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05-04-2020 , 01:03 PM

#201

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,645

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

i am very hungpover

i dont want to do any work

i just want an hour long blow jibber

is that too much to ask for?

Only women get hangovers. Are you a woman or a lady boy?

05-04-2020 , 04:52 PM

#202

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

I have a hangover after every Craggoo poast. This could HAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEE been prevented prolly using extensive culls

Last edited by Sheep86; 05-04-2020 at 06:49 PM. Reason: punk!

05-04-2020 , 05:26 PM

#203

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craggoo

Only women get hangovers. Are you a woman or a lady boy?

you sir are incorrect

I am a man

05-04-2020 , 06:16 PM

#204

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

you sir are incorrect

I am a man

Man: 8======>

TBH: 8==>

Craggoo: (v)

05-04-2020 , 06:35 PM

#205

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

05-04-2020 , 06:43 PM

#206

SammysGF

journeyman

Join Date: Dec 2015 Posts: 242

Quote:

Originally Posted by Craggoo

Only women get hangovers. Are you a woman or a lady boy?

05-04-2020 , 07:46 PM

#207

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

05-04-2020 , 07:50 PM

#208

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 17,662

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Man: 8======>

TBH: 8==>

Craggoo: (v)

king fish:

Spoiler:

05-04-2020 , 08:00 PM

#209

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

morph, how'd that 55 nl08 go?

05-04-2020 , 08:07 PM

#210

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,645

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

you sir are incorrect

I am a man

Craggoo gave you 2 options to choose from and you chose one that isn't even in the list. Must be an idiot from Northern Europe.

05-04-2020 , 08:36 PM

#211

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuma

king fish:

Spoiler:

The shaft is in your girl.

05-04-2020 , 09:37 PM

#212

Tuma

Worships Amon-Ra

Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 17,662

The shaft is a toilet licker.

05-04-2020 , 09:54 PM

#213

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik19

morph, how'd that 55 nl08 go?

I busted

05-04-2020 , 10:05 PM

#214

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Just a nut?

05-04-2020 , 10:13 PM

#215

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,645

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

I busted

Yes we know that but how did the tourney go?

05-04-2020 , 10:39 PM

#216

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

I busted

Is that the most you ever lost in one day at poker?

05-05-2020 , 12:26 AM

#217

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,594

In honor of Morphday

Yatahay Network - 75/150 NL - Holdem - 9 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

SB: 130.41 BB
BB: 140.23 BB
UTG: 61.07 BB
UTG+1: 45.47 BB
Hero (MP): 37.72 BB
MP+1: 54.2 BB
MP+2: 157.68 BB
CO: 162.84 BB
BTN: 57.15 BB

9 players post ante of 0.13 BB, SB posts SB 0.5 BB, BB posts BB 1 BB

Pre Flop: (pot: 2.7 BB) Hero has K

fold, fold, Hero raises to 2 BB, fold, fold, fold, fold, SB calls 1.5 BB, fold

Flop: (6.2 BB, 2 players) 5

SB checks, Hero bets 4.65 BB, SB calls 4.65 BB

Turn: (15.51 BB, 2 players) T

SB checks, Hero bets 11.63 BB, SB calls 11.63 BB

River: (38.77 BB, 2 players) 9

SB checks, Hero bets 19.3 BB and is all-in, fold

Hero wins 38.77 BB

05-05-2020 , 12:56 AM

#218

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

I can beat that.

https://upswingpoker.com/replayer/424A3fXPw

05-05-2020 , 01:19 AM

#219

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,594

Not bad.

Everyone needs to post one triple barrel bluff this month.

05-05-2020 , 01:38 AM

#220

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,594

It doesn't have to be successful.

05-05-2020 , 04:49 AM

#221

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Morph crushing on stars like a boss. Congrats sir. Justice I wonder what your opponent even folded on that board.

05-05-2020 , 06:20 AM

#222

Sheep86

*** The BURNENING Burns Hotter Than Fahrenheit 451 in Celsius May LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Suited, C-Pid, what push-fold chart are you using for MTTs?

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

I can beat that.

https://upswingpoker.com/replayer/424A3fXPw

This is an epic bluff by Senior Mod King Fish. It has been proven once more that Senior Mod King Fish is A Big Deal Around Here. A statue of Senior Mod King Fish shall be erected to commemorate this hand. We are grateful for having poker legend Senior Mod King Fish among us.

05-05-2020 , 06:28 AM

#223

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

king fish is a big fish around here

05-05-2020 , 06:34 AM

#224

Craggoo

banned

Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 12,645

Don't feed the trolls Sheep

05-05-2020 , 06:42 AM

#225

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Not bad.

Everyone needs to post one triple barrel bluff this month.

Ok, one from the nosebleeds:

PokerStars, Hold'em No Limit - $0.02/$0.05 - 6 players

UTG: $4.83 (97 bb)
MP: $5.07 (101 bb)
CO: $4.93 (99 bb)
BU: $3.70 (74 bb)
SB: $5.15 (103 bb)
BB (Hero): $5.14 (103 bb)

Pre-Flop: ($0.07) Hero is BB with A

4 players fold, SB raises to $0.12, Hero 3-bets to $0.40, SB calls $0.28

Flop: ($0.80) 7

(2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets $0.35, SB calls $0.35

Turn: ($1.50) K