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05-05-2020 , 06:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Craggoo
Yes we know that but how did the tourney go?
Stupid sons of goats fishes calling when they shouldn't!

Quote:
Originally Posted by King Fish
Is that the most you ever lost in one day at poker?
no
05-05-2020 , 07:03 AM
Now someone needs to post a 3 barrel at that poo flinging game
05-05-2020 , 07:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by King Fish
Man: 8==>

TBH: 8========>

Craggoo: (v)
fyp

Quote:
Originally Posted by Craggoo
Craggoo gave you 2 options to choose from and you chose one that isn't even in the list. Must be an idiot from Northern Europe.
i am not restrained by your options you twatnozzle
05-05-2020 , 07:52 AM
**** you tuesday

i was not able to sleep at all last night, today is gonna suck

Last edited by Sheep86; 05-05-2020 at 10:15 AM. Reason: profanity
05-05-2020 , 09:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by suitedjustice
In honor of Morphday

Yatahay Network - 75/150 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

SB: 130.41 BB
BB: 140.23 BB
UTG: 61.07 BB
UTG+1: 45.47 BB
Hero (MP): 37.72 BB
MP+1: 54.2 BB
MP+2: 157.68 BB
CO: 162.84 BB
BTN: 57.15 BB

9 players post ante of 0.13 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.7 BB) Hero has K Q

fold, fold, Hero raises to 2 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, SB calls 1.5 BB, fold

Flop: (6.2 BB, 2 players) 5 8 9
SB checks, Hero bets 4.65 BB, SB calls 4.65 BB

Turn: (15.51 BB, 2 players) T
SB checks, Hero bets 11.63 BB, SB calls 11.63 BB

River: (38.77 BB, 2 players) 9
SB checks, Hero bets 19.3 BB and is all-in, fold

Hero wins 38.77 BB

Quote:
Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle
Morph crushing on stars like a boss. Congrats sir. Justice I wonder what your opponent even folded on that board.
A6

Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheep86
Ok, one from the nosebleeds:

PokerStars, Hold'em No Limit - $0.02/$0.05 - 6 players

UTG: $4.83 (97 bb)
MP: $5.07 (101 bb)
CO: $4.93 (99 bb)
BU: $3.70 (74 bb)
SB: $5.15 (103 bb)
BB (Hero): $5.14 (103 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BB with A 9
4 players fold, SB raises to $0.12, Hero 3-bets to $0.40, SB calls $0.28

Flop: ($0.80) 7 J T (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.35, SB calls $0.35

Turn: ($1.50) K (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.85, SB calls $0.85

River: ($3.20) 4 (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3.54 (all-in), SB folds

Total pot: $3.20 (Rake: $0.13)
BB (Hero) wins $3.07
A6

Spoiler:
symmetry
05-05-2020 , 09:13 AM
Tuesday, 29°, Morph is still to blame
05-05-2020 , 10:04 AM
05-05-2020 , 10:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Craggoo
Craggoo gave you 2 options to choose from and you chose one that isn't even in the list. Must be an idiot from Northern Europe.
Would you like to get culled or banned?

Quote:
Originally Posted by suitedjustice
Spoiler:
symmetry
That's cute, but you didn't respond to The Sheep's earlier poast (#222).
05-05-2020 , 10:39 AM
Could of deleted more poasts Mr. Sheep
05-05-2020 , 10:42 AM
In any case the word on the street is Sheep is to blame
05-05-2020 , 01:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheep86
Suited, C-Pid, what push-fold chart are you using for MTTs?



This is an epic bluff by Senior Mod King Fish. It has been proven once more that Senior Mod King Fish is A Big Deal Around Here. A statue of Senior Mod King Fish shall be erected to commemorate this hand. We are grateful for having poker legend Senior Mod King Fish among us.
I always liked you, Sheep. Congrats on your new promotion.
05-05-2020 , 01:26 PM
What's included in his promotion?
05-05-2020 , 01:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
What's included in his promotion?

05-05-2020 , 01:40 PM
No p***y? At least he can blame Morph, could have been better.

Last edited by Sheep86; 05-05-2020 at 02:55 PM. Reason: grammar
05-05-2020 , 01:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
No p***y? At least he can blame Morph, could have been better.
He doesn’t need it. He has his sheep.

Last edited by Sheep86; 05-05-2020 at 02:56 PM. Reason: grammar in quoted poast
05-05-2020 , 01:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by King Fish
I always liked you, Sheep. Congrats on your new promotion.
Congrats, Sheep!

Big day; I remember my promotion to junior auxiliary mod like it was yesterday!
05-05-2020 , 01:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
He says he & his family shall drop dead if he ever plays on Pokerstars again after the tourney he's still in atm!

Except maybe the Main Event in 2 weeks!

Or maybe sometimes just for fun for the stream.
...guess who's back?

Spoiler:

Last edited by Morphismus; 05-05-2020 at 02:02 PM.
05-05-2020 , 01:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by King Fish
He doesn’t need it. He has his sheep.
True that

Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
Congrats, Sheep!

Big day; I remember my promotion to junior auxiliary mod like it was yesterday!
That sounds a bit toxicmöller. Could have given him a better title prolly

Last edited by Sheep86; 05-05-2020 at 02:56 PM. Reason: grammar
05-05-2020 , 02:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sheep86
That's cute, but you didn't respond to The Sheep's earlier poast (#222).
Jennifear's Push/Fold

It's free, but it doesn't have any call all-in charts. Obviously, you're going to tighten up considerably when calling, given that there's no fold equity.
05-05-2020 , 02:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
...guess who's back?

Spoiler:
He's already chatting!
05-05-2020 , 02:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
...guess who's back?

Spoiler:
05-05-2020 , 02:10 PM
Lol, so he went from playing 2.50/5 to 0.02/0.05. Bustomöller
05-05-2020 , 02:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by King Fish
I always liked you, Sheep. Congrats on your new promotion.
Thanks Mr. Senior Mod sir!

Quote:
Originally Posted by King Fish
Very nice.

Quote:
Originally Posted by FWWM
No p***y? At least he can blame Morph, could have been better.
Quote:
Originally Posted by King Fish
He doesn’t need it. He has his sheep.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Morphismus
Congrats, Sheep!

Big day; I remember my promotion to junior auxiliary mod like it was yesterday!
Thanks Morph!

Quote:
Originally Posted by suitedjustice
Jennifear's Push/Fold

It's free, but it doesn't have any call all-in charts. Obviously, you're going to tighten up considerably when calling, given that there's no fold equity.
Okay, so the same chart as Sheep had already bookmarked. Thanks for confirming.
05-05-2020 , 03:43 PM
Kingfish = Trump

Say nice things about him, get a promotion

Don't say nice things, and get abused.

Say things that aren't nice or bad, still get abused.
05-05-2020 , 03:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
Kingfish = Trump

Say nice things about him, get a promotion

Don't say nice things, and get abused.

Say things that aren't nice or bad, still get abused.
Sheep, keep your intern under control.

      
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