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*** Bragxit Now! – Let’s end the 2+2 tyranny and make BBV great again! - July LC/NC NSFW ***

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07-16-2016 , 01:31 AM

#801

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked

Sounds to me like Sammys gf left him and his small thumbs and is already banging the octopus that is natamus

Please confirm

[X] confirmed she loves double tentacle penetration

07-16-2016 , 02:03 AM

#802

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

07-16-2016 , 11:15 AM

#803

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

NERDS!

07-16-2016 , 11:53 AM

#804

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

I am nerd an proud.

07-16-2016 , 12:09 PM

#805

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

I'm hardly nerdish unfortunately.

How goes the holding out on fapping battle Sammy?

07-16-2016 , 12:26 PM

#806

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Sammy u little octopussy.

ho ho ho happy caturdaY

07-16-2016 , 02:04 PM

#807

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

I am nerd an proud.

07-16-2016 , 02:26 PM

#808

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

I'm hardly nerdish unfortunately.

How goes the holding out on fapping battle Sammy?

With your avatar Sammy should have a hard (

) time winning that battle.

07-16-2016 , 04:00 PM

#809

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

I am also proud Morph is a nerd.

07-16-2016 , 04:55 PM

#810

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

At ba gr. Guy punches and grab jer by the Beck. Sammy punched that gu in The face and save gril. Other guus jumpef him. Now waiting for political. He got knocked the **** out. Bar I'd fun

Sendt fra min HTC One med Tapatalk

Sammy doesn't type well on his phone while drunk. What happened was; Some guy at the bar was having an argument with his girlfriend. He then punched her in the face and she got knocked down/out. The prick then grabbed her around the neck and lifted her up from the floor while she was out cold. Sammy is not a violent person, but he jumped in and knocked that mother****er down with a single well placed punch to the chin. Seconds later all other guys at the bar that witnessed the incident just jumped on the guy and ****ed him up. The police/ambulance arrived, and he was the only one they took with them.

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 07-16-2016 at 05:06 PM.

07-16-2016 , 05:09 PM

#811

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Sammy is a hero

*dreamy eyes*

07-16-2016 , 05:12 PM

#812

Byrung

too late axe in car

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,395

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Thats easy to fix, go to bathroom and snort some water drops.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

Spoiler:

hi!

07-16-2016 , 05:15 PM

#813

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Sammy is a hero

*dreamy eyes*

The Fiddler is right!

07-16-2016 , 05:15 PM

#814

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

The Byrung is snorting.

07-16-2016 , 06:26 PM

#815

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,069

Is Sammy going to jail for punching a bloke?

I'm sure jail in Denmarkania is like a luxury hotel anyway.

07-16-2016 , 06:47 PM

#816

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Is Sammy going to jail for punching a bloke?

I'm sure jail in Denmarkania is like a luxury hotel anyway.

Jail in Denmark IS like a luxury hotel, Sammy won't be going there though. Sammy did however get a lifetime discount at the bar because of his action man/girl saving style. A hot girl came on to Sammy after experiencing his coolness. Sammy ofc told her that he has an even hotter gf at home. Hot bar girl didn't care about that, and still wanted the Sammy. Sammy said no.

07-16-2016 , 08:51 PM

#817

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

GF isn't at home Sammy

At least not your home

07-16-2016 , 09:27 PM

#818

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

She's finally trying out all the positions and practices the Sammy wasn't manly enough for

07-16-2016 , 11:03 PM

#819

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

LOL

Last edited by Majik19; 07-16-2016 at 11:12 PM. Reason: not working? reedit nevermind

07-17-2016 , 03:03 AM

#820

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

^ lol

Nice new dry avatar Majik!

07-17-2016 , 04:22 AM

#821

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

GF isn't at home Sammy

At least not your home

Is she at your home natamus?

07-17-2016 , 04:32 AM

#822

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked

Is she at your home natamus?

Brian Williams' said she would be but we all know how reliable he is

07-17-2016 , 06:24 AM

#823

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

This might be the most fabricated pile of **** I have ever read on 2+2 and that is saying a lot

07-17-2016 , 06:37 AM

#824

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

07-17-2016 , 06:58 AM

#825

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Natamus showing a strong meme game lately.

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