move up to 2/5 live? lol wtf dude you can make more than $8.75/hr(or more than whatever you could make at 2/5 live for that matter) multitabling 25nl online even if you arent good.

Just underlining this for your own good: this does not compute.

I havent played online poker since the fall of 2008 and i was really awful back then. Not saying im good now obviously but way better then 2008

and last year i made around 17 dollars an hour over 300 hours or so from late march to the end of november.

I cant stand playing below 1/2 nl online, i would just donk all my money away at lower limits.

This made me lol About 99% of jails don't have any men on men sex. You are thinking of prisons my friend.

Lmfao that's almost the most ******ed thing I've ever read but it's so funny lol

thats funny cause i dont think i could stand making less than $10/hour, i would just donk all my bullets away into my co-workers.

exactly if you are busto you shouldn't be playing 1/2 online. Do you know to play 1/2 "properly" only to account for variance you should have around 5000 BB's which seems to be more $ than you have ever had/will have access to soon. Take this into consideration before you start thinking you're going to pull a "Portugese poker prodigy" and run up a milly

Of course you might be trying XBlink's style of 10 short buyins before you move up if that's the case GL lol

Hes going to have to move up to where they respect his shortstack shoves which might be kind of difficult with no bankroll

I play at redrock, I mightve busted you. I spent it on strippers if you were wondering.

Pay off your bills you bottom feeder.

Drop down and grind hard obv.

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Im also being sued by capital one for not paying my credit card bill thats been at $1420 for 3 years, i also owe my bank $1400 in overdrafts

LOL! Needs way more luv

i would lend some more...

edit: seriously stfuagfto

Thinly veiled prison rape experience.

you didnt forget to do a proper charlie sheen did you???


lets hope you had lots of blow that night

I can't believe you've been in this situation for 2-3 years without making any payments on the credit card and overdraft, jesus dude you've got some degen in you that's for sure. But anyway in reality it's only 4k total, and if you call the credit card and bank you will be able to negotiate the debts down to a much lower amount especially if the amounts owed include a loft of soft money like late fees ect. As much as it sucks if you have any family members with money you should definitely see if they can help you out here and write out a contract to loan you the money to pay the debts off completely right now as they're already taking you to court, and if you catch up with them now you'll end up having to pay a lot less in the end given that they'll settle out of court for a fraction, like 60%, of what you owe.

So you are stubborn, unwilling to adjust, and irresponsible with your money. What makes you think you even have a remote shot at becoming a successful poker player?

You suck at life, IMO.

*moments you felt likely baller*

this

hey at least you have a job

so you play poker professionally and make $8.75 an hour?

take everything you got left and get someone to flip you for it.