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03-21-2011 , 06:42 PM

#76

Biggavelli

veteran

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 2,456

OP whats your SN? I'm going to ship you 1200$ so you can get back on the grind. I got confidence in you, broheem

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03-21-2011 , 06:54 PM

#77

QJQJ

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 535

Run better

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03-21-2011 , 08:35 PM

#78

apeman100

centurion

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 112

Dude, What's wrong with you?

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03-21-2011 , 09:16 PM

#79

zerofan

adept

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 1,050

Are you sure?

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03-22-2011 , 06:21 AM

#80

StephenKnight86

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 446

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Originally Posted by Bladesman87

Thinly veiled prison rape experience.

Lol no I just have lots of friends who like going to jail.

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03-22-2011 , 06:22 AM

#81

StephenKnight86

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 446

jails usually have like ranges of people. Like 20 people can all be in one room with bunks. So no privacy if you make 18 ppl mad trying to have gay sex you are probably getting bounced(knocked out).

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03-22-2011 , 09:18 AM

#82

136913691369

adept

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 1,196

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Originally Posted by StephenKnight86

jails usually have like ranges of people. Like 20 people can all be in one room with bunks. So no privacy if you make 18 ppl mad trying to have gay sex you are probably getting bounced(knocked out).

that or all 18 inmates agree to take turns raping your ass.

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03-22-2011 , 10:00 AM

#83

worpler

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,817

ploz spin ups is the answer......

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03-22-2011 , 11:44 AM

#84

crazy canuck

veteran

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,236

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Originally Posted by Bobb_uiuc

1. Go to sperm bank
2. ?????
3. $$$$

It would be more profitable for OP to receive sperm instead of donating it.

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03-22-2011 , 12:11 PM

#85

Tommy_Ho

banned

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 1,206

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Originally Posted by Cybralisk

Over 19 hours playing at the red rock/venetian, im now negative $1510 for the year. Im also being sued by capital one for not paying my credit card bill thats been at $1420 for 3 years, i also owe my bank $1400 in overdrafts that i havent paid in 2 years and to top it off i owe $422 to the state of pennsylvania for a disorderly conduct ticket and there is now a warrant for my arrest becuase i havent paid it.

I make $8.75/hr at my job, FML.

Play in the tommy ho freerolls, win a seat into the Sunday Storm, bink the Sunday Storm for probably $40-50K. Pay off your debts, quit your *****ty $8 an hour job and use the rest on Hookers & Blow... FTW