rutherford B. Hayes, our 19th president.
05-16-2020 , 04:00 PM
Thanks Rutherford
05-16-2020 , 04:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
I'm gonna spam you big time with useless HHs Majik style when I figured out how to do it. Grandma internet meme
Are you saying all my <$1 hands are meaningless? how dare you!
05-16-2020 , 04:09 PM
clear river fold imo
05-16-2020 , 04:10 PM
ITM in SCOOP 69! Sammy doesn't play.
05-16-2020 , 04:23 PM


05-16-2020 , 04:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by King Fish
That’s cute. You’re cute. Now step aside little sheep before the wolf eats you.
You need to calm the **** down.

Consider this the horse head in your bed moment...

Spoiler:
Horse Head

Spoiler:
Man that felt good!
05-16-2020 , 04:47 PM
Nit-tastic fold. Villain was a fellow nit.

Yatahay Network - 525/1050 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

MP+1: 168.78 BB
MP+2: 209.76 BB
CO: 87.21 BB
Hero (BTN): 92.1 BB
SB: 46.91 BB
BB: 175.05 BB
UTG: 44.8 BB
UTG+1: 41.62 BB
MP: 67.99 BB

9 players post ante of 0.12 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.61 BB) Hero has T A

fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, Hero raises to 2.2 BB, fold, BB calls 1.2 BB

Flop: (6.01 BB, 2 players) J A 7
BB bets 6.01 BB, Hero raises to 18 BB, BB calls 11.99 BB

Turn: (42.01 BB, 2 players) J
BB bets 154.72 BB and is all-in, fold

BB wins 42.01 BB

Spoiler:
05-16-2020 , 04:57 PM
Am I doing this right?

https://www.boomplayer.com/33286400_6CEDD6C891
05-16-2020 , 04:58 PM
Two hours in and only 23 more levels of late reg. That's how they make the gtd tho.
05-16-2020 , 05:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Majik19
I wanted to vote 'great hand' but I can't be arsed to "Join Boom" 'cause that sounds like a Thai ladyboy.

      
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