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*** Bragxit Now! – Let’s end the 2+2 tyranny and make BBV great again! - July LC/NC NSFW ***

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07-18-2016 , 06:17 PM

#901

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Ha, now I killed the second of the two flies that wanted to mess with me in my living room. Insert borat meme - great success

07-18-2016 , 06:23 PM

#902

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

They all moved down in stakes because Sammy didn't respect their raises.

what's the stakes below play money?

07-18-2016 , 06:33 PM

#903

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

what's the stakes below play money?

Come play Sammy at +50/100 PLO right now, Sammy's drunk and want to play. Fiddle will get skinned. You game?

07-18-2016 , 06:42 PM

#904

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Pussy

07-18-2016 , 06:59 PM

#905

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Sorry, I don't have that much play money on my account

07-18-2016 , 07:09 PM

#906

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

You're so weak.

Where is that King Fish guy at? He said he would play Sammy at a real man's stake. Sammy will make him bleed. Mods are so weak. All nerds and pussies up in here. You poor people makes Sammy laugh.

07-18-2016 , 07:14 PM

#907

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Are your balls ready to explode yet?

07-18-2016 , 07:16 PM

#908

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

**** you Fiddle. No sex for almost 8 weeks is nothing to joke about.

07-18-2016 , 07:17 PM

#909

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Danny Glover

07-18-2016 , 07:20 PM

#910

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Donald Glover?

07-18-2016 , 08:13 PM

#911

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

**** you Fiddle. No sex for almost 8 weeks is nothing to joke about.

wait till your married....

07-18-2016 , 09:53 PM

#912

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Come play Sammy at +50/100 PLO right now, Sammy's drunk and want to play. Fiddle will get skinned. You game?

Drunk on a monday night. Your definitely an alcoholic!

07-18-2016 , 11:32 PM

#913

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,592

Holy crap the RNC stage looks like a big terlet.

07-19-2016 , 12:20 AM

#914

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Tilted yet, Sammy?

07-19-2016 , 09:30 AM

#915

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

**** you tuesday

07-19-2016 , 10:28 AM

#916

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Went out to get food a little after 3am. Came back and had forgotten my house keys and my door locks on the handle without keying from the outside. The part of LA I live in is fairly remote from the main part of the city and I couldn't get a 24-hour locksmith to call me back until 7. He said he could be here at 9, which is when my leasing office opens so I guess I'm just waiting another 90 mins and hopefully the manager comes on time.

07-19-2016 , 10:49 AM

#917

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Holy crap the RNC stage looks like a big terlet.

cept the turds are coming out of it...

07-19-2016 , 02:32 PM

#918

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

my Boss's neighbor was found dead in his pool this afternoon... so that's interesting, I guess.

07-19-2016 , 04:59 PM

#919

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Dan's boss killed his neighbor.

07-19-2016 , 05:22 PM

#920

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Dan's boss killed his neighbor.

Nope, boss has stone cold alibi, she's never awake that early...

07-19-2016 , 06:17 PM

#921

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Dan's boss is a woman, HA HA HA HA. Damn, that's weak.

07-19-2016 , 06:57 PM

#922

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Dan's boss is a woman, HA HA HA HA. Damn, that's weak.

Just count that as one more guy getting to plunge into the moist while you're dry knuckling your ding dong with your elongated thumbs.

07-19-2016 , 07:01 PM

#923

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

im so drunk and smart

07-19-2016 , 07:14 PM

#924

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Nice work Franny

07-19-2016 , 07:29 PM

#925

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Sammy doesn't masturbate.

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